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Too many damn cat avatars, we need more angry mobster nigger types up in here!


Can you say " Bad ass motherF**ker"?

Glory Y dont u change ur avatar it's too old. Samuel is very old now . His Glory is over

Sammy will always own! they should make him the new pope!

If Samuel wants to become a pope, he would replace all the cardinals with ppl like u. To replace cardinals he would have to either bribe them or intimidate them. And if he did replace the cardinals he has to lobby to include female cardinals. After he succeeds to get female cardinals, he would lobby to get condoms and lubricants in the election room. After he succeeds to get approval for condoms and lubricants and when he and his sycophants are in the closed room with the steel chimney, days will pass and ppl waiting to see grey or white smoke coming out of the chimney instead would see the chimney getting iron red! (Cos of DING DING of cardinals inside the room gets really hot) Then one day the door bashes open and only Samuel comes out of the room only wearing a towel and declares "I survived so I am the new pope!" Happy Glory? yak yak yak

U riTe 2 much

Too many damn cat avatars, we need more angry mobster nigger types up in here!

no more ugly duckling pleasssssseeee.....

sniper420 wrote:If Samuel wants to become a pope, he would replace all the cardinals with ppl like u. To replace cardinals he would have to either bribe them or intimidate them. And if he did replace the cardinals he has to lobby to include female cardinals. After he succeeds to get female cardinals, he would lobby to get condoms and lubricants in the election room. After he succeeds to get approval for condoms and lubricants and when he and his sycophants are in the closed room with the steel chimney, days will pass and ppl waiting to see grey or white smoke coming out of the chimney instead would see the chimney getting iron red! (Cos of DING DING of cardinals inside the room gets really hot) Then one day the door bashes open and only Samuel comes out of the room only wearing a towel and declares "I survived so I am the new pope!" Happy Glory? yak yak yak

anybody agree?

hello mary im from the philippines, what is you job in dubai?








just ignore them....

I killed The KILLER! by.... CUrsing him to DEATH!! mwa!ha!ha!ha!!!!

albertcastro wrote:hello mary im from the philippines, what is you job in dubai?








just ignore them....

NOBODY CAN IGNORE US COS LIBAN IS SMELLY AS HIS CHEESE AND GLORY IS OLD AND UGLY AS SAMuel and I am Handsome!

Excuse me while I barf trying to picture your physical appearance....

Liban wrote:Excuse me while I barf trying to picture your physical appearance....

While trying to picture moi keep away ur 200 yr old stinky cheese away and you wont puke anymore. And after you picture moi u would either wish u were a gay or keep ur gf 200 miles away from moi

Sameul L Jackson= teh sex0rz

Wish I was gay??? Dude I had no idea that you were a homo... Thats so cool that you chose the Dubai Forums to come out of the closet...

Liban wrote:Wish I was gay??? Dude I had no idea that you were a homo... Thats so cool that you chose the Dubai Forums to come out of the closet...

I am straight as my drill

it would kinda suck if your drill was bent

Glory wrote:it would kinda suck if your drill was bent

Y u wanna suck it straight?

no. im not gay.
you are.

Glory wrote:no. im not gay.
you are.

should have completed the sentence "no. im not a gay. you are my man."

You have no sperm Sniper420... Only pu$$y juice because your banana fell off from too much wacking off to gay man on man porno...

Liban wrote:You have no sperm Sniper420... Only pu$$y juice because your banana fell off from too much wacking off to gay man on man porno...

There u go. Cheese eater shows his dumbness again. My d*** is original and straight. I perform some special exercise on it. If ever there is a fight between a cobra and my Ding Ding, who wins? Of course my ding ding! I do wack gay men but not with my ding ding but with whip (PUNISHER ). Got a job in Saudi and my agents are out there searching for u cos of ur bi$exual life.

Special exercise???

Ahhh!!! Dude.... The act of the self-blow.... Wow!! Well what ever tickles your fancy then... [/quote]

Liban wrote:Special exercise???

Ahhh!!! Dude.... The act of the self-blow.... Wow!! Well what ever tickles your fancy then...

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ARRGH. I didnt mean self-fellating.

Sniper420

enough move on to another topic.
this drifted from the original.