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Had to post this on - how would this request be recieved by the Shiekh?

'A Russian looking for love has asked President Vladimir Putin for permission to marry a cow.

Boris Gabov asked Putin for permission to marry the animal during a recent webcast in which Russians could send emails directly to the president and ask him anything.

The farmer from southern Siberia said: "All the girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I cannot find a woman to be with. But I see the solution to the problem. I love animals very much and want to ask when we will be allowed in Russia to marry domestic animals, such as cows." Putin's reply was not made public. '

I don't see why not... Dave deserves to get married.

Harsh. Although not having had the pleasure of meeting him I could not possibly comment.............

Whatever floats your boat.

I however, will be sticking to the female variety (of humans - for the record!)

I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...

blizzard wrote:I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...

you heard wrong...next you'll be telling us...there are always snake charmers around each bend...people eating monkey brains...and cows fly over the moon...get informed...

i would prefer Indian Bit.ch .

I think it is nice because Dubai knight is unable to find any one . He can have some good time with Camels or donkey

^ian^ wrote:I don't see why not... Dave deserves to get married.

he would probably get married with a male goat

Yikes.

I feel sorry for the kids. (kids - get it?)

ha ha lol

So the Bengali camel lover is not alone in this world, i see a growing movement here.

should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights

easternjewel wrote:should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights

What about the rights of sad, lonely, ugly old men who can't get women so hae to resort to marrying a dog or something?

MaaaD wrote:So the Bengali camel lover is not alone in this world, i see a growing movement here.

First thing I thought of too. Good old RAK, it all happens there .

the_zooter wrote:What about the rights of sad, lonely, ugly old men who can't get women so hae to resort to marrying a dog or something?

Forexample :

Dubai knight and arniegang

If Dave can get the goat (or whatever hes trying for) to give its consent then I wish them all the happiness in the world!

the_zooter wrote:

easternjewel wrote:should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights

What about the rights of sad, lonely, ugly old men who can't get women so hae to resort to marrying a dog or something?

oh no! thats even worst!!

what the hell is going on? this is going to bcome a flaming post......the topic itself is stupid.........i have been to siberia and there are many chicks there in layers

easternjewel wrote:should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights

I agree, any animal tied to dave would be in big trouble. Have some mercy.

Priest: Daisy, do you take this farmer here to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cow: I moo!
tee hee hee
sorry
couldn't resist

phunkhoney wrote:Priest: Daisy, do you take this farmer here to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cow: I moo!
tee hee hee
sorry
couldn't resist

U have to find male cat who can take care of your existing kids (cats).

constantine wrote:

blizzard wrote:I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...

you heard wrong...next you'll be telling us...there are always snake charmers around each bend...people eating monkey brains...and cows fly over the moon...get informed...

okay i stand corrected...i actually read it in the papers with accompanying picture of a little girl being married to a tree...hope that satifies you...

blizzard wrote:

constantine wrote:

blizzard wrote:I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things...

you heard wrong...next you'll be telling us...there are always snake charmers around each bend...people eating monkey brains...and cows fly over the moon...get informed...

okay i stand corrected...i actually read it in the papers with accompanying picture of a little girl being married to a tree...hope that satifies you...

there are tree huggers everywhere...snake charmers are a rarer breed..."petting" the snake can sometimes lead to being "bitten"

DaveDXB wrote:i just might need a lil help getting it up

we didnt need to know that

Hey, come on, what wrong with marrying a cow. I mean its just like the real thing i.e. women, they are all cows! (flame suit on and ready hhahahahahahahahahha). Also, you have 5 different teats to suck every night, warm and steady flow of milk on tap.

What more do you want?

Yorky, trust you to put a smile on my face.

I am here to oblige my friend!