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Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

4. How many beers in a slab?

5. You call that a knife, this is a knife.
True or False?

6. Does "yeah-nah" mean
a) "Yes and no"
b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?

7. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?
17. If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?

21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005

22. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket’s on?

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?

33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

Your Score ………….

hahahahaaha thats great!!

I dont think Id quite get there but Id be close to my citizenship!!

'sif Citizenship

I'd rather enter by boat, set up shack at the recreation centres you call detention, toss a couple of shrimps on the barby and hang out with the friendly dingoes and sheilas

What about 'em wallabies Keith?

XRW-147 wrote:What about 'em wallabies Keith?

nah, them and those drop bears are nasty buggers ...

Don't suppose you took any sick days to watch the Aussies getting hammered by us in last years Ashes did you?? Might as well have gone to work!!

Both sides would have needed sick days:

- The Aussie crowd to get over the shell shock.

- The brit crowd to celebrate the miracle.

XRW-147 wrote:Both sides would have needed sick days:

- The Aussie crowd to get over the shell shock.

- The brit crowd to celebrate the miracle.

I'm sure the "miracle" won't be repeated this winter!!

XRW-147 wrote:- The brit crowd to celebrate the miracle.

I was in the UK during the ashes and let me just say the brit crowd took being unbearable to new levels.

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

A. 36 + Bluey

2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?

A. Beer
3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

A. A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat... Followed by cricket on the beach

4. How many beers in a slab?

A. Old Slab 24, New Slabs 30

5. You call that a knife, this is a knife.

A. True, This is a Knife, Croc Dundee

6. Does "yeah-nah" mean

b) Maybe / Suppose

7. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?

b) Alf from Home & Away

8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
c) After each stubby

9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

Camera, Andrew & Lockie

10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

Dave

11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach? (for a BBQ)

12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

Whats a Hawaiian Pizza without Pineapple?
Eagleboys Breakfast pizza.. Yuck!!

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

52... Not Out

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

Brissy down coast in a toranna at 120km / Hr must be on the back of a truck??

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

Old Neighbours Lovers.. Wed in 1980 something

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

Both

17. If the police raided your home would you:
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

Bob Hawke

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

Thats a Dad 60ies thing

20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear - Dbl Pluggers


21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005

No idea

22. What is someone more likely to die of:

e) Your missus after a big night

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

1


24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?

Well the last plane out of Sydneys almost gone, yeah the last plane out of Sydneys almost gone and its really got me worried am going nowhere and im in a hurry and the last plane out of Sydneys almost gone

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

Tongs, Snags, Sauce, Bread, Beer (Sorry Beer comes first)

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting


28. Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on


29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

Polar Bear

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

pot what holds the middy

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

Speedos

32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?

Coleman

33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

With the rest of the world

34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

All Above

35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

Chuck, Throw up

36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

Yep til mum yelled we would muddy the cloths

37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?


A real, true aussie