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Chocoholic wrote:Typical! Most blokes just yawn, fart then roll over and are out like light - barstewards!
arniegang wrote:yeah Yorkie go go go
Chocoholic wrote:Typical! Most blokes just yawn, fart then roll over and are out like light - barstewards!
Dubai Knight wrote:Totally proven tried and tested technique, works every time:
Ingredients:
Bread
Milk
Honey
A toaster
1 Bottle Jack Daniels or Jim Beam
Recipe:
Pour a good measure of the JD or JB into a glass with ice and taste to ensure consistency. After checking, top up as required.
Take 1 loaf of white bread and attempt to get the little plastic thingy off the end without tearing bag. Fail and scatter slices of bread all over kitchen. Check JD for consistency.
Attempt to plug 2 pin toaster plug into 3 pin socket. Use metal knife to stick in the earth hole and watch the pretty blue flash...and all the house lights go out. Fumble around in dark for torch to check fuse box, but find JD instead. Check for consisitenacity.
Having repulsed ther fuse, retrun to kitchen and attempt to sturff bread into the toaster, but the holes arrear to be the rong way roun...hehehe! Check JD fro cnosisiterny...consniftisencey...ah whatever!
Apprly honey to floor...Oops! Forghot the bred! Hahahaha! Nevr mind...tastes betr lickd off the floor anyhows! Yummmy! How whre is that...ah yes check DJ fro conspicuency...sniffoscopy...ah whatever!
MILK! nnedd milk...ah pifffle...check floor for consistipancy nd count th room as it goes pastg!
Awake next morning after a solid nights sleep...on the kitchen floor!
Never fails!
Knight
Sparrow wrote:they say that if you dont sleep for 5 days in a raw u go nuts. and for 10 days in a raw you die.....
when did she post this thread?!!!!
handsum007 wrote:Come to me, I assure you that you will sleep
fayz wrote:handsum007 wrote:Come to me, I assure you that you will sleep
Yes from all your responses I've read so far, you'd definitely be the right candidate to put someone to sleep
St.Lucifer wrote:Yorkie's is the best suggestion. but alternatively what u can do is, on the long run, get up early in the morning , do some kinda physical exercise in the evenin. Never had a sleeping problem apart from the days of mental agony.
rvp_legend wrote:Speaking to my g/f on the phone usually makes me fall asleep quite quickly
rvp_legend wrote:Speaking to my g/f on the phone usually makes me fall asleep quite quickly
sage & onion wrote:Hopefully your G/F's don't have access to the forum
lulittao wrote:Zam, if reading what i wrote and feeling sleepy,
First it means that you dont have any problem in sleeping
Second your brain is not working well, nothing to think about it so QUICK SLEEPING Lucky
lulittao wrote:what about your nickname i feel that i am watching a cartoon
but any way you like my avatar! so thanks
next time when you see any long article dont ever think about reading it becasue those things are boring for you
MaaaD wrote:weary_heart wrote:a shot or two of vodka
or six or seven ?