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May 21, 2006
You are so much more discreet DK

You do it.

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May 21, 2006
HP wrote:lets get back to family tree ( i am not in digusting conversation ) :P

Alex ....what is she to me :wink:

Liban ......my muslim brother , liban the ganster :P


" PS" I have no association with E.J , whatsoever , she doesnt belong to HP anymore :wink:

Alex ....what is she to me :wink: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
man, am i related to u? when? how? :o :shock: :roll:
only if DK will adopt me (that would be nice) and we will be cousins....
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May 21, 2006
arniegang wrote:You are so much more discreet DK

You do it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


ur making me blush boys :oops:
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alexandra wrote:
HP wrote:lets get back to family tree ( i am not in digusting conversation ) :P

Alex ....what is she to me :wink:

Liban ......my muslim brother , liban the ganster :P


" PS" I have no association with E.J , whatsoever , she doesnt belong to HP anymore :wink:

Alex ....what is she to me :wink: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
man, am i related to u? when? how? :o :shock: :roll:
only if DK will adopt me (that would be nice) and we will be cousins....


from now on , you are the adopted daughter of uncle DK. So we are cousin now :P
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May 21, 2006
HP wrote:
alexandra wrote:
HP wrote:lets get back to family tree ( i am not in digusting conversation ) :P

Alex ....what is she to me :wink:

Liban ......my muslim brother , liban the ganster :P


" PS" I have no association with E.J , whatsoever , she doesnt belong to HP anymore :wink:

Alex ....what is she to me :wink: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
man, am i related to u? when? how? :o :shock: :roll:
only if DK will adopt me (that would be nice) and we will be cousins....


from now on , you are the adopted daughter of uncle DK. So we are cousin now :P

not until Dk saies so....just friends for now! :wink:
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May 21, 2006
Eek! :shock:

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light? :wink:

8) 8) 8)

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May 21, 2006
OK...now to the delicate question of HP's salami habits...

Er...there is a er...common thing that little boys...er 'do' that...ummm...how can I explain this delicately :oops: parts of their anatomy that are...er...somewhat similar in...umm...shape and size...er...to a small salami sausage...in HP's case, a very small salami sausage!

Oh sod it! He's a wanker!

You know: Spanking the monkey, jerking off, tossing a dose of manfat, a quick one off the wrist!

For a full and graphic description, please check out Rogers Profanisaurus at Viz comic!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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May 21, 2006
you missed out "beating the meat" DK

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Dubai Knight wrote:Eek! :shock:

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light? :wink:

8) 8) 8)

Knight

hehe DK, agree with u, but make it farrrrrrrrrrr faarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so i can feel safe if i wanna flirt back at ya! :wink:
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Dubai Knight wrote:Eek! :shock:

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light? :wink:

8) 8) 8)

Knight



I thought you would accept her as daughter and then it wuld be easy for me to flirt with her ...........oh no not flirt , she seems too decent to flirt :oops:

DK, keep your horney feeeling for others and dont even look at Alex ....
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Dubai Knight wrote:OK...now to the delicate question of HP's salami habits...

Er...there is a er...common thing that little boys...er 'do' that...ummm...how can I explain this delicately :oops: parts of their anatomy that are...er...somewhat similar in...umm...shape and size...er...to a small salami sausage...in HP's case, a very small salami sausage!

Oh sod it! He's a wanker!

You know: Spanking the monkey, jerking off, tossing a dose of manfat, a quick one off the wrist!

For a full and graphic description, please check out Rogers Profanisaurus at Viz comic!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


oh that salami!!! :shock:
i thought u boys only use it to take a pee :shock:
u traumatise me boys
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HP wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:Eek! :shock:

I am not sure if I am ready to be an adoptive daddy! Not only that...it would make my flirting with Alex a little 'dodgy'...so can I just stay as a far, far, distand cousin who visits every now and then through the window and sneaks away before dawns early light? :wink:

8) 8) 8)

Knight



I thought you would accept her as daughter and then it wuld be easy for me to flirt with her ...........oh no not flirt , she seems too decent to flirt :oops:

DK, keep your horney feeeling for others and dont even look at Alex ....

u have something against it HP? why u wanna keep my dear DK away???? :shock:
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u have something against it HP? why u wanna keep my dear DK away???? :shock:


Because he has not been eating medicine for long time . Although updates are ready for him but he always ignore them :wink:
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raidah wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:OK...now to the delicate question of HP's salami habits...

Er...there is a er...common thing that little boys...er 'do' that...ummm...how can I explain this delicately :oops: parts of their anatomy that are...er...somewhat similar in...umm...shape and size...er...to a small salami sausage...in HP's case, a very small salami sausage!

Oh sod it! He's a wanker!

You know: Spanking the monkey, jerking off, tossing a dose of manfat, a quick one off the wrist!

For a full and graphic description, please check out Rogers Profanisaurus at Viz comic!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


oh that salami!!! :shock:
i thought u boys only use it to take a pee :shock:
u traumatise me boys
:roll:



LOL :D thats why we hate being a kid :oops:
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HP wrote:
alexandra wrote:

u have something against it HP? why u wanna keep my dear DK away???? :shock:


Because he has not been eating medicine for long time . Although updates are ready for him but he always ignore them :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
he must have his reasons....i think :roll:
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May 22, 2006
I can't believe I made this into a sticky. :roll:

Cheers,

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May 22, 2006
Haha, it went from 1 page to 7 overnight - thats gotta be close to some sort of record.
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May 22, 2006
smartd wrote:I can't believe I made this into a sticky. :roll:

Cheers,

D



Claim temporary insanity D

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X May 22, 2006
X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?
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Re: X May 22, 2006
thorntonashley wrote:X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?


Erm, it sounds quite appealing to me!! :oops: 8)
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thorntonashley wrote:X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?


I was thinking someone was trying to post a 'how to' guide.
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thorntonashley wrote:X , I guess the reason why the topic is so popular for both genders is the name of the thread......lol

Women on top ? controversial or what ?


I was thinking someone was trying to post a 'how to' guide.


You mean its not?? Bugger - I won't bother reading all the posts then! :lol:
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May 22, 2006
arniegang wrote:
smartd wrote:I can't believe I made this into a sticky. :roll:

Cheers,

D



Claim temporary insanity D

:lol: :lol:

now that would be a nice long list with ppl claiming temporary insanity....cause sticky or not a lot posted here! :twisted:
and it was fun!
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May 22, 2006
Unfortunately, I cannot claim temporary insanity...as I am permanently insane! Can I claim 'temporary sanity' instead?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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May 22, 2006
After 8 pages of posts for this thread I decided to have a little gander at what its all about...

Boy am I disappointed. I thought the reason for 8 pages in so little time was because the title "Woman on Top" had something to do with s.e.x. :roll:
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May 22, 2006
first u traumatize me with salamies, than by denying the sticky value of this topic... :shock:

what happened boys? took a too cold shower? :wink:
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Liban wrote:After 8 pages of posts for this thread I decided to have a little gander at what its all about...

Boy am I disappointed. I thought the reason for 8 pages in so little time was because the title "Woman on Top" had something to do with s.e.x. :roll:


its all about that hun :wink:
can t u read between the lines? :lol: :lol:
another dissapointment for today!
can t do it anymore
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Liban, i was in exactly the same boat, i had a cheeky peek at the the thread and was truly dissapointed..
Perhaps you should do what X suggests and create a sticky 'How to guide' for women..

Or maybe start a poll named 'Men on top' lol
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Liban wrote:After 8 pages of posts for this thread I decided to have a little gander at what its all about...

Boy am I disappointed. I thought the reason for 8 pages in so little time was because the title "Woman on Top" had something to do with s.e.x. :roll:


here ya go Liban


( o ) ( o )


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Re: w May 22, 2006
thorntonashley wrote:Liban, i was in exactly the same boat, i had a cheeky peek at the the thread and was truly dissapointed..
Perhaps you should do what X suggests and create a sticky 'How to guide' for women..

Or maybe start a poll named 'Men on top' lol



or....................

"Men from Behind"

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