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What do people get by making fun of HP’s private feeling? I asked so many times to myself and i never got the answer. last day i went at the tallest building of Denmark ( 35 story) to talk to God. I shouted , no one replied , i though might be God went on summer holidays ?

i was coming back then i heard a angel :

" HP stop ".

I told him that my Bus ticket will expire and i dont have enough money to buy new ticket. He said " dont worry , tell me why were ya shouting".

HP = whenever i give respect to someone , she makes fun of me.

angel= who is the b.itch?

HP = mind your language angel

angel= sorry i became emotional , the reason is that the world is not enough for sweet people like ya .

HP = then where shuld i go?

angel= Go in hell , all the beautiful girls come in Hell

HP = hmmm but i heard that God has hired Pakistani police to beat the people . God also hired British police wid shoot to kill

angel = why dont ya talk to scarlet

HP = hmmm how many times i hurt myself

angel = she is very nice and she will be nice wid you.

HP = okay i accept

oh man, do u have moments when ur actually being serious? im not complaining, most of the times u make me laugh, i just wonder...

and one more thing, do u eat anything else besides chicken? u always talk about cooking chicken

raidah wrote:oh man, do u have moments when ur actually being serious? im not complaining, most of the times u make me laugh, i just wonder...

and one more thing, do u eat anything else besides chicken? u always talk about cooking chicken

i will be serious when my daddy arniegang dies

raidah wrote:
and one more thing, do u eat anything else besides chicken? u always talk about cooking chicken

HP has two passions in life .. DubaiForums.com and birds

MaaaD wrote:

raidah wrote:
and one more thing, do u eat anything else besides chicken? u always talk about cooking chicken

HP has two passions in life .. DubaiForums.com and birds

how u know that Maaad? u 2 cook together?

Perhaps the Angel should have told you to jump.

HP ...scarlet is engaged so u have me ...only me

raidah wrote:how u know that Maaad? u 2 cook together?

Birds of a feather flock together.

HP I will be nice with you - I think you are very funny - but I will not be romantic.

Who was that picture of the women you posted months ago - she is beautiful. That is enough for you - you do not need to date cyberbabes - you can never be certain what they are truly like.and looks

scarlet wrote:HP I will be nice with you - I think you are very funny - but I will not be romantic.

Who was that picture of the women you posted months ago - she is beautiful. That is enough for you - you do not need to date cyberbabes - you can never be certain what they are truly like.and looks

hahah relax girl :0) . I dont have my own airline to travel to Dubai for a date . My daddy only own the boat not the airline:0) .

the girl in picture , hmmm i know she is cute but dont be sure , you need to see few pictures before arrive on decision

let me call angel again

HP i think you should go back to pursuing EJ !

she is your true love and I saw the jealousy in her posts when you started chatting Croco up

KeithL wrote:HP i think you should go back to pursuing EJ !

she is your true love and I saw the jealousy in her posts when you started chatting Croco up

i promised her not to talk to her anymore . As she was voted against me in poll.

aww, check out Hp's new location

easternjewel wrote:aww, check out Hp's new location

HP you have a stalker

MaaaD wrote:

easternjewel wrote:aww, check out Hp's new location

HP you have a stalker

maad

i think she loves me and whenever someone go against me , she is always the first one to feel for me

HP wrote:

KeithL wrote:HP i think you should go back to pursuing EJ !

she is your true love and I saw the jealousy in her posts when you started chatting Croco up

i promised her not to talk to her anymore . As she was voted against me in poll.

I know you want to....

KeithL wrote:

HP wrote:

KeithL wrote:HP i think you should go back to pursuing EJ !

she is your true love and I saw the jealousy in her posts when you started chatting Croco up

i promised her not to talk to her anymore . As she was voted against me in poll.

I know you want to....

what i want to

corco has broken my heart and now i dont feel like even looking at girls i have decorated so many dreams in my eyes and all of them were shattered.

so now your gay ?

MaaaD wrote:so now your gay ?

no yet , but now i understand why do men become Gay

First the indian girl and then arabic girl smashed my heart . If i was singer , i would have been released "broken heart part 2"

HP wrote:

MaaaD wrote:so now your gay ?

no yet , but now i understand why do men become Gay

First the indian girl and then arabic girl smashed my heart . If i was singer , i would have been released "broken heart part 2"

what you need to find now is a nice Pakistani "Kuddi"

KeithL wrote:

HP wrote:

MaaaD wrote:so now your gay ?

no yet , but now i understand why do men become Gay

First the indian girl and then arabic girl smashed my heart . If i was singer , i would have been released "broken heart part 2"

what you need to find now is a nice Pakistani "Kuddi"

on dubai forum

corco can learn Urdu/ hindi very quickely and we just need to buy her shalwar and kameez and laal duppta (red desi scarf )

my mother will be happy when she speaks arabic . As we dont know the arabic language , just Quran (the holy book) , my mother will think she is reciting the quran all the time. No matter corco is cursing me all the time . . We have to say "jazaak allah " all the time

oh man, u and Zooty should get together...seem to have the same issue to solve

HP wrote:

KeithL wrote:

HP wrote:

MaaaD wrote:so now your gay ?

no yet , but now i understand why do men become Gay

First the indian girl and then arabic girl smashed my heart . If i was singer , i would have been released "broken heart part 2"

what you need to find now is a nice Pakistani "Kuddi"

on dubai forum

corco can learn Urdu/ hindi very quickely and we just need to buy her shalwar and kameez and laal duppta (red desi scarf )

my mother will be happy when she speaks arabic . As we dont know the arabic language , just Quran (the holy book) , my mother will think she is reciting the quran all the time. No matter corco is cursing me all the time . . We have to say "jazaak allah " all the time

my funny funny Ex

KeithL wrote:
what you need to find now is a nice Pakistani "Kuddi"

I am tired of finding Pakistani girl. Once i used to dream to have a beautiful wife and now my hopes are fading . My requirements are also coming down. Very soon my requirements well be like the requirements of a blind man. A blind man just need the girl having two attributes.

The requirements of blind man

1 = bobs
2= couple of holes in body

thats it. If you use a drill machine and make an extra hole inside the body of Zooter and transplant two fake bobs , i bet that blind man will consider him Julia robert

I am visiting london for one week and gonna meet 2 Pakistani girls and let see if i find them attractive for marriage . I dont even mind a divorce girls, atleast they know how to cure a relationship because of past accident.

Corcovado wrote:
my funny funny Ex

I am tired of being play like joker , i have some feeling . Are ya coming Denmark next week or i come over in special "concord" plane ?

HP wrote:

Corcovado wrote:
my funny funny Ex

I am tired of being play like joker , i have some feeling . Are ya coming Denmark next week or i come over in special "concord" plane ?

come over i will cook for u

Corcovado wrote:

HP wrote:

Corcovado wrote:
my funny funny Ex

I am tired of being play like joker , i have some feeling . Are ya coming Denmark next week or i come over in special "concord" plane ?

come over i will cook for u

Today i cooked minced meat and potato. when i ws cutting onion , tears were flowing in eyes because of chilli .

Leave the cooking and stuff , first come here and then we will go to London to meet your father in law (mr arniegang) . He has summer house there . But we can get married here and right now :

You have to say yes three times to following questions :

1= do u accept HP?
2= do u accept HP?
3= do u accept HP ?

daddy where the heck u r , i bet you must be trying to put the belt in your kandoora

If you say accept 3 times , you will become Mrs HP what a emotional moment for HP in his life

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6&q=shaadi

DFM memebers shuld do this :0)

watch the video

I am sure corco is getting advice of her Brother X-RAW and MAAD . No hurry do it

HP wrote:I am sure corco is getting advice of her Brother X-RAW and MAAD . No hurry do it

True i cant answer Alone... in arab world ,my brothers need to accept first. so lets see what they say...X-Raw and Maaad what do u think?