How Do You Please A Guy?

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Sep 21, 2006
Loving_Winter wrote:
Bleakus wrote:
MaaaD wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
MaaaD wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:pity i have no one to do this for :(


look in your PM box and trust me you will find alot of suitors





No one wrote me :(


you must be ugly


:lol: :lol: :lol:




you both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am not ugly!!!!
i am this kind of girl whom you -men -seeing on a street steering at !!!


hahaha....i wont say it

edit: i just kidding dude, MaaaD and I are just teasing ;)

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Sep 21, 2006
steer to run you over?
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Sep 21, 2006
mraph33 wrote:steer to run you over?


at least to stare at my D size breast :P
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Sep 21, 2006
but i have a pretty face as well!!!!!
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Sep 21, 2006
maybe your a shemale then ? there was one guy lookin for trannies hook up with him.
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Sep 21, 2006
MaaaD wrote:maybe your a shemale then ? there was one guy lookin for trannies hook up with him.


no, i am not a shemale :!:
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Sep 21, 2006
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mraph33 wrote:steer to run you over?


at least to stare at my D size breast :P




too much info :roll:
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Sep 21, 2006
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Loving_Winter wrote:
mraph33 wrote:steer to run you over?


at least to stare at my D size breast :P




too much info :roll:


is it? ;)
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Sep 22, 2006
Loving_Winter wrote:
mraph33 wrote:steer to run you over?


at least to stare at my D size breast :P



size D? thats nothing....

:roll:

and also i think your mistaking the guys who are staring at me...the person that was most likely behind you....


you small breasted woman, *sticks tongue out and then sings "All the boys love me and want me, and not you because your ugly and have small boobies"*

*falls on floor laughing*
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Sep 22, 2006
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you
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Sep 22, 2006
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you


you think very highly of yourself bushra ;)
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Sep 22, 2006
Bleakus wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you


you think very highly of yourself bushra ;)


are you trying to say something there mr. winky?

(please no one take that in a dirty way, just meant it in reference to :wink: at the end of the sentence....you pervs!)
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Sep 22, 2006
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
mraph33 wrote:steer to run you over?


at least to stare at my D size breast :P



size D? thats nothing....

:roll:

and also i think your mistaking the guys who are staring at me...the person that was most likely behind you....


you small breasted woman, *sticks tongue out and then sings "All the boys love me and want me, and not you because your ugly and have small boobies"*

*falls on floor laughing*



I always wanted to wear A size BH, but the nature showered me with bigger boobs ;)
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Sep 22, 2006
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you



by the way have u seen Bridget Jones Dairy? Do you remember what impression she made on Hugh Grant with her pants ;)
everything works! it only depends how u present it :)
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Sep 22, 2006
Loving_Winter wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you



by the way have u seen Bridget Jones Dairy? Do you remember what impression she made on Hugh Grant with her pants ;)
everything works! it only depends how u present it :)


thats why is called a movie dude ;)
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Sep 22, 2006
bushra21 wrote:
Bleakus wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you


you think very highly of yourself bushra ;)


are you trying to say something there mr. winky?

(please no one take that in a dirty way, just meant it in reference to :wink: at the end of the sentence....you pervs!)


should i dumb it down for you? ;) ;)
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Sep 22, 2006
Bleakus wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you




by the way have u seen Bridget Jones Dairy? Do you remember what impression she made on Hugh Grant with her pants ;)
everything works! it only depends how u present it :)


thats why is called a movie dude ;)



do u think it won't work in reality? ;)
as i said:everything depends on how u present ur pants ;)
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Sep 22, 2006
Loving_Winter wrote:
Bleakus wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you




by the way have u seen Bridget Jones Dairy? Do you remember what impression she made on Hugh Grant with her pants ;)
everything works! it only depends how u present it :)


thats why is called a movie dude ;)



do u think it won't work in reality? ;)
as i said:everything depends on how u present ur pants ;)


i really think it wouldnt work in reality.....because its a movie dude
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Sep 22, 2006
Bleakus wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
Bleakus wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;)


noooooooo

dont wear your granny control top panties again...


please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you




by the way have u seen Bridget Jones Dairy? Do you remember what impression she made on Hugh Grant with her pants ;)
everything works! it only depends how u present it :)


thats why is called a movie dude ;)



do u think it won't work in reality? ;)
as i said:everything depends on how u present ur pants ;)


i really think it wouldnt work in reality.....because its a movie dude



OK.
i will do try it and tell u if it worked or no ;)
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Re: How do you please a guy? Sep 22, 2006
Bleakus wrote:How do you please a guy? :?: :?:


Why do you want to know how to please a guy dude?
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Re: How do you please a guy? Sep 22, 2006
bear wrote:
Bleakus wrote:How do you please a guy? :?: :?:


Why do you want to know how to please a guy dude?


He is writing a dissertation ;)
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Sep 22, 2006
sara_uk wrote:emm belly dancing


god bless you for you have seen the light
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Sep 22, 2006
Bleakus wrote:the girl to not talk to much ;)


but dude.. thats when i have the best naps. besides if the girl is talking it means i don't have to talk. :D
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sara_uk wrote:emm belly dancing


god bless you for you have seen the light


Sarcasm!!
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Re: How do you please a guy? Sep 22, 2006
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Bleakus wrote:How do you please a guy? :?: :?:


Why do you want to know how to please a guy dude?


i dont dude, its just a post
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Sep 22, 2006
Bleakus wrote:
B__Lady wrote:
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B__Lady wrote:show him to women in action,
who is going to ask him to join later.
I think ther is nothing pleases a man more than that.
:lol:


is it wrong for a guy not to like that though?


nope
most ladies like it too,
they just dont like to say it


hmmm.....interesting :twisted:


For real dude... Women are total sexual deviants, they fantasize more than men by leaps and bounds, and in more detail as well. However they have the moral turpitude and strength of will not to admit or act on it. Unfortunately most (not all) of us tree hangers have our brains hanging way too far south to have any idea about morality, will power, or subtlety
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Sep 22, 2006
Loving_Winter wrote:
Bleakus wrote:
MaaaD wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
MaaaD wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:pity i have no one to do this for :(


look in your PM box and trust me you will find alot of suitors





No one wrote me :(


you must be ugly


:lol: :lol: :lol:



you both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am not ugly!!!!
i am this kind of girl whom you -men -seeing on a street steering at !!!


I don't steer at women, i honk and flash my lights :lol: :lol:

just joking, i'm sure your lovely.
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Sep 22, 2006
dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes......DUDES!


bleh, seeing that word everywhere on here, its turning into surfer paradise. :roll:

anyhow, there are many ways to please a guy....but i think guys would know the answer better than girls. what i mean is! that a guy knows what pleases him more than a girl would know, so i think it should be yall telling what pleases you rather than just ask.

also, not every girl wants to be with another women...the thought of me being with another one makes me sick. i fail to realize what it does for most of you guys...bleh
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Sep 22, 2006
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
mraph33 wrote:steer to run you over?


at least to stare at my D size breast :P



size D? thats nothing....

:roll:

and also i think your mistaking the guys who are staring at me...the person that was most likely behind you....


you small breasted woman, *sticks tongue out and then sings "All the boys love me and want me, and not you because your ugly and have small boobies"*

*falls on floor laughing*



hahaha.... awesome
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Sep 22, 2006
Loving_Winter wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
Loving_Winter wrote:
mraph33 wrote:steer to run you over?


at least to stare at my D size breast :P



size D? thats nothing....

:roll:

and also i think your mistaking the guys who are staring at me...the person that was most likely behind you....


you small breasted woman, *sticks tongue out and then sings "All the boys love me and want me, and not you because your ugly and have small boobies"*

*falls on floor laughing*



I always wanted to wear A size BH, but the nature showered me with bigger boobs ;)


hmmmm........ boob shower :D
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