*Same work, more pay.
*One mood, ALL the time.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
*A five-day get-away requires only one suitcase.
*If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend

*The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
*They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.