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fayz wrote:I know many of you are following my plight,(okay maybe not) the ones that were flown in were wrong. My brother bought the metal ones. I’m counting on you Arnie, a bottle of Shiraz for a pack of scouring pads. Deal?

I just remembered the above statement - scores of pages ago! I suppose you owe cases and cases of Shiraz!!!!!!!!!!!

Concord wrote:

fayz wrote:I know many of you are following my plight,(okay maybe not) the ones that were flown in were wrong. My brother bought the metal ones. I’m counting on you Arnie, a bottle of Shiraz for a pack of scouring pads. Deal?

I just remembered the above statement - scores of pages ago! I suppose you owe cases and cases of Shiraz!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent spot Concord!!
I shall expect my "payment" when Fayz visits the UK!!

Doh!!!!! i was hoping that would go un-noticed but yes I'm a person of my word and am in big trouble.

It looks like i'll be in the UK next week as well, will keep you posted zoot.

Why the hell not post again! I've been cleaning my apt all day (its been a while - the cleaning not the posting) and actually thought of using my prize PSP's but thuoght better of it!!!!

Cons informs us, there is a PSP thief at large

Arnie,

I think you missed the word "prize"!

you dont mean !!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????????

do you ??

fayz wrote:Doh!!!!! i was hoping that would go un-noticed but yes I'm a person of my word and am in big trouble.

It looks like i'll be in the UK next week as well, will keep you posted zoot.

I shall be expecting my share of the loot when i arrive in sept Fayz - to be accurate i bought approx 180 scouring pads. So on my calculation thats 30 cases of Shiraz you owe me

arniegang wrote:

fayz wrote:Doh!!!!! i was hoping that would go un-noticed but yes I'm a person of my word and am in big trouble.

It looks like i'll be in the UK next week as well, will keep you posted zoot.

I shall be expecting my share of the loot when i arrive in sept Fayz - to be accurate i bought approx 180 scouring pads. So on my calculation thats 30 cases of Shiraz you owe me

15 of which should be mine since Arnie would not have had a clue otherwise until I remembered!

arniegang wrote:you dont mean !!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????????

do you ??

That's what the statement "but thought better of it" is for - no worries.

Now would you believe that the Scourers thread is still alive after all this time?

Funnily enough...I was cleaning up after the monster birthday party and found that the ubiquitous plastic scourer is absolutely the perfect thing for the removal of congealed nuclear green vodka jelly vomit from my rug! Add to that the additional benefit of it being in a contrasting nuclear colour and therefore highly pleasing to this discerning designers eye...and it made the removal process an aesthetic pleasure!

Thank you Scourer's R Us for making my scrubbing life a little brighter!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Funnily enough...I was cleaning up after the monster birthday party and found that the ubiquitous plastic scourer is absolutely the perfect thing for the removal of congealed nuclear green vodka jelly vomit from my rug!

They're a versatile kitchen aid, nay a household necessity, why Dubai retailers never saw the light I'll never know

arniegang wrote:

fayz wrote:Doh!!!!! i was hoping that would go un-noticed but yes I'm a person of my word and am in big trouble.

It looks like i'll be in the UK next week as well, will keep you posted zoot.

I shall be expecting my share of the loot when i arrive in sept Fayz - to be accurate i bought approx 180 scouring pads. So on my calculation thats 30 cases of Shiraz you owe me

Technically I said A bottle for A pack. , still in trouble though

fayz wrote:Technically I said A bottle for A pack. , still in trouble though

But did you actually receive all of the PSP's in their original packets - or just lumped together in a plastic bag??

Oh - and its good to see this thread revived!!

the_zooter wrote:

fayz wrote:Technically I said A bottle for A pack. , still in trouble though

But did you actually receive all of the PSP's in their original packets - or just lumped together in a plastic bag??

Oh - and its good to see this thread revived!!

The ones i recieved were in original packaging,

fayz wrote:
The ones i recieved were in original packaging,

So what happened to the ones that were used as PSP necklaces??
Arnie?? DK?? Any ideas guys??

i think there is a PSP thief at large

arniegang wrote:i think there is a PSP thief at large

I think everyone who attended that night should account for their whereabouts upon leaving the venue - so they can be eliminated from our enquiries.
What happened to the PSP's that were in the plastic bag with the Twiglets for DK?? Are they the ones that found there way to Fayz (ie, ones in the unopened packets)?

as far as i can rem yours were unopened and i had a few left after making up the PSP neckalces.

I put all of them in the bags in the corner. Someone has picked them up because they were all together.

This means we have a "mole" within the DFM.

I am escalling this to "code black", obviously we have to be careful who we entrust details with now as it seems DFM has been infiltrated by a double agent.

arniegang wrote:I am escalling this to "code black", obviously we have to be careful who we entrust details with now as it seems DFM has been infiltrated by a double agent.

Does this mean we have to start using our special code names??

Who left after yourself?? Were they in the same bag as the twiglets?? Because they found there way to their rightful owner (so I'm led to believe)

i have them...

but wait, there's more...

for 3 easy payments of $19.99, you can have your PSPs back

no you have not Terranove,

i have a suspicion its DK Zoots, on the assumption he took delivery of the twiglets, then i think he must have taken the PSP's.

This can only mean 2 things

1. It was a mistake

and

2. He is dealing in PSP's for his own benefit and thus bypassing the DFM.

arniegang wrote:This can only mean 2 things

1. It was a mistake

and

2. He is dealing in PSP's for his own benefit and thus bypassing the DFM.

I hope it was the former, and not the latter.

It would be a shame to think that a DFM founder was involved in undermining the good work that the DFM does.

I will ask Lloydy to do a search of his premises, i suggest we keep this between us for now, until further investigations are complete.

lol the race is back on for the highest number of posts in a single thread.

I believe lloydy may be part of the conspiracy, she has secrets.....

fayz wrote:lol the race is back on for the highest number of posts in a single thread.

I believe lloydy may be part of the conspiracy, she has secrets.....

This possibly true Fayz, it may be possible Lloydy is in on the act.

However Zoots consider this

Conspiracy theory no2

Fayzy could be lying to us, in an effort to gain sympathy thus leading to a new fresh delivery of PSP's. It is possible he had the bulk of them, and has traded them as stock in DIFC.

it'd be a bad trade the PSP's have a better future valuation, EPPS (earnings per plastic scourer) ratings are through the roof

Ah ah

Zoots

I think we may be onto something here.

Conspiracy theory No 3.

Fayzy is possibly stockpiling PSP's, it is possible he is trading "futures" and has inside info @ DIFC.

arniegang wrote:

fayz wrote:lol the race is back on for the highest number of posts in a single thread.

I believe lloydy may be part of the conspiracy, she has secrets.....

This possibly true Fayz, it may be possible Lloydy is in on the act.

However Zoots consider this

Conspiracy theory no2

Fayzy could be lying to us, in an effort to gain sympathy thus leading to a new fresh delivery of PSP's. It is possible he had the bulk of them, and has traded them as stock in DIFC.

I think it is more likely a scheme to reduce the cases of shiraz Fayz must deliver!

Luckily I got a ride back home from you Arnie so I'm clean - you may be unto something with DK! He conveniently disappeared for a while - probably on a PSP world sales tour!!!

I think we are due for the next Bored meeting!

Cons by jove i think you may have the answers within Conspiracy theories 4 and 5.

Will need to discuss this at the next DFM Board meeting in September.