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Some funny famous quotes!

"Having $ex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen

"Bi$exuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase $exual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner

"$ex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia

"$ex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!tch."
Jack Nicholson

" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral $ex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor )

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have $ex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pen!s, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had $ex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

"$ex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital $ex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns

no wonder S. Stone has suce a high IQ

How u need to treat women at different ages?
When she is
8-u take her to bed and tell her a story
18-u tell her a story than take her to bed
28-u don t need to tell her stories to take her to bed
38-she will tell u a story, than she’ll take to bed
48-u tell her a story so that u don t have to take her to bed

raidah wrote:How u need to treat women at different ages?
When she is
8-u take her to bed and tell her a story
18-u tell her a story than take her to bed
28-u don t need to tell her stories to take her to bed
38-she will tell u a story, than she’ll take to bed
48-u tell her a story so that u don t have to take her to bed

lol

Only two things are infinite in Dubai Forum , the posts of Arnie and his son's stupidity, and we are not sure about the former .

everyday i awake up and check the all topis of dubai forums, if my name is not there i make a post ( Arnie)


Great Britain and the United States are nations
separated by a common language.

sniper is dead but his soul is still wandering our Dubai romance forum

One mans' phillosophy!!!!!!!

Remember always the philosophy of the once great Billy Goat:
Fu©k more princess less!!

raidah wrote:How u need to treat women at different ages?
When she is
8-u take her to bed and tell her a story
18-u tell her a story than take her to bed
28-u don t need to tell her stories to take her to bed
38-she will tell u a story, than she’ll take to bed
48-u tell her a story so that u don t have to take her to bed

I disagree with the 28 bit!!

the_zooter wrote:

raidah wrote:How u need to treat women at different ages?
When she is
8-u take her to bed and tell her a story
18-u tell her a story than take her to bed
28-u don t need to tell her stories to take her to bed
38-she will tell u a story, than she’ll take to bed
48-u tell her a story so that u don t have to take her to bed

I disagree with the 28 bit!!

women of 28 either play hard to get to arouse more the man, or they just dont give a damn and take what they want.

Well hellooooooooooooooooo Raidah.

raidah wrote:women of 28 either play hard to get to arouse more the man, or they just dont give a damn and take what they want.

Yes, normally his credit card!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

raidah wrote:women of 28 either play hard to get to arouse more the man, or they just dont give a damn and take what they want.

Yes, normally his credit card!



Knight

i would have thought u have/had better experience with women