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I found out recently that a girl who was staying at one of my friends' places was secretly seeing my friend's boyfriends. It turns out that this girl was also simultanously seeing quite a few male members of our group of friends. Has Dubai become an episode of Footballers Wives without the footballers?

Buddy you can't really class that girl as a swinger, maybe she should work at a carnival? Seems to be a popular ride.

Do you think that it would be too riske for Wild Wadi?

Adults only night perhaps?

If I charged for entry then I may just make my millions in Dubai after all...

Or maybe get her to dress up as that dodgy yellow summer surprises thing and rent her out to passing trade?

Mean to say so, but she could be full of surprise.

full of something, thats for sure hahaha

a bananna perhaps ?

Maybe she goes for cucumbers?

Are you guys hungry or something? Must be that time of day...

PS - I'll send her over hahahahaha

What on earth is DubaiForums turning into!!??
This place is like one big knocking shop sometimes!! You guys are like dogs on heat!!

Thank you Mary Whitehouse!

OK - lets get onto some clean topics shall we

Z is just in need of some 'relief'.

XRW-147 wrote:Z is just in need of some 'relief'.

My secret is out!!

She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not

themindboggles wrote:She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not

Erm - well I'll come out to Dubai - I'm not fussy!!
She might be a goer, but what about a looker??

Page back one and you will see her described as a carnival ride - does that answer your question?

themindboggles wrote:Page back one and you will see her described as a carnival ride - does that answer your question?

Yeah, but that doesn't mean she's a good looker!!

She's been described as a 'bit rough'

themindboggles wrote:She's been described as a 'bit rough'

Well I'm not bothered then! I have standards (yes Arnie & DK - you heard me right!!)

A decent pair of tits and she's a "go'er"

Whats the matter with you Zoots, pull yersel together man. If she's not a looker, just use a black bin liner over her head

So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..

Reminds me of that "you don't look at the mantle while u're stoking the fire" saying

themindboggles wrote:So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..

XRW-147 wrote:Reminds me of that "you don't look at the mantle while u're stoking the fire" saying

I was just thinking the exact same thing!!
I remember a teacher saying that once - this old guy, who'd be the last person you'd expect to say anything like that! Well a friend of mine was on about this girl that liked him but he thought she was ugly - so the teacher (who shall remain nameless) piped up "you don't look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire". A classic!!

arniegang wrote:

themindboggles wrote:So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..

They are probably just embarrased to be seen with me!!!

themindboggles wrote:She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not

Help me out with the Mansfield bit