Should Inter-species Marriage Be Permitted In Dubai?

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Should those unlucky in love with humans be given wider options?

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yes
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Should inter-species marriage be permitted in Dubai? Jul 13, 2006
Had to post this on - how would this request be recieved by the Shiekh?

'A Russian looking for love has asked President Vladimir Putin for permission to marry a cow.

Boris Gabov asked Putin for permission to marry the animal during a recent webcast in which Russians could send emails directly to the president and ask him anything.

The farmer from southern Siberia said: "All the girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I cannot find a woman to be with. But I see the solution to the problem. I love animals very much and want to ask when we will be allowed in Russia to marry domestic animals, such as cows." Putin's reply was not made public. '

:o :o :shock:

murphy
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Jul 13, 2006
I don't see why not... Dave deserves to get married.
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Jul 13, 2006
Harsh. Although not having had the pleasure of meeting him I could not possibly comment.............
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Jul 13, 2006
Whatever floats your boat.

I however, will be sticking to the female variety (of humans - for the record!)
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Jul 13, 2006
I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...
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Jul 13, 2006
blizzard wrote:I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...



you heard wrong...next you'll be telling us...there are always snake charmers around each bend...people eating monkey brains...and cows fly over the moon...get informed... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Should inter-species marriage be permitted in Dubai? Jul 13, 2006
i would prefer Indian Bit.ch :) :) .

I think it is nice because Dubai knight is unable to find any one . He can have some good time with Camels or donkey :)
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Jul 13, 2006
^ian^ wrote:I don't see why not... Dave deserves to get married.


he would probably get married with a male goat
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Jul 13, 2006
Yikes.

I feel sorry for the kids. (kids - get it?)

ha ha lol :angel12:
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Jul 13, 2006
So the Bengali camel lover is not alone in this world, i see a growing movement here.
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Jul 13, 2006
should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights ;)
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Jul 13, 2006
easternjewel wrote:should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights ;)

What about the rights of sad, lonely, ugly old men who can't get women so hae to resort to marrying a dog or something?
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Jul 13, 2006
MaaaD wrote:So the Bengali camel lover is not alone in this world, i see a growing movement here.

First thing I thought of too. Good old RAK, it all happens there :).
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Jul 14, 2006
the_zooter wrote:What about the rights of sad, lonely, ugly old men who can't get women so hae to resort to marrying a dog or something?


Forexample :

Dubai knight and arniegang :shock:
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Jul 14, 2006
If Dave can get the goat (or whatever hes trying for) to give its consent then I wish them all the happiness in the world!
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Jul 14, 2006
the_zooter wrote:
easternjewel wrote:should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights ;)

What about the rights of sad, lonely, ugly old men who can't get women so hae to resort to marrying a dog or something?


oh no! thats even worst!!
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Jul 14, 2006
what the hell is going on? this is going to bcome a flaming post......the topic itself is stupid.........i have been to siberia and there are many chicks there in layers
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Jul 14, 2006
easternjewel wrote:should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights ;)


I agree, any animal tied to dave would be in big trouble. Have some mercy.
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Jul 15, 2006
Priest: Daisy, do you take this farmer here to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cow: I moo!
tee hee hee
sorry
couldn't resist
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Jul 15, 2006
phunkhoney wrote:Priest: Daisy, do you take this farmer here to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cow: I moo!
tee hee hee
sorry
couldn't resist


U have to find male cat who can take care of your existing kids (cats).
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Jul 16, 2006
constantine wrote:
blizzard wrote:I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...



you heard wrong...next you'll be telling us...there are always snake charmers around each bend...people eating monkey brains...and cows fly over the moon...get informed... :lol: :lol:


okay i stand corrected...i actually read it in the papers with accompanying picture of a little girl being married to a tree...hope that satifies you...
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Jul 16, 2006
blizzard wrote:
constantine wrote:
blizzard wrote:I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...



you heard wrong...next you'll be telling us...there are always snake charmers around each bend...people eating monkey brains...and cows fly over the moon...get informed... :lol: :lol:


okay i stand corrected...i actually read it in the papers with accompanying picture of a little girl being married to a tree...hope that satifies you...


there are tree huggers everywhere...snake charmers are a rarer breed..."petting" the snake can sometimes lead to being "bitten" :lol:
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Jul 16, 2006
DaveDXB wrote:i just might need a lil help getting it up



:roll: :roll:

we didnt need to know that
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Jul 16, 2006
Hey, come on, what wrong with marrying a cow. I mean its just like the real thing i.e. women, they are all cows! (flame suit on and ready hhahahahahahahahahha). Also, you have 5 different teats to suck every night, warm and steady flow of milk on tap.

What more do you want?
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Jul 17, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yorky, trust you to put a smile on my face.
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Jul 17, 2006
I am here to oblige my friend! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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