I have a few sugestions of things you should not take on the plane some are probably quite obvious but hey here I go
No Sharp items such as kitchen knives, scissors, potato pealers etc
No televisions bigger that 15" unless you can stowe them in the overhead locker, you may be able to put them in the hold thogh, I have never asked.
You must not carry stow aways, although this may be fun its also very dangerous, you may put the stow aways life at danger so please dont carry them.
You must not carry fridges as they have pressurised gas bottles full of refrigarent that may go bang at altitude.
No guns, guns are bad so should not be taken on planes.
No drugs you will probably get longer for carrying drugs than guns???
No fruit (don't know why)
No Farm yard animals unless you have the relivant permits from the the relivant authorities. (I made this mistake not once but twice)
I would try not to bring anything in a pressurised container as it may explode.
I will not mention the obvious at that is just sick!!
Best of all bring your self and be happy. You only get one life live it, get all the stuff you need here.