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Liban wrote:

the_zooter wrote:
Have you got a problem with bald people?!?!
Archer? Is that the Quantum Leap guy??

No problems with bald people. I mean I liked Charles Xavier (X-Men)... I think that Patrick Stewart is a great actor... But the character of William T. Riker in TNG was more to my liking for a captain even though he was only a Commander.

Archer is the Quantum Leap dude... SCOTT BAKULA!

Liban wrote:That honor still belongs to my pal Bill.

Dubai Knight wrote:

Liban wrote:That honor still belongs to my pal Bill.

You are friends with the Clintons?

WOW!!!



Knight

Liban wrote:I mean I liked Charles Xavier (X-Men)... I think that Patrick Stewart is a great actor... But the character of William T. Riker in TNG was more to my liking for a captain even though he was only a Commander.

terranova wrote:The highly secretive and exclusive society known as the DFM has finally been exposed by the dogged investigative work of your Favourite #1 Reporter, mr. terranova

We shall run a special series of articles that delve into the reclusive and decadent lifestyles of the members of the DFM. Join us as we go on a journey of wild sheesha nights at Chandelier and steamy evenings at the Jumeirah Beach Club.

Known Activities of the DFM Gang:

1) Extortion of respect from all new DF members
2) Exclusive rights to hit on female DF members
3) Ability to mysteriously delete posts that don't follow their rules.


From our investigations, it seems the only criteria to join is old age and a British passport. Of course, minions and enforcers are outsourced to India. The DFM is a smart organization.

Known Members:
1) ArnieGang - the vicious slightly balding founder of DFM is deceptively funny and has a large social network. Don't be fooled as he runs his crime empire with an iron fist and a steel will.
2) Dubai Knight - His Number 2.

Pretenders
3) Liban - currently in initiation phase. He is the first north american member and is bringing down barriers in the organization.

My dear readers, I would like to felicitate our leadership in dubai and their vision for helping make this investigation a complete success. Without their guidance and support your Favourite #1 Reporter would not have managed to expose this wily crime syndicate in our midst.



PS : I didnt really mean all this, actually i think Arnie, DK and Liban are really nice blokes. Liban and AG are brilliant moderators and DK is a really cool and as nice a bloke as you could ever wish to meet.

Really, i hope they will accept me into the DFM so that i can help them deal with snitchers like Kanelli and that cad Maaad.

arniegang wrote:

terranova wrote:The highly secretive and exclusive society known as the DFM has finally been exposed by the dogged investigative work of your Favourite #1 Reporter, mr. terranova

We shall run a special series of articles that delve into the reclusive and decadent lifestyles of the members of the DFM. Join us as we go on a journey of wild sheesha nights at Chandelier and steamy evenings at the Jumeirah Beach Club.

Known Activities of the DFM Gang:

1) Extortion of respect from all new DF members
2) Exclusive rights to hit on female DF members
3) Ability to mysteriously delete posts that don't follow their rules.


From our investigations, it seems the only criteria to join is old age and a British passport. Of course, minions and enforcers are outsourced to India. The DFM is a smart organization.

Known Members:
1) ArnieGang - the vicious slightly balding founder of DFM is deceptively funny and has a large social network. Don't be fooled as he runs his crime empire with an iron fist and a steel will.
2) Dubai Knight - His Number 2.

Pretenders
3) Liban - currently in initiation phase. He is the first north american member and is bringing down barriers in the organization.

My dear readers, I would like to felicitate our leadership in dubai and their vision for helping make this investigation a complete success. Without their guidance and support your Favourite #1 Reporter would not have managed to expose this wily crime syndicate in our midst.



PS : I didnt really mean all this, actually i think Arnie, DK and Liban are really nice blokes. Liban and AG are brilliant moderators and DK is a really cool and as nice a bloke as you could ever wish to meet.

Really, i hope they will accept me into the DFM so that i can help them deal with snitchers like Kanelli and that cad Maaad.

Awwwwwwwwwww Terranova - of course you can join buddy, all you had to do was ask.

We will chat about your initiation into the "brotherhood" next week mate.

Concord wrote:Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane.

Dubai Knight wrote:

Concord wrote:Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane.

Are Sicilians not Italians...?

La Cosa Nostra is better!



Knight

arniegang wrote:Brothers of the DFM

Call to arms and commence extreme Moderation.

DK - the known hitlist of non conformers is as follows:

Kanelli - (double agent and sneaky with it)

Maaad - trying to Muscle in on a well respected board members flirting ( zooter)

Terranova - for initiating rebellion.


DK , could you arrange these before dealing with EJ's dog and her maid. We need to escalate this to "code black"

Concord wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

Concord wrote:Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane.

Are Sicilians not Italians...?

La Cosa Nostra is better!



Knight

They have never been. It's another country down there!

Liban wrote:Sicily.... Ahh the old Arab colony....

You know where the word MAFIA comes from?

During the time when Sicily was an Arab province, the Italians sought by the law would seek refuge in the mountains where the police wouldn't usually go. That hiding was called MAFIA.... The word is Arabic for "hidden"...

The more you know....

Concord wrote:

Liban wrote:Sicily.... Ahh the old Arab colony....

You know where the word MAFIA comes from?

During the time when Sicily was an Arab province, the Italians sought by the law would seek refuge in the mountains where the police wouldn't usually go. That hiding was called MAFIA.... The word is Arabic for "hidden"...

The more you know....

Zoot, see above. Liban "got" the point!

fayz wrote:
Yes but even a broken clock "points" to the right time twice a day, what has Liban really proven

arniegang wrote:ok Cons as we know you well, your application to join the DFM will be discussed at the next meeting.

arniegang wrote:ok Cons as we know you well, your application to join the DFM will be discussed at the next meeting.