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But i wana write for Jim carry or JaCK ASS

although i work in IT but i dont think if IT or education is my best , i would like to go in writing ( i can write correct englesk)

In a word HP, NO! Your basic sentence structure leaves alot to be desired at the best of times. Plus your opinions are too biased for you to be a writer.

Choco

i would be able to write on

" 3 days and 3 nights in Greece "

Choco is jealous , so let me know people if i shuld write or not
For me it is not a big deal to make up stories , as i am full of negative , so it wouldnt be hard to write on different issues

Your Doco should be a crack-up

send us the draft

Hardly jealous HP, seeing as I already have several columns of my own.

Chocoholic wrote:Hardly jealous HP, seeing as I already have several columns of my own.

that answers why your replies are so perfectly framed

A guided tour of the Carrefour by HP reporting for BBC!

Keithel

i would do , but i told them let me think if i have some nice idea because i dont wana write against my mother land
I can write a lot about girls like :

1= Kill Bill (they dont pay bills)

2= why do girls close their eyes while kissing

3= Idiot's guide to date in middle east

4= why can i not become Bill gate , although i have so many gates at our home

5= Newton's second law of motion and girls

HP wrote:Keithel

i would do , but i told them let me think if i have some nice idea because i dont wana write against my mother land
I can write a lot about girls like :

1= Kill Bill (they dont pay bills)

2= why do girls close their eyes while kissing

3= Idiot's guide to date in middle east

4= why can i not become Bill gate , although i have so many gates at our home

5= Newton's second law of motion and girls

... and

6. My love affair with the DFM ladiezz

HP wrote:Keithel

i would do , but i told them let me think if i have some nice idea because i dont wana write against my mother land
I can write a lot about girls like :

1= Kill Bill (they dont pay bills)

2= why do girls close their eyes while kissing

3= Idiot's guide to date in middle east

4= why can i not become Bill gate , although i have so many gates at our home

5= Newton's second law of motion and girls

not only dont correct ur engrish , but u could create an HPsm with ur "style" , "language" and "ideas"

go go HP

KeithL wrote:

HP wrote:Keithel

i would do , but i told them let me think if i have some nice idea because i dont wana write against my mother land
I can write a lot about girls like :

1= Kill Bill (they dont pay bills)

2= why do girls close their eyes while kissing

3= Idiot's guide to date in middle east

4= why can i not become Bill gate , although i have so many gates at our home

5= Newton's second law of motion and girls

... and

6. My love affair with the DFM ladiezz

wid not with

HP,

why don't you write a documentary on how you remained a virgin for so long due to your inability to pay for a women's basic needs!

yorky500 wrote:HP,

why don't you write a documentary on how you remained a virgin for so long due to your inability to pay for a women's basic needs!

I can write

" Being Ugly and Horney -a case study of Dubai Knight"

I can also write about

" how to rob a bank in 7 days " Or " how to become Ocean 11"

HP, you'd actually have to date first to be able to write about dating in the ME.

Chocoholic wrote:HP, you'd actually have to date first to be able to write about dating in the ME.

If i reply here then u ll regret , U have dated annd now u r have your lesson , can u help me in writing

No, I'm off the dating scene.

Chocoholic wrote:No, I'm off the dating scene.

now u r good girl , have u bought a abay for yourself?

Oh hahaha very funny - not.

Just write a documentary titled "Don Juan HP" and then enter the flick into the "short documentary" category at the academy awards! Or in the comedy category at the "Emmys".

Was that the one Garry Glitter was in?

Oh shees 11

Good work pecker. Do you think he might be checking this thread 4 years later??

drewpeacock wrote:Was that the one Garry Glitter was in?

Oh shees 11

Jeez Drew It's simply ages since I've heard a GG joke!

I wont try the one the one about Acne on a 12 year olds face..........just in case BM

Oh yes, I forgot, we're on our best behaviour!

drewpeacock wrote:I wont try the one the one about Acne on a 12 year olds face..........just in case BM

BM = Bowel Movement???

As you appear to be an arse, we should get on well then.

You're doing such a good job all by yourself you don't need any help.

What exactly are you offering your help with? My bowel movements? Now I've had some offers in my time but you are the first to come forward with that one. I'm adventerous but that doesn't do it for me, thanks for the offer anyway.