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I'm looking a girlfriend in Dubai to be my love. I'm looking for my love and would like her to be good to me and beautiful.. I'm young and goodlooking.I like reading,travelling,swimming,nature. I speak Arabic ,Turkish,English email:aslandaphne@hotmail.com

Are you looking for any girl... friend?
Did you know that the law is quite strict here regarding girlfriends and you will have to mary your love...

Me too!!!
I'm looking for the girl of my dreams for eternal love and fun.

I aint looking for a Girl freind im just looking for a woman who i can call whenever im bored an get it on with her like that if u know what im saying so if any ladies out there who want to have the same kind of relationship jst let me know lets not call it a relationship jst a past time partnership.


BIG TIC J

Jamal, do you want a girl just for freaking?

YEAH . i mean right now i dont got time for a relationship an shit but my hormones is still raging so i gots to atleast settle my hormones down u know wat i mean. thats why for the time being im jst looking for a fcuk an thats it relationship comes later if i gots time. im sorry ladies but dats how it is for the time being.

it means that if they will catch you in one apartment together alone and you are not married you are in deep shit.

it means that if they will catch you in one apartment together alone and you are not married you are in deep shit.

thats true .... they will deport u from here ...

an the only great thing bout that is that ull be able to save the money for ur ticket to go back home cause its gonna be for free

so when u are ready to leave the country an dnt wanna buy a ticket jst do that

hey people this is not an Ad. aiight but we got whore houses & even the 5 O know bout that so whenever your hormones rage u can hit a morrocan for 500 but if ur budget is low u know u can settle for a chinese for 20, amean what is the use of getting a girlfriend is just to fcuk so mind as well get a princess & hit it round tha corner, bust ur nut release tha hormones & ur done for a week or so... cause getting a GF here is mad CASH witout getting ASS & up. Nothing is known as love people get married then they come here thinkin bout how to make more money thats why 99.99999% of the people's resoultion this new year's was
"more money to make more whores to take" hahahahahahah
ISH

hahaha i agree on that ISH but bout that part that you sayin once you hit it of you done for a week i mean nigga is you on viagra already or wat im talking bout minmum 6 to 8 shots a day so both way if u put ur math down it works expensive for a brother in the ghetto to unleash all his pleasure so the best way i would suggest for you the brothers out there in the hood is too just spend likea couple of bucks some cheap ass cream an get down to reality an just moisten your fists cause you know thats all your worth
aighttttttttttttttand thats the reality of it all

wow so much confusion. chances are i wont check this out again but here goes.

you wont get deported because i got a girlfriend here and no one says anything. its all good.

and the other thing is if you get deported it snot a free ticket they make you pay it. and if you dont have the money you sit in jail till you come up with it.

this is Mo from aud. the guy with the eyes .

takecare y'all

MO you is a HO u hear me u fuckin mutha lover

first of all look this fag saying he got a girlfriend an there is no such thing as deportation for freaking someone who isnt your wife u fuckin ass they dont come looking for you an spy on u weather u freaking u girlfriend but they catch they will fcuk you up well thats only if ur girl is a muslim girl but on the other hand i guess she must be a european whore or something like that so the cops dont give a fcuk bout bitches like that cause they is sluts anyway

an mutha lover u from AUD so tell me what the fcuk do you know bout jail cells an deportation u princess u paying 50000dhs to get educated an pamperd you HO da fcuk u know bout this gangsta route hmmmmmmmm

wat if u dont got the money youll sit till the rest of your life till u get the money are you fucked in the head or something
or maybe you watch them american movies an see the prisoners work in the jail an get paid for there work well let me tell you this freaking white boy in uae jails u dont work an u dont get paid so where the fcuk will u get the money from

matter a fact fcuk all this i aint down with this

i jst love kicking ass of AUD mutha freaking gay ass fags like you so you know wat

satwa_187@hotmail.com is my email add just email me an let me know when to come an fcuk you up u asshole

aight white boy

later biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

amean dayyyyyyyyyyyyymn shit is goin gangsta first of all........
MO u a Hoe, u probably got lil doh
but u & ur princess cant flow , anyways wat am saying is that u gon get deported juss like J said & to add one more thing u gonna be in tha cargo section hahahahahha amean its a flight but only cargo ya heard that juss like fedex kinda shitt & i bet ur gurl fantasize bout me hahahahah
mafuka they say am sexy now hhahahahahah & by tha way J ill cold smoke ur ass hahahahhahah
ISH
DON colione

I gotta hand it to u that u have been quite straight in your approach... n u know what... if u do end up getting a girl for yourself through this approach ... promise that I'm gonna be the first one to get an intimation abt it ! haha !
n to the rest of u.... girlfriends and whores r 2 different species !
peace.

man the fcuk is you saying explain ur white ass i aint down with that honky slang u feelin me boy

hey xtacy boy this is for u am gonna xplain it 2 u aiite a princess, whore, girlfriend, ur mama all is tha same aiite & who u be foolin wit that slang man u a sellout if u only been throught wat i've been through u would have known by know so as i said all of them come under 1 category whores etc... u can buy them & u can sell them peace
tha don

an now since the festival be coming up i have improved an scatterd my pimpin organistation to vaster regions of dubai so as to make it easier for my customers to get to my bitches whores sisters an momas as ISH put it

they can be found in the followin locations

BARAHA ( i would recomend this area for the brothers in the ghetto or also let me jst put it simply to you broke mutha fuckers ) prices here range between 10 to 50 dhs

MURAGABAT & RIGGA ( i would recomend this area to brothers that is tryin to live large but jst aint bout a dime an wanna get laid and tamed an explain the whole process in fame) prices here range between 50 to 100 dhs maybe maximum 150dhs dependin on whos moma.

BUR DUBAI an that whole area u know where i mean ( i would recomend this area to mutha fuckers that is loaded an willin to put there cash where there mouth is that is the tiger ) prices here range between 200 to 400dhs

then we have wat i call the

VIP pumpin ZONE ( i recomend this zone to sons of bitches that is made niggas ) here prices range from 1000 to upto 15000dhs a night an the nationalites of the momas on offer is from the hottes areas of the world.

and now the due shoppin festival the PIMP LEIGON has decided to offer surprise this is a surprise that we call

A tiger FOR A tiger in other words buy one an get one free

do you feel

but the PIMP LEIGON being as flexible and as buisness minded as it is can also substitue the tiger FOR A tiger scheme with something known as

50cent PUMPINN which means we offer u 50% discounts


and now to all those brothers in sharjah i would like to let you know that our buisness boundries shall be coming to your city very soon right now we have the area known as ROLLA but we only be providing ORIENTAL BITCHES there because we have alot of problems in establishing ourselves in sharjah because of some
HATERS KNOWN AS THE ANJAD

but we shall be gracing ur fields soon brothers so for now keep ur fists working till we let you know

and for the PATHAN mutha fuckers i would just like to say that the PIMP LEIGON has banned u sons of bitches from pumpin stick to ur fists cause even though we are a flexible organistation we do not take kindly to our bitches being fucked by your whole KHANDAN as you say



thank you for your time

PIMPON aka PIMP DON aka PIMP dady


PS; for any further inquiries feel free to holla at a brother by PMin me you will be served with the latest pimpin market prices, updates and special offers

damn J laid it down one more thing to xplain bout tha patan brothers worldwide that J said that coz yall is crazy muthafukas ya heard crazy nigga would strip tha princess by lookin at her amean damn whores get scared like wooooo but as for tha indians & bangali punks yall are allowed coz u can be hussled on tha spot okii dookiee hahahahah damn pimp Don hahahahahahhaha i was wonderin is xtra shit's mom in ur organisation hahahahahahahahah
keep postin
ish

ISH

why u lickin on my balls now son u aint gonna get a free fcuk if u lookin for that

EAT MY BALLS & CHOKE ON 'EM HAHAHAHAHAHA man I GOT THIS NEW SHIT
[url][b]HOE DELIVERY[/url]
3 days for 600 anywhere aiite we got african, chinez arabs & east european countries kinda links ya heard so luv is luv keep pimpin
secondly i aint a pimp, gangsta nor a hustla am a bizness man
ish PM me ASAP for a special delivery

to fcuk with that buisnessman this entrapanure right here wants to let all you mutha fuckers know that the PIMP LEIGON has expanded its services in sharjah as promised


We have now take over the area opposite the immigration where Sparks residence is located we be pimpin 99% chinesse an other oriental bitches down there for a uncoditional fee of 100dhs i know the rates are high but hey this SJ mother fuckers get with it an occasionaly we through in a 1% surprise of jordanian or lebanoni women for 1000dhs or more


keep on PIMPIN not FIST PUMPIN aight
hahahahahhaha







THE GREAT ONE

word tha mother being there last week & i caught sight of some oriental hoes 10 for a blow mmmmm not bad but no hoe can blow u like dem ones in muraqabat baby they off tha hook daymmmm i gave them a visit today & sshiiit u gotta b there to see & feel it
word tha mothaa ohhhhhhhhhhhh
ish

youve been served by the pimp leigon fool

so you best bow down an put ur palm to the ground
cause you no longer need them to pump up a wank
cause the pimp leigon will offer u a free shag
knowin that you is just a FAG




hahahahaha



THE GREAT ONE

come round ur hood like shaq attak
& before i blow ur back
ill 've ur niggas jumpin on my nut sack
j hhhaaa forget that it aint payback
ur gone am tha done layback
rewind this whole move like playback
came through wit booties
runnin nudies hahhahahahhahah
DON ISH

Hmmm.... remember the last post in the first page from mo.

well thats me. I didn’t realized i posted till i became a member and i know this is old news but i would like to make a reply now.

if you do something that requires you to be deported then some one has to come up with the money like a friend or family member. they will not pay for ur ticket. unless you have absolutly no one to pay. most likly case ur sponser will pay for the ticket. rarely will it be payed by the government unless you like sneaked over the bored and have no money etc.

"The local governments have allocated funds to cover the expenses of deporting violators during the amnesty, particularly those who are not reported absconding, those who sneaked into the country and do not have sponsors to pay for their deportation and also expatriates who prove that they cannot afford to pay for their tickets," Mr Al Tayer said.

http://www.khaleejtimes.co.ae/ktarchive/261202/lead.htm
there the article its a good read.

second like you said i go to a 50,000dhs university the money doesnt mean a thing the word university does tho. it makes the assumption that since i got into university i'm educated enough to talk. all your requirements are
Lyrics from old rap songs you ripped off.

now i'm sure your reply to this post will be a bunch of swear words and unrelated jibberesh. that is simply because you are insecure with ur self and feel this is a personal attack on you. you think you can prove ur manhood by attacking in retaliation. i will simply think ur ignorant if you are baseless and talk from ur ass.

if you think i'm being a "ass" or "i'm a posh banana" or a "wuss" or anything like that is irrelevant. ppl like me are going to be ur boss someday and you are going no where in life.

you think you can fight to slove all ur problems? apes behave in sich ways. u think i'm a coward because i didnt reply to ur fight request

to begin with who are u for ur opionion to matter?
yet still i promise you i dont fear you. you might be a tough strong man but ur mind is immature.

so if you still want to pick at me feel free and if you still want to fight me i will send you my details and you can come to me.
but i will not come to see you i dont have time for that i will simple give you my home address.

you think about this. and if i were you i wouldnt reply you have shamed ur self enough.

aslan wrote:I'm looking a girlfriend in Dubai to be my love. I'm looking for my love and would like her to be good to me and beautiful.. I'm young and goodlooking.I like reading,travelling,swimming,nature. I speak Arabic ,Turkish,English email:aslandaphne@hotmail.com

well...well..welll....seems to me that your post topic has aroused a lot of opinions including mine. But it has deviated from having a girlfriend to having a freaking friend is it?

On a woman's point of view, we can't just come upfront and tell you we are available. lolz...even if we wanted to we have to be careful talking about it and let others know in the most discreet manner.

Why? because of the same reason that these macho's has raised up their interpretation of GF. As everybody know, women are more on the emotional side so, having a gf should require a little more time and may have to start from the basics e.g.good friendship to attain a quality output.

It may also require a trial and error procedure, which may be very painful going through the process but hello! its life. Should we embrace it, u decide.

signing off...till then.ciao!