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alexandra wrote: HP dear, that means i should expect u will ask me to marry u in the next 19 years????

actually you should expect him to propose just before he dies, cause another heart ataack and that guy is history
hahahahaha

nice post HP

How strange that I missed this little gem of HP sauce!

Methinks that we have some feisty young fillies here at DF who take no prisoners, like a little bit of mild SM and femdom, but also know how to hit where it hurts!

My advice to HP...stick to the one hand shandies as its obvious EJ is far too intelligent for you. But then again so is an amoeba!

Zoots...Alex is already spoken for and a continued attempt to breach her defenses will only end up with you either picking your teeth out of a bowl in the A&E unit or finding sensitive parts of your anatomy nailed to the floor with 6" wire jobbies! One look at her avatar will tell you...don't mess with her because she is obviously a cross between Red Sonja and Zena, Warrior Princess!

Me? I'm keeping my armour well and truly bolted on!

Now where are those Stormtroopers when you really need one?



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Zoots...Alex is already spoken for and a continued attempt to breach her defenses will only end up with you either picking your teeth out of a bowl in the A&E unit or finding sensitive parts of your anatomy nailed to the floor with 6" wire jobbies! One look at her avatar will tell you...don't mess with her because she is obviously a cross between Red Sonja and Zena, Warrior Princess!

Oh no - now you've done it!! Red Sonja and Zena Warrior Princess. Could it really be?? I've died and gone to heaven!!

Dubai Knight wrote:How strange that I missed this little gem of HP sauce!

Methinks that we have some feisty young fillies here at DF who take no prisoners, like a little bit of mild SM and femdom, but also know how to hit where it hurts!

My advice to HP...stick to the one hand shandies as its obvious EJ is far too intelligent for you. But then again so is an amoeba!

Zoots...Alex is already spoken for and a continued attempt to breach her defenses will only end up with you either picking your teeth out of a bowl in the A&E unit or finding sensitive parts of your anatomy nailed to the floor with 6" wire jobbies! One look at her avatar will tell you...don't mess with her because she is obviously a cross between Red Sonja and Zena,
Warrior Princess!

Me? I'm keeping my armour well and truly bolted on!

Now where are those Stormtroopers when you really need one?



Knight

DK ur soooooooo crazy
poor Zooter u will scare the s#it out of him

alexandra wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:How strange that I missed this little gem of HP sauce!

Methinks that we have some feisty young fillies here at DF who take no prisoners, like a little bit of mild SM and femdom, but also know how to hit where it hurts!

My advice to HP...stick to the one hand shandies as its obvious EJ is far too intelligent for you. But then again so is an amoeba!

Zoots...Alex is already spoken for and a continued attempt to breach her defenses will only end up with you either picking your teeth out of a bowl in the A&E unit or finding sensitive parts of your anatomy nailed to the floor with 6" wire jobbies! One look at her avatar will tell you...don't mess with her because she is obviously a cross between Red Sonja and Zena,
Warrior Princess!

Me? I'm keeping my armour well and truly bolted on!

Now where are those Stormtroopers when you really need one?



Knight

DK ur soooooooo crazy
poor Zooter u will scare the s#it out of him

Its not me that scares the shite out of him! Thats your job!



Knight

Yes HP I will be the crazy old woman, who comes and bashes you over the head then runs off down the road cackling to herself - yyyyeeeeeeiiiii

the_zooter wrote:

arniegang wrote:There will never be a fight over you Gabsy, because everyone knows you belong to Moi

Awww - thats so sweet!!

Erm, does that mean the way is clear for me and Alex??

What do you say Alex??

Sweet like a possesive stalker

Dubai Knight wrote:

alexandra wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:How strange that I missed this little gem of HP sauce!

Methinks that we have some feisty young fillies here at DF who take no prisoners, like a little bit of mild SM and femdom, but also know how to hit where it hurts!

My advice to HP...stick to the one hand shandies as its obvious EJ is far too intelligent for you. But then again so is an amoeba!

Zoots...Alex is already spoken for and a continued attempt to breach her defenses will only end up with you either picking your teeth out of a bowl in the A&E unit or finding sensitive parts of your anatomy nailed to the floor with 6" wire jobbies! One look at her avatar will tell you...don't mess with her because she is obviously a cross between Red Sonja and Zena,
Warrior Princess!

Me? I'm keeping my armour well and truly bolted on!

Now where are those Stormtroopers when you really need one?



Knight

DK ur soooooooo crazy
poor Zooter u will scare the s#it out of him

Its not me that scares the shite out of him! Thats your job!



Knight

from what i remember i did not hear zooter complaining

alexandra wrote:from what i remember i did not hear zooter complaining

Quite right Alex

fayz wrote:

the_zooter wrote:

arniegang wrote:There will never be a fight over you Gabsy, because everyone knows you belong to Moi

Awww - thats so sweet!!

Erm, does that mean the way is clear for me and Alex??

What do you say Alex??

Sweet like a possesive stalker

Not sure how I can respond to that without dropping myself in it one way or another!! lol

the_zooter wrote:

alexandra wrote:from what i remember i did not hear zooter complaining

Quite right Alex

i knew u wont dissapoint me zooter!

alexandra wrote:

the_zooter wrote:

alexandra wrote:from what i remember i did not hear zooter complaining

Quite right Alex

i knew u wont dissapoint me zooter!

And I knew you liked me really!!

Oh strewth! The sickly sound of puppy love!

Do us all a favour, Zoots: book a ticket to Bucharest, go find Alex, do the dirty deed and put us all out of your misery!

Mind you...Alex may have something to say on the matter!

Oh and Raidah...sorry I missed you out darling, I was typing fast and it just slipped out too quickly. Er...that sounded wrong!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Oh and Raidah...sorry I missed you out darling, I was typing fast and it just slipped out too quickly. Er...that sounded wrong!



Knight

yes forgetting Raidah will make her think you are short......with her

can someone please create an executive summary of what's happening in this thread. i just can't make out what the heck is up..


who's the DFM and why are they trying to keep out newcomers. is there some sort of initiation ceremony or membership fee that i don't know about?

dfm = dubai forums mafia

terranova wrote:can someone please create an executive summary of what's happening in this thread. i just can't make out what the heck is up..


who's the DFM and why are they trying to keep out newcomers. is there some sort of initiation ceremony or membership fee that i don't know about?

Not sure if I can summarise the thread...but the DFM is our little protection outfit (DubaiForum Mafia!!) not keeping the newbies out, just keeping an eye on everyone...for their own protection...you understand...



Knight

Arnie, now we have to kill terranova for possession of information about our existance... I killed the last guy, can you take care of this one or hand him to one of your minions? DK maybe?

Liban wrote:Arnie, now we have to kill terranova for possession of information about our existance... I killed the last guy, can you take care of this one or hand him to one of your minions? DK maybe?

No problems...he will sleep with the fishes!



Knight

sticks and stones may break my bones, but words won't hurt me

can i join this protection racket. i'm a good enforcer. references are provided upon request.

How apropo your name means "new ground" - sometimes found in backyards or remote locations...

Concord wrote:How apropo your name means "new ground" - sometimes found in backyards or remote locations...

Knight

Liban wrote:Arnie, now we have to kill terranova for possession of information about our existance... I killed the last guy, can you take care of this one or hand him to one of your minions? DK maybe?

I have taken care of terranova buddy.

arniegang wrote:

Liban wrote:Arnie, now we have to kill terranova for possession of information about our existance... I killed the last guy, can you take care of this one or hand him to one of your minions? DK maybe?

I have taken care of terranova buddy.

Has he been warned about moving in on my flirting territory?? Alex is off limits!! As is EJ and anyone else of my choosing!!

we look after our own in the DFM Brotherhood

OMG can I also join DFM? Can I Can I?

A64Venice wrote:OMG can I also join DFM? Can I Can I?

Depends if you are willing to do without the left or right pinky finger! The first test is the choice (right or left) if you choose correctly, then the finger goes. If you want to know more details check out the last scene in the movie "four rooms" by Quinten Tarantino.

Concord wrote:

A64Venice wrote:OMG can I also join DFM? Can I Can I?

Depends if you are willing to do without the left or right pinky finger! The first test is the choice (right or left) if you choose correctly, then the finger goes. If you want to know more details check out the last scene in the movie "four rooms" by Quinten Tarantino.

Any other parts of the ritual I need to know? In the meantime *searching for four rooms torrent*

Just the very last scene before the credits begin to roll. A clasic!