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Have you got a problem with bald people?!?!
Archer? Is that the Quantum Leap guy??


No problems with bald people. I mean I liked Charles Xavier (X-Men)... I think that Patrick Stewart is a great actor... But the character of William T. Riker in TNG was more to my liking for a captain even though he was only a Commander.

Archer is the Quantum Leap dude... SCOTT BAKULA!

I've never really liked Enterprise - everytime I see him, I expect "Al" to appear saying "get out of there Sam"!!

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The final season of Enterprise was awesome. By then, sadly, it was too late for the show and they axed it :cry: :cry: :cry:

They should have made Al into a Kingon and then have Archer develop a split personality called Sam the Romulan...

That would have killed the show but made me chuckle :P
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Are you guys applying for priceline.com commercials?
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That honor still belongs to my pal Bill.
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Liban wrote:That honor still belongs to my pal Bill.


You are friends with the Clintons?

WOW!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Liban wrote:That honor still belongs to my pal Bill.


You are friends with the Clintons?

WOW!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


Yes, I am embarassed to say that I am.

However, I was refering to William (Bill) Shatner....
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Liban wrote:I mean I liked Charles Xavier (X-Men)... I think that Patrick Stewart is a great actor... But the character of William T. Riker in TNG was more to my liking for a captain even though he was only a Commander.


Ha! William T. Riker... It figures that you'd choose braun over brains. :lol:
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Brothers of the DFM

Call to arms and commence extreme Moderation.

DK - the known hitlist of non conformers is as follows:

Kanelli - (double agent and sneaky with it)

Maaad - trying to Muscle in on a well respected board members flirting ( zooter)

Terranova - for initiating rebellion.


DK , could you arrange these before dealing with EJ's dog and her maid. We need to escalate this to "code black"

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Of course....

Hey if some alien wanted to destroy me, I will not sit around discussing how to weasle my way out of trouble... I would deceive the alien bastard into thinking I am going to pull a Picard and then I will blow him out of the stars.... :twisted:
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DFM Exposed May 29, 2006
terranova wrote:The highly secretive and exclusive society known as the DFM has finally been exposed by the dogged investigative work of your Favourite #1 Reporter, mr. terranova

We shall run a special series of articles that delve into the reclusive and decadent lifestyles of the members of the DFM. Join us as we go on a journey of wild sheesha nights at Chandelier and steamy evenings at the Jumeirah Beach Club.

Known Activities of the DFM Gang:

1) Extortion of respect from all new DF members
2) Exclusive rights to hit on female DF members
3) Ability to mysteriously delete posts that don't follow their rules.


From our investigations, it seems the only criteria to join is old age and a British passport. Of course, minions and enforcers are outsourced to India. The DFM is a smart organization.

Known Members:
1) ArnieGang - the vicious slightly balding founder of DFM is deceptively funny and has a large social network. Don't be fooled as he runs his crime empire with an iron fist and a steel will.
2) Dubai Knight - His Number 2.

Pretenders
3) Liban - currently in initiation phase. He is the first north american member and is bringing down barriers in the organization.

My dear readers, I would like to felicitate our leadership in dubai and their vision for helping make this investigation a complete success. Without their guidance and support your Favourite #1 Reporter would not have managed to expose this wily crime syndicate in our midst.



PS : I didnt really mean all this, actually i think Arnie, DK and Liban are really nice blokes. Liban and AG are brilliant moderators and DK is a really cool and as nice a bloke as you could ever wish to meet.

Really, i hope they will accept me into the DFM so that i can help them deal with snitchers like Kanelli and that cad Maaad.





Awwwwwwwwwww Terranova - of course you can join buddy, all you had to do was ask.

We will chat about your initiation into the "brotherhood" next week mate.


:wink: :wink: :wink:
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arniegang wrote:
terranova wrote:The highly secretive and exclusive society known as the DFM has finally been exposed by the dogged investigative work of your Favourite #1 Reporter, mr. terranova

We shall run a special series of articles that delve into the reclusive and decadent lifestyles of the members of the DFM. Join us as we go on a journey of wild sheesha nights at Chandelier and steamy evenings at the Jumeirah Beach Club.

Known Activities of the DFM Gang:

1) Extortion of respect from all new DF members
2) Exclusive rights to hit on female DF members
3) Ability to mysteriously delete posts that don't follow their rules.


From our investigations, it seems the only criteria to join is old age and a British passport. Of course, minions and enforcers are outsourced to India. The DFM is a smart organization.

Known Members:
1) ArnieGang - the vicious slightly balding founder of DFM is deceptively funny and has a large social network. Don't be fooled as he runs his crime empire with an iron fist and a steel will.
2) Dubai Knight - His Number 2.

Pretenders
3) Liban - currently in initiation phase. He is the first north american member and is bringing down barriers in the organization.

My dear readers, I would like to felicitate our leadership in dubai and their vision for helping make this investigation a complete success. Without their guidance and support your Favourite #1 Reporter would not have managed to expose this wily crime syndicate in our midst.



PS : I didnt really mean all this, actually i think Arnie, DK and Liban are really nice blokes. Liban and AG are brilliant moderators and DK is a really cool and as nice a bloke as you could ever wish to meet.

Really, i hope they will accept me into the DFM so that i can help them deal with snitchers like Kanelli and that cad Maaad.





Awwwwwwwwwww Terranova - of course you can join buddy, all you had to do was ask.

We will chat about your initiation into the "brotherhood" next week mate.


:wink: :wink: :wink:


Hmmm...It would appear that we have 'converted' one of those on the 'hit list' and therefore a message has been dispatched to 'Nosher' to hold off on the delivery of 'steel surprise' chocolates...

Can you now give me the list as it stands in orer of priority as I have to keep the meat eaters fed and Nosher says the humidity is making the 'jelly' a little unstable!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane.
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Concord wrote:Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane.


Are Sicilians not Italians...?

La Cosa Nostra is better!

8) 8) 8)

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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Dubai Knight wrote:
Concord wrote:Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane.


Are Sicilians not Italians...?

La Cosa Nostra is better!

8) 8) 8)

Knight


They have never been. It's another country down there!
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arniegang wrote:Brothers of the DFM

Call to arms and commence extreme Moderation.

DK - the known hitlist of non conformers is as follows:

Kanelli - (double agent and sneaky with it)

Maaad - trying to Muscle in on a well respected board members flirting ( zooter)

Terranova - for initiating rebellion.


DK , could you arrange these before dealing with EJ's dog and her maid. We need to escalate this to "code black"

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Thank you for trying to deal with Maaad and his intrusive muscleing in on my patch!!
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Concord wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
Concord wrote:Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane.


Are Sicilians not Italians...?

La Cosa Nostra is better!

8) 8) 8)

Knight


They have never been. It's another country down there!

Yeah, but its part of Italy though.
Its like saying Dubai is a country, but its technically not, its a state within the UAE.
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Sicily.... Ahh the old Arab colony....

You know where the word MAFIA comes from?

During the time when Sicily was an Arab province, the Italians sought by the law would seek refuge in the mountains where the police wouldn't usually go. That hiding was called MAFIA.... The word is Arabic for "hidden"...

The more you know.... 8)
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Liban wrote:Sicily.... Ahh the old Arab colony....

You know where the word MAFIA comes from?

During the time when Sicily was an Arab province, the Italians sought by the law would seek refuge in the mountains where the police wouldn't usually go. That hiding was called MAFIA.... The word is Arabic for "hidden"...

The more you know.... 8)


Zoot, see above. Liban "got" the point!
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:D
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Concord wrote:
Liban wrote:Sicily.... Ahh the old Arab colony....

You know where the word MAFIA comes from?

During the time when Sicily was an Arab province, the Italians sought by the law would seek refuge in the mountains where the police wouldn't usually go. That hiding was called MAFIA.... The word is Arabic for "hidden"...

The more you know.... 8)


Zoot, see above. Liban "got" the point!


Yes but even a broken clock "points" to the right time twice a day, what has Liban really proven :P :lol: :P
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Yes but even a broken clock "points" to the right time twice a day, what has Liban really proven :P :lol: :P


You're just jealous that I know things you don't 8)
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i am taking careful note of all the nefarious intentions registered on this online forum. be forewarned that i am not liable for the results of aforementioned nefarious intentions. i have legally acquired knowledge of the legal code of the legal system of this country and know that legally i can take you to task in that legal system and expect to have a legal and enforceable decision made against you.
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You sure like the word LEGAL alot... :)
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arnie/zoots/liban
i want in...
poleyester paul...wait a min...thats a x movie nick like dirk diggler...how about frankie 2-tooth...
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ok Cons as we know you well, your application to join the DFM will be discussed at the next meeting.

:wink: :wink:
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arniegang wrote:ok Cons as we know you well, your application to join the DFM will be discussed at the next meeting.

:wink: :wink:

I do think we need to come up with some better names for our "associates" though!
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arniegang wrote:ok Cons as we know you well, your application to join the DFM will be discussed at the next meeting.

:wink: :wink:


thank you DON :lol:
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ok Zoots good idea

we have

Don Agoili

Don DKetti

Don ZootaParma

Don Libannapoli

i have taken a certain risk exposing our true identities, this post will self destruct in 60 days.
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