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.................on your membership into the Top 10 Posters Club

And there was me thinking he'd got married or something!!

Yeah, congrats DK - you now officially have no life!!

Not far off the 1000 post mark. Its close between Fayz and HP, with you closing in by the day!!

Still, someone has to catch up to me!!!!!

Liban wrote:Still, someone has to catch up to me!!!!!

It's only a matter of time buddy

arniegang wrote:

Liban wrote:Still, someone has to catch up to me!!!!!

It's only a matter of time buddy

I'm sure Arnie has come up with a date as to when he and DK will catch you up - I would imagine, based on average daily posts, that there would be a date when Arnie will overtake Liban??

Ok, I have nothing else to do at work today - so I've just worked it out!!

Arniegang will, on current averages, overtake Liban on 13th August 2006!!
DK will join the 1000 club on June 1st. Arnie will hit the 3000 mark on 30th May.
DK would, in theory, overtake Liban on 9th June 2008 (by which time Arnie will have posted some 17,733 times!!).

I know - I need to find a hobby!!

Miles out zooter. 2/10

I bet i hit 3k by the weekend



and i bet i overtake liban in July.

Well I'm only going by averages!!
Maybe someone should set up a weekly chart which calculates the number of posts by each member in the week - then we could forecast when people will hit milestones!

Gees, you can tell I'm an accountant when I get going with this rubbish!!

arniegang wrote:I bet i hit 3k by the weekend

I'd only be a couple of days out!! I said next Tuesday!

Zoots

Chill buddy, dont let figures rule your life unless it's a 36D

Ohhhhhhhhh an accountant


Reminds me of a joke

What do you call 100 Accountants buried at sea ??

A good start





Zoots - what sort of accountant are you buddy?

arniegang wrote:Ohhhhhhhhh an accountant


Reminds me of a joke

What do you call 100 Accountants buried at sea ??

A good start





Zoots - what sort of accountant are you buddy?

Ha Ha - though I tend to agree - as long as you stick 100 lawyers down there too!!

I'm a management accountant, but dable in a bit of tax and VAT and all that stuff.
Have calculator - will travel!!

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssssss


Lawyers were there before the Accountants

Oh youpie!!! Jokes on lawyers and accountants.... Me likes!

Liban wrote:Oh youpie!!! Jokes on lawyers and accountants.... Me likes!

I just prefer jokes about lawyers personally!!

Been missing out on my averages over the last couple of days though guys...been up to my bum in meetings!!!

But will be finding time to get to that elusive 1K in the coming days!

My Accountant joke: What do accountants use as contraceptives?

Their personalities!!!!

Fnarr! Fnarr!!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Been missing out on my averages over the last couple of days though guys...been up to my bum in meetings!!!

But will be finding time to get to that elusive 1K in the coming days!

My Accountant joke: What do accountants use as contraceptives?

Their personalities!!!!

Fnarr! Fnarr!!



Knight

We've all missed you - erm, mainly because me and Arnie have a proposition for you (please see scouring pads posts!).

Oh - and I don't think your joke is funny

What's the difference between a dead snake and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.

Concord wrote:What's the difference between a dead snake and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.

I like it! (Mainly because it was a joke not involving accountants!)

Concord wrote:What's the difference between a dead snake and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.

the_zooter wrote:Ok, I have nothing else to do at work today - so I've just worked it out!!

Arniegang will, on current averages, overtake Liban on 13th August 2006!!
DK will join the 1000 club on June 1st. Arnie will hit the 3000 mark on 30th May.
DK would, in theory, overtake Liban on 9th June 2008 (by which time Arnie will have posted some 17,733 times!!).

I know - I need to find a hobby!!

Hmmmm.............too much time to spare OBVIOUSLY!!

Gabs

If you didn't spend as much time having you nails etc done and generally being a JJ then you too could spends lotsssssssssss of time on here.

Ah, I am speechless and aghast with shock and horror. Your cruel remarks ..................have some truth to them.

You know that i know Gabs

You know too much.

So how do we know that he knows that she knows that he knows...???

We think we should be told!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:So how do we know that he knows that she knows that he knows...???

We think we should be told!



Knight

Who knows!!

Thats for US to know and you to find out so there.