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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and
all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Lost the war and
haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a
thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a banana.

...dublya is shaking in his pants...

or maybe this was written at the time of richard nixon

or clinton...

funny

MaaaD wrote:or maybe this was written at the time of richard nixon

No he was "tricky banana"