OK Ladies and gentlethings....
There has been a load of guff flying around on here about the state of my 'Barnet' (English Cockney Rhyming slang: 'Barnet Fair'=Hair!)
Yes, its a mess! It has been grown for a specific job, which was postponed and now has been cancelled due to my shoulder injury. As a result, I find I am in posession of a ridiculous mop with a big shiny bald bit at the back (its a solar panel for a s.e.x. machine...honest!) The time has come!
However I am not willing to sacrifice my locks so easily! Therefore I am willing to ceremonially have it all shaved off...in return for a sizeable donation to charity!
I have yet to decide on the recipient, however I am currently in favour of K9 Friends and I am looking for a HUGE amount and coverage for Dubai Forums in 7 Days at least! There will be a special donation required from the person (or persons) who wish to be nominated as 'The Cutter' and I think it will have to happen at a suitable location where everyone can see their handiwork as it falls to the floor! Time limit is 1 week from today...
So who will open the bidding?
Knight