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Liban wrote:And I pass the mic to HP...
Dubai Knight wrote:Liban wrote:And I pass the mic to HP...
Nah! HP is a d*ckless dweeb who has never had a date, so can't comment! When he gets old enough to grow more than bumfluff on his top lip, then we shall hear...again and again and again...
Knight
Liban wrote:Dubai Knight wrote:Liban wrote:And I pass the mic to HP...
Nah! HP is a d*ckless dweeb who has never had a date, so can't comment! When he gets old enough to grow more than bumfluff on his top lip, then we shall hear...again and again and again...
Knight
He dates himself... But I heard that he gets shot down by his hand on the first date from time to time...
DaveDXB wrote:
Farting reall loud in the coffee lounge at work in Trade Center, not knowing that all the executive were sitting just outside and was very quiet.
Im sure the thought someone was moving a chair.
kanelli wrote:Well Venice, if you call the people you date "Ho" then you deserve to be single.
arniegang wrote:"forgot to take your wallet"
yer right
stuchil wrote:worst date was a date where i agreed to meet someone from over the internet. We'd chatted for a few weeks and she thought maybe this could go somewhere. We met in Covent garden (Moon under water) and to say she didn't fit the impressions she'd given was an understatement. Knew she was no godess (i'm no god) bu an impression given of a slightly chubby Felicity Kendall turned out to be the Michelin Man's evil twin sister. Who ordered a cider and black.
Escaped to toilet and phoned my mates, cause there was no window to escape out of and my frined's girlfriend phoned 5 minutes later to tell me there had been an acident and i had to cut and run.
Taught me a lesson, who is who they really are online? and best way to meet anyone is through your friends who you trust
raidah wrote:it was during a university trip for our group. we were suddenly awaken by a phone call by our professor and asked to hurry up to the house of an aknowledged journalist. well, i had my summer pyjamas which i forgot to take off in the big hurry. and i saw only in the cab, that i had my pants on under the skirt
i had to ask the driver to let me change clothes...
MaaaD wrote:raidah wrote:it was during a university trip for our group. we were suddenly awaken by a phone call by our professor and asked to hurry up to the house of an aknowledged journalist. well, i had my summer pyjamas which i forgot to take off in the big hurry. and i saw only in the cab, that i had my pants on under the skirt
i had to ask the driver to let me change clothes...
and he happily agreed as long as he can watch