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Zoots

Dont be silly and grow up. If you were to have that amount of money in Zimbabwee dollars, i will have to use 2 container ships a month to get it to you.

Your salary is going to be in the millions, soooooooo dont fear.

arniegang wrote:Zoots

Dont be silly and grow up. If you were to have that amount of money in Zimbabwee dollars, i will have to use 2 container ships a month to get it to you.

Your salary is going to be in the millions, soooooooo dont fear.

I don't mind a cheque!!

GAB wrote:Hey, I want to be the secretary. I am blonde. That helps, right?

Qualifications seem to be spot on so far!

No chance

Scourer's R' US will only be dealing in cash.

arnie you were suprised this thread was two pages long, now its 11 haha thanks to your enterpenueral skills.

fayz any luck ?

i think you guys need someone to go and purchase all the local stock before fayz gets to them.

MaaaD wrote:arnie you were suprised this thread was two pages long, now its 11 haha thanks to your enterpenueral skills.

fayz any luck ?

i think you guys need someone to go and purchase all the local stock before fayz gets to them.

Well, Arnie and I are struggling by not being in Dubai!! We need someone to go and see whether they do sell them or not - we suspect EJ is attempting to undermine our plans!!

Don't underestimate that EJ

arniegang wrote:Don't underestimate that EJ

Yeah, she might seem on the outside like a sweet and pretty young girl, but on the inside I suspect beats the heart of a devious and calculated business tycoon.

Know your enemy

Here it goes. I may need some assistance by a copy editor (don't foget I'll take stock as compensation).

Before moving it on to the employment forum I want to clear the add by the Board.

"Scourers R Us. Looking for Experience CFO. Qualifications: Proficiency in Zimbawe Languages (as many as there are): willingness to travel Duba-Zimbawe-and destinations unknonw: no previous employment with Enron or Worldcom: knowledge of financial markets: connections with the world monetary fund (in order to peg the currency to the USD).

Benefits: lifetime supply of scouring pad for successful candidate and immediate family (that includes second cousin-once-removed); Golden pararchute package -although colour may vary; Bonuses - no less than one storage box full of cash; camel rides home for candidate and spouse every seven years.

Candidate to provide the truck to haul bonus and storage space for same; own calculator - preferably electric.

Interviews will be conducted In Dubai at a location to be disclosed later and by a committee of the prestigous firm of "Dubai Forum" which has been retained exclusively for this purpose.

No candidate should apply unless willing to execute a confidentiality agreement promising not to divulge for the next 50 years (or as adjusted depending on candidate's age and actuary's tables) trade secrets which may be revealed during the interview.

If interested, please check back on this forum to learn the date and time of the interviews.

Brill Conc's

A few spelling errors but the content is spot on. You may wish to add the interviews will be held in a small shop in Karama ( upstairs in the Handbag Dept) or Dubai Bus Station.

Also ask for CV's to be posted, and the salary range will be 3-4 Million % dependant on experience.

Otherwise post it up.


Well done PRO

CEO CFO MD CM SECRATARY or A B C D EEE
I want the biggest share. I m doing the tuf job here. know how difficult it is to keep my mouth shut, shhhhhhhhhhh

Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk now she's threatening us.

She is one cool operator.

hehe
actually I havnt been shopping for a week now & I m broke & my tongue feels ticklish

You cad and scamper of the highest order.

The "board" will have to discuss this in detail. DK has contacts you know

easternjewel wrote:hehe
actually I havnt been shopping for a week now & I m broke & my tongue feels ticklish

I think we are going to have to dump a bag full of zimbabwean dollars on EJ's doorstep - just as a downpayment so she can go shopping!

And Conc - I am very impressed - you have done us proud and are worth every penny of the salary we are paying you!!

Board meeting 11am UK time, 2pm UAE time tom.

the_zooter wrote: I think we are going to have to dump a bag full of zimbabwean dollars on EJ's doorstep - just as a downpayment so she can go shopping!

I have started likin you Zooty baby

arniegang wrote:Board meeting 11am UK time, 2pm UAE time tom.

I'll be there, well here, well you know what I mean!!

arniegang wrote:Board meeting 11am UK time, 2pm UAE time tom.

wow board meeetingg!!
I m in such a dillema!!!!!! help me arnieee

easternjewel wrote:

the_zooter wrote: I think we are going to have to dump a bag full of zimbabwean dollars on EJ's doorstep - just as a downpayment so she can go shopping!

I have started likin you Zooty baby

Awww, erm, thanks

the_zooter wrote:

easternjewel wrote:

the_zooter wrote: I think we are going to have to dump a bag full of zimbabwean dollars on EJ's doorstep - just as a downpayment so she can go shopping!

I have started likin you Zooty baby

Awww, erm, thanks

Unless this is another ploy to get a bigger share?!?!?

the_zooter wrote:Unless this is another ploy to get a bigger share?!?!?

you think I have no character!!!! ?????


but erm... bigger share.......now....how would that happen

easternjewel wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Unless this is another ploy to get a bigger share?!?!?

you think I have no character!!!! ?????


but erm... bigger share.......now....how would that happen

Erm, erm - no I think you are lovely - its just that my business guru, Arnie, has warned me to be careful as someone may wish to steal our idea!!

arniegang wrote:Board meeting 11am UK time, 2pm UAE time tom.

Will DK be attending the meeting?? I'm concerned by his lack of involvement so far!! He is an important cog in our wheel!

it aint easy being the only girl member in the BOD.
I have to impress all the blokes

easternjewel wrote:it aint easy being the only girl member in the BOD.
I have to impress all the blokes

I'm impressed so far!!

Do you want to appear as an "extra" in Fayz's infomercial?

XTRA? ............................... NO!

LEAD........................... YESSS

You guys forgot one thing, you need a local sponsor.