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Jun 05, 2006
Can I squish Liban to see what gratifying sound he makes when he dies?

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Chocoholic wrote:Can I squish Liban to see what gratifying sound he makes when he dies?


lol hahaha I give u permission :P
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You may find the action more satisfying, oops, sorry gratifying than the sound.
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Chocoholic wrote:Can I squish Liban to see what gratifying sound he makes when he dies?


Are you that overweight???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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XRW-147 wrote:You may find the action more satisfying, oops, sorry gratifying than the sound.


You are just itching for an anal electrocution young man! 8)
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Jun 05, 2006
hey you guys - lay off Liban - he's a nice guy!
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Liban wrote:You are just itching for an anal electrocution young man! 8)


That will "brighten" up my day(rier).
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Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!

No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!
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the_zooter wrote:hey you guys - lay off Liban - he's a nice guy!


Awwww.... :lovestory:
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Okay, now you're freaking me out dude.
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From the makers of Along came Chocco, Everybody loves Arnie, and the Kanelli code. In association with DFM Productions comes a new DF feature film featuring Z, in his debut movie remake - The Peacekeeper.
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Chocoholic wrote:Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!

No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!

Liban is a lovely chap - so you go easy on him.
Mind you, I didn't think that yesterday, and its likely I might not think it tomorrow, so you'd better make the most of it Liban!! I'm in a good mood today!!
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Chocoholic wrote:Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!

No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!


I would never perform anal electrocution on a puppie!!! :shock: DAMN GIRL!!! :shock:

No, a puppy deserves the tender care provided only by testicular electrocution :)
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XRW-147 wrote:From the makers of Along came Chocco, Everybody loves Arnie, and the Kanelli code. In association with DFM Productions comes a new DF feature film featuring Z, in his debut movie remake - The Peacekeeper.

I've told you before - I don't like remakes!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Liban wrote:Awwww.... :lovestory:


*plays theme song from Brokeback Mountain*
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Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)
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:violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one!
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Liban wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!

No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!


I would never perform anal electrocution on a puppie!!! :shock: DAMN GIRL!!! :shock:

No, a puppy deserves the tender care provided only by testicular electrocution :)

u r way too cruel ...Liban :shock:
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Liban wrote:Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)


"Its a stick up"
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Liban wrote:Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)


"Its a stick up"


First you need to be cuffed. Also they may want to beat you... :)
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Chocoholic wrote::violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one!


Pulling toe nails??? :shock:

Choco if you are that hungry, I save my clippings so you can have some :)
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Liban wrote:Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)


"Its a stick up"

You're going down!!
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Liban wrote:First you need to be cuffed. Also they may want to beat you... :)


With where this is heading I'll have to side with Z on remakes - the Nut Cracker Prince was not meant to fold out this way :lol:
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Liban wrote:
Chocoholic wrote::violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one!


Pulling toe nails??? :shock:

Choco if you are that hungry, I save my clippings so you can have some :)

I think Chocs would if they tasted of Chocolate - otherwise I'm guessing she might pass on your offer
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Ewww, gross!

Animals are cute fluffies, leave them alone. Or I could just let my dog chew off a few prize bits! The cat would probably p*** on them after but hey, who cares.
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Chocoholic wrote:Ewww, gross!

Animals are cute fluffies, leave them alone. Or I could just let my dog chew off a few prize bits! The cat would probably p*** on them after but hey, who cares.


Exposing your fluffies to that could be considered animal cruelty.
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I found new use for my Philips trimmer....

Animals have such PINK skin :)

Now lets see if my Gilette razor can just peel off that skin but make sure the animal doesn't die....

Choco shaking in her boots/flip flops/shoes/runners/sandles or whatnot...
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Choco, runs and stokes the fire, sharpening her knives in readiness the flay the skin off Libans' body whist he's still alive.
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Liban wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!

No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!


I would never perform anal electrocution on a puppie!!! :shock: DAMN GIRL!!! :shock:

No, a puppy deserves the tender care provided only by testicular electrocution :)

u r way too cruel ...Liban :shock:


i think he only tryes to tell us the experiences he went through by refering to animals. and he probably enjoyed all that electrocution stuff, just too shy to admit up front :twisted: right Liban?

best way to make women go nuts and jump on u, is if u start talking about maltreatement of animals.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Lizards / geckos Jun 05, 2006
Eva wrote:Hi, we just moved to our new house in Dubai, after a few months in an apartment, and have discovered lizards "living" in the house and using the curtains as their bathroom and also as their place to put their eggs....aghhhhhh!! gross!!!
How can I keep them out, or get rid of the ones inside (other than pushing them towards the door; I mean, I am asking for something more "definitive")? I would also use poisons, if necessary (against my husband's opinion). Please, help.


i was wellcomed in the hotel room by one of them :)
and it didnt kill me :P
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