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Dubai Knight wrote:..........

We must look more into the potential hostile takeover bid from the mutant German space hairdressers...perhaps there may have to be a further mix of concrete ordered?

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Knight

My honourable friend DK,
my intentions are sincerely in the interest of all involved. My calculator shows me that with no money and great brainpower of yourself and your cohorts, you have created an idea worth investing in, and that is what I do: I invest in ideas, realise them, get everyone a share, especally those who have contribted with the endurance of a pregnant seahorse laying eggs on a rung of anemoneal delict. That includes you, unless you want out...

Now I implore you and your board (or bored?) friends to consider my offer sincerely and not let go by an opportunity to create wealth beyond belief.

Yours truly

SC

Dubai Knight wrote:We must look more into the potential hostile takeover bid from the mutant German space hairdressers..Knight

There seems to be a misconception, associations far fetched from outer space that men who drive cars nicer, shinier and newer than yours are outomaically hairdressers.

For the record:
1) Mutant: maybe
2) from outer space: Definately (matter of perspective. If you're an alien, than earthlings are definately from outer space)
3) German: yup. At least half...
4) hairdresser: Never cut off anyone's hair, nor styled it, except for when I was 6 in primary school and had a pair of scissors in my hand and didn't like the girl in front, so I cut off a curl

So let these facts be known.

And now back to calculating how much you want for your business...
Zimbabwean currency acceptable, I have 2 containers full...

SC

the_zooter wrote:

arniegang wrote:Off topic i know, but do you think this topic is a DF record holder ?

Yep - it certainly is!! It beats the 258 posts on another Fayz topic:
"Fayz attempts DF meeting"

http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=5126

Congratulations to all involved for creating a new record!!!

And I think the message is...... don't mess with the DFM!!

so i can take credit for creating topics that go furthest from the mark

SpyCee69 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:..........

We must look more into the potential hostile takeover bid from the mutant German space hairdressers...perhaps there may have to be a further mix of concrete ordered?

...

Knight

My honourable friend DK,
my intentions are sincerely in the interest of all involved. My calculator shows me that with no money and great brainpower of yourself and your cohorts, you have created an idea worth investing in, and that is what I do: I invest in ideas, realise them, get everyone a share, especally those who have contribted with the endurance of a pregnant seahorse laying eggs on a rung of anemoneal delict. That includes you, unless you want out...

Now I implore you and your board (or bored?) friends to consider my offer sincerely and not let go by an opportunity to create wealth beyond belief.

Yours truly

SC

I say all you need is to read the first three letter of the user name (SpyCee69) to be suspecious. The work at hand is to find out who is the really culprit here!!

Where are DK's "associates" when you need them??

Fear not...my 'associates' are on the case.

Once the Board can agree to the possibility of accepting an approach of this nature, then we can action a plan that either includes a welcoming with open arms...or a 'maximum prejudice' situation.

Looking into it...I notice the person in question is 'Spy'C'...which begs the question: "Who are Spies A and B?" Similarly, there may be a hint of 'Spice Girls' in here...we are currently checking into this individuals credentials as it is possible that this may be Victoria Beckham looking at diversifying her and her overpaid, overPR'ed, ladies underwear wearing husbands, ill gotten wealth...We are looking to see if this post eminated from Beckingham Palace.

Zofort

Alles in ordnung?



Ritter

Ja ist alles im auftrag, Ritter

And less of the speaking German - aren't we supposed to be sicilian??
Or is it to confuse the enemy?

the_zooter wrote:Ja ist alles im auftrag, Ritter

And less of the speaking German - aren't we supposed to be sicilian??
Or is it to confuse the enemy?

It is a 'ruse' my friend!



Knight

this post continues to brighten up my day...keep it up lads...there is a spy novel here somewhere in the making...

mmmmmmmmmm i think it could possibly be that tree hugger Kanelli.

It was obvious Conc's had her and her oganization beat, so maybe this is their new tact, to save the environment from PSP's PSD's.

arniegang wrote:mmmmmmmmmm i think it could possibly be that tree hugger Kanelli.

It was obvious Conc's had her and her oganization beat, so maybe this is their new tact, to save the environment from PSP's PSD's.

Good thinking mate - I think you could be onto something there!

mmmmmmm DK made me think SpyCee = Spicy and
69 = ohhhhh errrrrr

I dunno bout this one, a spicy person who likes to do a 69' ??

arniegang wrote:mmmmmmm DK made me think SpyCee = Spicy and
69 = ohhhhh errrrrr

I dunno bout this one, a spicy person who likes to do a 69' ??

I don't even want to think about it!! I've enough relationship problems (see romance section) than to start flirting with another girl. Alex and EJ are more than enough for one guy!

the_zooter wrote:I don't even want to think about it!! I've enough relationship problems (see romance section) than to start flirting with another girl. Alex and EJ are more than enough for one guy!

Speak for yourself Zoot! Alex and EJ enough? I doubt it!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

the_zooter wrote:I don't even want to think about it!! I've enough relationship problems (see romance section) than to start flirting with another girl. Alex and EJ are more than enough for one guy!

Speak for yourself Zoot! Alex and EJ enough? I doubt it!



Knight

Well you are probably right - I need a few more!!
I'm an international entrepreneur now, so I have a reputation to keep up!!

hehheee...so outdated man..

Carol_eyez wrote:hehheee...so outdated man..

What or who is outdated??

Missing Pullu chullu EJ's adopted son found dead on DKS Couch !!



Above is the picture of the intellectual dog that followed all the conferences at DF’s popular thread DRASTIC SCORING WAD. He was a "barking partner" & his presence will be missed. On the grand occasion of 50th anniversary of the Dubai Police department, the police have shown great condolence to EJ & assured culprit will be punished. According to sources Pullu chullu was last seen chilling at a weird “bench in knowledge village!”

Awww - what a cute little dog!!
Still, no room for sentiment with the DFM!
You were warned!!
Erm, not that this has anything to do with the DFM - nothing at all in fact!

Nosher and the boys are greatful for their bonus and promise me a picture of the foundations of the Burj Dubai as a memento. Its the thought that counts!



Knight

This picture is a warning to all those who attempt to cross the DFM.


Be warned, be carefull and watch your backs.


Excellent job DK - thank "the "boys" on the Boards behalf.

DK - did the boys manage to find a 1982 Granada with a vinyl roof??

the_zooter wrote:DK - did the boys manage to find a 1982 Granada with a vinyl roof??

They are still looking. They have scoured (sic) the industrial zone of Sharjah to no avail, however word has come to them of the possibility of a 2.8i version lingering in a lock up in Ras Al Khaimah...Nosher was not best pleased as it is the later square model with an auto box and was 'best suited for 'er indoors' rather than 'duckin an divin dahn the Emirates Raahd!' More the sort of car people like SpyCee69 would be seen in...

Arnie, Nosher says he'd like a lend of your Beemer as...'it's a bastard!'

He did, however find the remains of a DeLorean behind a warehouse in Ajman...we are still looking for Michael J Fox!



Knight

Hmmm - we might have to import an '82 Granada for Nosher then. Has he thought about maybe a Jag?? An old XJ6 would be perfect maybe?

the_zooter wrote:Hmmm - we might have to import an '82 Granada for Nosher then. Has he thought about maybe a Jag?? An old XJ6 would be perfect maybe?

He found an old Mk1 like the one Morse used to drive, but apparently there were not enough furry dice in the windscreen...

Got his eyes on an '83 Jensen Interceptor but the rest of the lads were complaining as there was very little room in the back and the ashtrays were a bit small...we shall endeavour to keep looking!



Knight

If I come across something suitable, I will let you know and you can pass the details on to Nosher!

Lets get back to Ej's dead doggie.


Long live the DFM

arniegang wrote:Lets get back to Ej's dead doggie.


Long live the DFM

Yes - sorry! Long live the DFM!!
You've all been warned!!
EJ's little cute dog was no match for Nosher and the boys! If they can do that to a poor, defenceless, sweet-looking little dog, well, they are capable of anything!!

arniegang wrote:Lets get back to Ej's dead doggie.


Long live the DFM

Yeah! The boys done good! Apparently the only 'block' he will be walking around, is the concrete one in which he now rests!



Knight