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G, and I bet u thought I was trying to make a smart arse comment

This truly was unbelievable-I have nevr seen such half-arsed parking in my life. They must have all been running late for their spa treatments.

Ooooh ooooh ooooh - if women ruled the world......

1) There would be more shoe shops
2) It would be law that you had to have matching accesories for each outfit
3) Each car would need to be fitted with parking sensors - so that rear view mirrors can be used for make-up application

I'll think of some more over lunch (and make a few more enemies on here!! )

Then everybody would had to wear a skirt !!

1. toilets wouldn't have a lift up seat
2. consuming beer would be banned
3. the luggage allowance on flights would be increased by 20kg to cover handbags

dbxsoul wrote:3. the luggage allowance on flights would be increased by 20kg to cover handbags

Like the third one!! Men could use the extra 20kg for something usefull, like, erm, golf clubs, or maybe some power tools of some description!

then again, if women were to make men redundant, they may need a power tool allowance of thier own

you realise of course, that we won the debate before it even started ... the statement was "if women ruled the world..."

dbxsoul wrote:you realise of course, that we won the debate before it even started ... the statement was "if women ruled the world..."

dbxsoul wrote:then again, if women were to make men redundant, they may need a power tool allowance of thier own

you realise of course, that we won the debate before it even started ... the statement was "if women ruled the world..."

Ooooh, you are asking for it!!

lay on mcduff

sorry gab, i should have warned you... i'm a slow starter and like to sit on the sidelines, but once i get warmed up ....

dbxsoul wrote:sorry gab, i should have warned you... i'm a slow starter and like to sit on the sidelines, but once i get warmed up ....

You go Soul!!! Its about time us men stuck together and fought back!!

i just figured why gabs has so many postings .... her husband must have installed a computer in the kitchen .....

mmmmm .... methinks that should put the cat amongst the pigeons

dbxsoul wrote:i just figured why gabs has so many postings .... her husband must have installed a computer in the kitchen .....

mmmmm .... methinks that should put the cat amongst the pigeons

Yes and it's tied to my apron strings.

GAB wrote:Not at all, if you buy the drinks or shisha at the next forum meet.

done.

maybe both.

WOW!! We at DF like you lots!!

Haven't you heard the term, 'Behind every good man there's a great woman'? Well there's a reason for that.

Women are already in charge, we just like the men to think they are and massage their fragile egos into doing what we want them to, because most men are after all gullible beings who'll do anything for a bit of skirt. They're easily manipulated and just like to think they're making the decisions, where as in many cases we just let them think all the good ideas are their's.

Oh dear what a shame.

Chocoholic wrote:Haven't you heard the term, 'Behind every good man there's a great woman'? Well there's a reason for that.

Women are already in charge, we just like the men to think they are and massage their fragile egos into doing what we want them to, because most men are after all gullible beings who'll do anything for a bit of skirt. They're easily manipulated and just like to think they're making the decisions, where as in many cases we just let them think all the good ideas are their's.

Oh dear what a shame.

PMSL

Well it's true enough. Althougb of course you'd never find any man admitting to it.