A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th
Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being so faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a
wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said
the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and POOF - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II Luxury Liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn... he thought for a moment and said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
His wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and POOF - the husband became
92 years old.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL SOB's SHOULD REMEMBER
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.