BREAKING NEWS: DFM Exposed

Topic locked
  • Reply
BREAKING NEWS: DFM Exposed May 29, 2006
The highly secretive and exclusive society known as the DFM has finally been exposed by the dogged investigative work of your Favourite #1 Reporter, mr. terranova

We shall run a special series of articles that delve into the reclusive and decadent lifestyles of the members of the DFM. Join us as we go on a journey of wild sheesha nights at Chandelier and steamy evenings at the Jumeirah Beach Club.

Known Activities of the DFM Gang:

1) Extortion of respect from all new DF members
2) Exclusive rights to hit on female DF members
3) Ability to mysteriously delete posts that don't follow their rules.


From our investigations, it seems the only criteria to join is old age and a British passport. Of course, minions and enforcers are outsourced to India. The DFM is a smart organization.

Known Members:
1) ArnieGang - the vicious slightly balding founder of DFM is deceptively funny and has a large social network. Don't be fooled as he runs his crime empire with an iron fist and a steel will.
2) Dubai Knight - His Number 2.

Pretenders
3) Liban - currently in initiation phase. He is the first north american member and is bringing down barriers in the organization.

My dear readers, I would like to felicitate our leadership in dubai and their vision for helping make this investigation a complete success. Without their guidance and support your Favourite #1 Reporter would not have managed to expose this wily crime syndicate in our midst.



PS : I didnt really mean all this, actually i think Arnie, DK and Liban are really nice blokes. Liban and AG are brilliant moderators and DK is a really cool and as nice a bloke as you could ever wish to meet.

Really, i hope they will accept me into the DFM so that i can help them deal with snitchers like Kanelli and that cad Maaad.

terranova
Dubai Forums Frequenter
User avatar
Posts: 121

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
I plead the fifth.
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
Re: BREAKING NEWS: DFM Exposed May 29, 2006
terranova wrote:The highly secretive and exclusive society known as the DFM has finally been exposed by the dogged investigative work of your Favourite #1 Reporter, mr. terranova

We shall run a special series of articles that delve into the reclusive and decadent lifestyles of the members of the DFM. Join us as we go on a journey of wild sheesha nights at Chandelier and steamy evenings at the Jumeirah Beach Club.

Known Activities of the DFM Gang:

1) Extortion of respect from all new DF members
2) Exclusive rights to hit on female DF members
3) Ability to mysteriously delete posts that don't follow their rules.

From our investigations, it seems the only criteria to join is old age and a British passport. Of course, minions and enforcers are outsourced to India. The DFM is a smart organization.

Known Members:
1) ArnieGang - the vicious slightly balding founder of DFM is deceptively funny and has a large social network. Don't be fooled as he runs his crime empire with an iron fist and a steel will.
2) Dubai Knight - His Number 2.

Pretenders
3) Liban - currently in initiation phase. He is the first north american member and is bringing down barriers in the organization.

My dear readers, I would like to felicitate our leadership in dubai and their vision for helping make this investigation a complete success. Without their guidance and support your Favourite #1 Reporter would not have managed to expose this wily crime syndicate in our midst.

now that's the best post of the day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
alexandra
Dubai Forums Veteran
User avatar
Posts: 1426
Location: another planet :))

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
From the offices of Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne, Counsel for an anonymous client who shall remain'a nameless but a' can be a'referred to for the a' purposes of this document as 'DF Cosa Nostra'...

Dear Mr. Terranova,

Your post of the first instance has been passed to us for comment and the contents have been noted.

Our client has instructed us (via Blackberry from his multi million Zimbabwean $ refuge in the Bahamas) to inform you that all allegations of the same in reference to the decadent lifestyles of certain members of the alleged DFM are refuted and hereby officially denied with all due vehemence.

We request that you 'cease and desist' from all attempts at 'exposure' in said manner as there is no truth in your allegations. Any further posturing upon these matters will be met with a short swim off Deira whilst trying out a new set of matching concrete slippers...you have been warned!

With all due diligence,

Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne, Solicitors

PS. You may like to note that the insertion of a laptop computer into certain orifices of the human body, may result in tears at bedtime...

8) 8) 8)

Knight
Dubai Knight
UAE, Dubai Forums Lord of the posts
User avatar
Posts: 5520
Location: Dubai

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Fuggetabouit! Diz place clean.
Concord
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 3918
Location: Dawg House

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
terranova, I offer my help - it seems that our CSIS training can come in handy when investigating the Dubai Forums Mafia (DMF). I currently have a mole planted in Arniegang's network and I receive frequent reports on his conduct. I'll be sure to pass on any important info that comes my way.

Kanelli 8)
kanelli
Miss DubaiForums 2006
User avatar
Posts: 6979
Location: In the Jungle

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
You all think you are so smart using CSIS or Scotland Yard or Mossad to hack into the mighty and glorious DFM.... You have no clue what you are dealing with you little and pathetic miscreants!!! :twisted:
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
kanelli wrote:terranova, I offer my help - it seems that our CSIS training can come in handy when investigating the Dubai Forums Mafia (DMF). I currently have a mole planted in Arniegang's network and I receive frequent reports on his conduct. I'll be sure to pass on any important info that comes my way.

Kanelli 8)


Don't make me do it K!

Arnie has recently had the mole removed...surgically!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Knight
Dubai Knight
UAE, Dubai Forums Lord of the posts
User avatar
Posts: 5520
Location: Dubai

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Be careful DK, I am trained in the Jedi art of Chae-Fu Tae-Do to Master level, and I am an expert in light sabre rattling. :violent3:
kanelli
Miss DubaiForums 2006
User avatar
Posts: 6979
Location: In the Jungle

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
guys guys! this is too civilised :roll:
we wanna see some blood :twisted:
raidah
Dubai Master of Thread Hijackers
User avatar
Posts: 1594

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
kanelli wrote:Be careful DK, I am trained in the Jedi art of Chae-Fu Tae-Do to Master level, and I am an expert in light sabre rattling. :violent3:


Fear not my dear K...my lightsabre skills are on a par with Yoda and I am an expert in the Jedi arts of Soh-Lah-Tae-Doh and Macrame...I would get that rattle in your lightsabre fixed sweetie, tou wouldn't want it to overheat!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
Dubai Knight
UAE, Dubai Forums Lord of the posts
User avatar
Posts: 5520
Location: Dubai

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Maybe DK is too busy reading to mess with me. :read:

:lol:
kanelli
Miss DubaiForums 2006
User avatar
Posts: 6979
Location: In the Jungle

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Well I will just fire my quantum phasers and quantum photon torpoedos and use anti-matter particule bombardment on your a$$ and see how you feel after that :twisted:

Oh no!!! The Star Trek side of me is trying to emerge.... NOOOO.... KHAAAAAN! KHAAAAAN! KHAAAAAN!
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
this sounds very much like mine is bigger than urs... :lol: :lol: :lol:
raidah
Dubai Master of Thread Hijackers
User avatar
Posts: 1594

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Liban wrote:Well I will just fire my quantum phasers and quantum photon torpoedos and use anti-matter particule bombardment on your a$$ and see how you feel after that :twisted:

Oh no!!! The Star Trek side of me is trying to emerge.... NOOOO.... KHAAAAAN! KHAAAAAN! KHAAAAAN!


AHA!!! Liban=Closet Trekkie!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Live long and prosper!

Knight
Dubai Knight
UAE, Dubai Forums Lord of the posts
User avatar
Posts: 5520
Location: Dubai

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
KAPLAH!
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
"Klingons on the starboard bow!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight
Dubai Knight
UAE, Dubai Forums Lord of the posts
User avatar
Posts: 5520
Location: Dubai

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
I'd be more worried about Romulans trying to break into the Neutral Zone :)
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Kanelli whips out her pulse rifle and smiles...
kanelli
Miss DubaiForums 2006
User avatar
Posts: 6979
Location: In the Jungle

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Did you forget? I quantum torpeodo'd your a$$ :twisted:
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
I think the biggest expose is not regarding the DF Mafia, but that Liban is a Trekkie!!!

So Liban.........which was the best captain??
the_zooter
Dubai forums GURU
User avatar
Posts: 2023
Location: Mansfield, UK

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Not Kirk because he had a speech deficiency and all he thought about was getting laid (though in itself is not a bad thing)...

Not Picard because he was bald and liked to talk his way out of trouble too much...

Sisko was a Captain.... Though he was commander of a Space Station, so please... They gave him a small little ship that he managed to destroy once, so he is out... Plus he didn't destroy the wormhole and was controlled by aliens... LOSER!

Janeway? Her voice was annoying, though she did manage to keep moral up! Also she was a weak commander and was prone to "emotional crap"...

Archer!!!! You DA MAN!!!! This guy was amazing, he could talk, he could fight, he kept moral high, he was smart, and above all he was the correct Captain type (ie not fat like Kirk, bald like Picard, quivry like Sisko, and sorry to say but weak like Janeway)...
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Oh! Also, we prefer to be called TREKKERS and not trekkies... :oops:
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
terranova is on my payroll now, welcome !
MaaaD
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 3401

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
I had a force field on at maximum power - there was no scorching of my a$$. Now feel the sting of my pulse rifle. I'm gonna make you dance sucker!!!!!

( And Jean Luc Picard was the best captain. Very handsome and classy, but tough and efficient. "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" :love7: )
kanelli
Miss DubaiForums 2006
User avatar
Posts: 6979
Location: In the Jungle

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
All physical and psychological threats have been noted and duly dismissed.

Do not forget that your Favourite #1 Reporter has the backing of his exalted highness without whom no plants shall grow and no trees shall prosper.
terranova
Dubai Forums Frequenter
User avatar
Posts: 121

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
Liban wrote:Not Kirk because he had a speech deficiency and all he thought about was getting laid (though in itself is not a bad thing)...

Not Picard because he was bald and liked to talk his way out of trouble too much...

Sisko was a Captain.... Though he was commander of a Space Station, so please... They gave him a small little ship that he managed to destroy once, so he is out... Plus he didn't destroy the wormhole and was controlled by aliens... LOSER!

Janeway? Her voice was annoying, though she did manage to keep moral up! Also she was a weak commander and was prone to "emotional crap"...

Archer!!!! You DA MAN!!!! This guy was amazing, he could talk, he could fight, he kept moral high, he was smart, and above all he was the correct Captain type (ie not fat like Kirk, bald like Picard, quivry like Sisko, and sorry to say but weak like Janeway)...


Have you got a problem with bald people?!?!
Archer? Is that the Quantum Leap guy??
the_zooter
Dubai forums GURU
User avatar
Posts: 2023
Location: Mansfield, UK

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
terranova wrote:All physical and psychological threats have been noted and duly dismissed.

Do not forget that your Favourite #1 Reporter has the backing of his exalted highness without whom no plants shall grow and no trees shall prosper.


Thanks you terranova for your kind words. You will get a pay raise.
MaaaD
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 3401

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
the_zooter wrote:
Liban wrote:Not Kirk because he had a speech deficiency and all he thought about was getting laid (though in itself is not a bad thing)...

Not Picard because he was bald and liked to talk his way out of trouble too much...

Sisko was a Captain.... Though he was commander of a Space Station, so please... They gave him a small little ship that he managed to destroy once, so he is out... Plus he didn't destroy the wormhole and was controlled by aliens... LOSER!

Janeway? Her voice was annoying, though she did manage to keep moral up! Also she was a weak commander and was prone to "emotional crap"...

Archer!!!! You DA MAN!!!! This guy was amazing, he could talk, he could fight, he kept moral high, he was smart, and above all he was the correct Captain type (ie not fat like Kirk, bald like Picard, quivry like Sisko, and sorry to say but weak like Janeway)...


Have you got a problem with bald people?!?!
Archer? Is that the Quantum Leap guy??


Scott Bakula!

Star!!

8) 8) 8)

Knight
Dubai Knight
UAE, Dubai Forums Lord of the posts
User avatar
Posts: 5520
Location: Dubai

  • Reply
May 29, 2006
the_zooter wrote:
Have you got a problem with bald people?!?!
Archer? Is that the Quantum Leap guy??


No problems with bald people. I mean I liked Charles Xavier (X-Men)... I think that Patrick Stewart is a great actor... But the character of William T. Riker in TNG was more to my liking for a captain even though he was only a Commander.

Archer is the Quantum Leap dude... SCOTT BAKULA!
Liban
Dubai Forums Zealot
User avatar
Posts: 4683
Location: Dubai, UAE (Part of the Arab Nation)

posting in Dubai General ChatForum Rules

Return to Dubai General Chat


  • Related topics
    Replies
    Last post
cron