Q: what is common between between a 3 pin plug and the england football team?
A: they're both useless in europe!
Q: what r brazilian soccer fans called?
A: brazil nuts.
Q: how did the soccer pitch end up as triangle?
A: somebody took a corner!
Q: what runs around a soccer field but doesn't move?
A: a fence!
Q: why r the seats at football grounds always cold?
A: cuz there's a fan in every one!
a famous international soccer player was asked 2 appear nude in the centrefold of a glossy new women's magazine. `our intention is 2 photograph u standing nude holding a ball" said the feature's editor. 'i c,' said the footballer. 'what will i be doing with my other hand?
Q: which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: all of them, a crossbar can't jump!
Q: what position would a horror film star play, in a football team?
A: ghoulie.
q. why is it so hot after a soccer game? a: cuz all the fans have gone home.
Q: what would david beckham's name be if he was a spice girl?
A: waste of spice
Q: what lights up a soccer stadium?
A: a soccer match.
