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Liban wrote:Can some of these missions be Kamikaze missions? I have a few DF members in mind for this.... Hiya being one of them.

LMAO

constantine wrote:

Liban wrote:Can some of these missions be Kamikaze missions? I have a few DF members in mind for this.... Hiya being one of them.

LMAO

I think Cons is another one not taking the DFM seriously!! Are you taking note DK?

i think DK himself is sleeping with the fishes ... he is MIA

MaaaD wrote:i think DK himself is sleeping with the fishes ... he is MIA

I've noticed that. It may be time to send a search and rescue team. Will need a fleet of IROC's to do it.

Hmm, well the hunter has become the hunted!!

I can't believe that this thread is still going on and on and on and on and on and....................................

I'm determined to get it to 1000 posts on the thread!

It's already a DF record - by some distance!!

Arnie, DK is been missing for a while.

What say you, too early for a "Sniper Search" on DK?

Concord wrote:Arnie, DK is been missing for a while.

What say you, too early for a "Sniper Search" on DK?

It sadens me to say that after giving the board to deliberate my generous offer to buy your business, I have not heard back in the week stipulated in my offer letter.

DK IS MISSING FOR A REASON!!!

I will give the board another 24 hours. If I do not hear back someone else will go missing. The same procedure as DK! The same procedure every subsequent 24 hour...



SpyCee69

READ - READ - READ - READ - READ - READ - READ - READ - READ



In the below matter, I post my original offer to

THE BOARD!!!

SpyCee69 wrote:To: The Board of Directors,

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Board,
I have been following your very interesting and stimulating discussion about the potential growth in the market for Scourers and am pleased to disclose that my Board of Directors has decided in a meeting held on the 28th May 2006 to offer to buy the business idea of Scourer's R'Us.

Kindly send your offer in a closed bid to me personally, after which I shall deliberate the aforementioned and will revert within 7 working days.

For any member of the senior Management and Dirtector level, there will be opportunity of acquiring share equity and to remain on the decision making panel with half a vote each.

I trust you will consider seriously and I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely

SC

SpyCee69 wrote:

Concord wrote:Arnie, DK is been missing for a while.

What say you, too early for a "Sniper Search" on DK?

It sadens me to say that after giving the board to deliberate my generous offer to buy your business, I have not heard back in the week stipulated in my offer letter.

DK IS MISSING FOR A REASON!!!

I will give the board another 24 hours. If I do not hear back someone else will go missing. The same procedure as DK! The same procedure every subsequent 24 hour...



SpyCee69

Could there really be a connection between the disappearance of DK and the expiration of the offer??

Normally at this point I'd have a word with DK and ask him to get Nosher and the boys on the case - but without DK, we can't do that!!! Arrgghhhh!

Oh DK
Oh DK
Where are thou DK????

Talking about MIA, Vee's been gone for a fair while.

eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

DFM we have a problem Houston.


Ok emergency board meeting Sat 10 am UK time - 1pm DXB time.

You know who you are, your presence is not optional.

ohhhhhhhhhh BTW i know its another 48 hours but as it means 2 more will go missing i will point them to HIYA, so thats the next 24 hours taken care of

arniegang wrote:ohhhhhhhhhh BTW i know its another 48 hours but as it means 2 more will go missing i will point them to HIYA, so thats the next 24 hours taken care of

Just like the sacrificial lamb eh??
Erm, I should be at the board meeting on saturday morning - depends if I have a late one on Friday night!!

arniegang wrote:Ok emergency board meeting Sat 10 am UK time - 1pm DXB time.

You know who you are, your presence is not optional.

Can I bring some cheese to the meet?

http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=58380#58380

Yes you can liban, would you like the board to order a cheese board too ?

Liban wrote:Can I bring some cheese to the meet?

Have you got some for us all??
I prefer really strong, mature cheddars!
Thanks!!

arniegang wrote:Yes you can liban, would you like the board to order a cheese board too ?

Please

the_zooter wrote:

Liban wrote:Can I bring some cheese to the meet?

Have you got some for us all??
I prefer really strong, mature cheddars!
Thanks!!

No problem.... I can get that from between my toes

Liban

Would you like to try some cheddar cut up into little cubes and put on a cocktail stick with small pieces of pineapple?

Eeewwwww - Pineapple!!! Yuk!!

Gentlemen...this message transmitted to the DFM via micro burst message transmission from a Thuraya phone linked to my Blackberry which was secreted in the sole of my flip flop...

Fear not! I am currently deep undercover (we are talking DEEP!) and still on the case...rumours of my expiry have been exaggerated and I am not sleeping with the fishes...mind you, she was a bit cold...

Nosher and the lads are also well up to speed and currently securing additional 'underground parking space' at Dubai Marina.

The SpyCee69 situation is a concern as this has proven now to be a definite attempt at a hostile takeover and there are moves afoot to ensure that the said Sith overlord be taken to a great height over Germany and thrown bodily from the plane...

My Dad used to work nights over Germany...in 1943!

The Chinese underworld are alerted to the threat of attempts on our PSP production facilities and the word has been sent out that every Chinese restaurant and laundry around the world will be denied access to vital PSP stocks and suitable reprisals will be taken in the form of non supply of those little aluminium containers that the food comes in as well as those special paper bags that fall apart at the bottom and dump all your food on the pavement...laundries will be denied supplies of starch and coat hangers...so we are safe from this threat!

DFM are on the case!

Knight...doing naughty things behind enemy lines!

Transmission ends...

Excellent work DK - keep up the good undercover work!!

Fekin good job he's on our side i say

arniegang wrote:ohhhhhhhhhh BTW i know its another 48 hours but as it means 2 more will go missing i will point them to HIYA, so thats the next 24 hours taken care of

Don Adolf, we've identified at least 3 candidates so the next 72hrs are taken care of.

Excellent work X

DFM for ever.

Liban wrote:DFM for ever.

Liban,

I think you mean "forever"!!

But in essence, I agree (as long as we are still at the head of it!!)