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Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact

BRING IT ON

There would be no Hi Fi or Techy Shops but millions of Lippy and Nail Varnish Shops and Hair Salon's

Anyways its a stupid question

Whilst you lot have ( 0 ) ( 0 ) you will always rule the world, we are just putty in your hands.

arniegang wrote:Anyways its a stupid question

Whilst you lot have ( 0 ) ( 0 ) you will always rule the world, we are just putty in your hands.

Are they the big ones or the little ones??

Bloody hell Zoots - you do need a hobby

Well spotted these are "medium ones", my mistake i omitted this classification from my Boob List.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Not The BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObS AGAIN

Corcovado wrote:Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact

BRING IT ON

it would be much worse girl. just think how inventive we r when making another women's life miserable or tracking down a cheating husband. men do war. period. they need to relase their hormons. with us there probably be peace, but constant terror.
long live female cruelty

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Not The BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObS AGAIN

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy pleasyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

arniegang wrote:Bloody hell Zoots - you do need a hobby

Well spotted these are "medium ones", my mistake i omitted this classification from my Boob List.

You definately need to create a sticky - so that we are all aware of which ones are which!!

The problem is Zoots would be with the sub-classification ie Nipp Size

We have non existant, normal, pert, rock hard "coat hanger" selections

I dont know how to combine this into my main chart

Corcovado wrote:Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact

BRING IT ON

nuclear weapon doesnt look nice in your hand .......just take the tom hawk cruise missile .......

Corcovado wrote:Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact

BRING IT ON

we do rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex,


no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed

HP wrote:Alex,


no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that is hilarious HP, men have only the ilusion that they rule, cause in fact things r soooooo diferent: men don't rule not even in the kitchen, what to say about the bedroom: haaa dont make me laugh u know about men who sleep on the sofa after teh woman catches him flirt with the girl next door!

alexandra wrote:

HP wrote:Alex,


no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that is hilarious HP, men have only the ilusion that they rule, cause in fact things r soooooo diferent: men don't rule not even in the kitchen, what to say about the bedroom: haaa dont make me laugh u know about men who sleep on the sofa after teh woman catches him flirt with the girl next door!

Dubai Knight can not rule in bed anymore ....he is like a person having empty gun

HP wrote:

alexandra wrote:

HP wrote:Alex,


no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that is hilarious HP, men have only the ilusion that they rule, cause in fact things r soooooo diferent: men don't rule not even in the kitchen, what to say about the bedroom: haaa dont make me laugh u know about men who sleep on the sofa after teh woman catches him flirt with the girl next door!

Dubai Knight can not rule in bed anymore ....he is like a person having empty gun

what makes u so sure???? don't say that about DK!

HP is getting very very very possessive

1- the maximum speed on streets will be 40 km/h.

2- all sidewalks will be painted pink.

3- every wife will put a tracking (with a little camera and a microphone) device on her husband cause his "late meetings" have increased lately.

4- every man will be forced to clean the house if he wants to watch a football match.

5- men will be prohibited to smoke cigars, only women are allowed to.

that's all i could think for the moment.

Moester wrote:1- the maximum speed on streets will be 40 km/h.

2- all sidewalks will be painted pink.

3- every wife will put a tracking (with a little camera and a microphone) device on her husband cause his "late meetings" have increased lately.

4- every man will be forced to clean the house if he wants to watch a football match.

5- men will be prohibited to smoke cigars, only women are allowed to.

that's all i could think for the moment.

Ah, a woman could have thought of more!!

GAB wrote:

Moester wrote:1- the maximum speed on streets will be 40 km/h.

2- all sidewalks will be painted pink.

3- every wife will put a tracking (with a little camera and a microphone) device on her husband cause his "late meetings" have increased lately.

4- every man will be forced to clean the house if he wants to watch a football match.

5- men will be prohibited to smoke cigars, only women are allowed to.

that's all i could think for the moment.

Ah, a woman could have thought of more!!

well i'm a dude, so what do i know?
i know one thing: thank god women don't have that much power, otherwise my 5 sisters would have fed me to the dogs.

Years of torture is much better than a quick solution.

GAB wrote:Years of torture is much better than a quick solution.

i like that, mind if i use it as a signature?

Not at all, if you buy the drinks or shisha at the next forum meet.

if women ruled the world, they'd always be on top.... and i ain't complaining

There would be no wars...

just sever negotiations every 28 days.

Car bays would be 2 cars wide.

^ian^ wrote:There would be no wars...

just sever negotiations every 28 days.

oh give me a break. no wars??
the nieghbors dog messes up your garden and you'd nuke the hell out of them

Moester wrote:

^ian^ wrote:There would be no wars...

just sever negotiations every 28 days.

oh give me a break. no wars??
the nieghbors dog messes up your garden and you'd nuke the hell out of them

Pfft. No they wouldn't, there'd just be icy relations, no sms's returned or calls answered, spend more time with the other neighbour...

followed by a gross pathetic kiss and make up, whilst each was holding a dagger (or telephone) behind their back.

Meanwhile the guys would be drinking beer watching cricket throwing things at the dog.

XRW-147 wrote:Car bays would be 2 cars wide.

That reminds me. We went to the Ladies Club and my husband pointed out how badly the cars were all parked. I quickly pointed out how a car was parked fine. He countered that with raised eyebrows and a nod towards the male driver in the front seat!!

terranova wrote:if women ruled the world, they'd always be on top.... and i ain't complaining

well said

and just in case any of the little boys here live in the illusinon that u lead the world...keep on believing that. cause as much as u do, the easier is for us to manipulate u