Cyprus is a fantastic place if:
1. you have a beer belly, tatoos, 2 o 3 teeth, big hear, huge hips and no mannners, a brand new pair of white "trainers" and think you are importqant. So head to Phapos...British trash if you ever want to meet any..
Holy f....u...c....k....i.....n....g....s.....h....i....t!
2. See number "1" except you think you are a beauty queen and speak russian in which case you head to Lemessol......
again, Holy f....u...c....k....i.....n....g....s.....h....i....t!
Sadly, one of the few places in the world that I have been fortunat to visit which I must say because of "1" and "2" above I will not visit ever again.
P.S. there were some nice archeological sites and mountains which we were able to see amongst, primarily the Brits moaning about "how long before we can have a pint...."