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Chocoholic wrote:Absolutely, and if you're not entertaining, I'll start throwing pocorn and ice-cream at you - hehehehe although you two guys covered in sweet sticky stuff could also be very funny

With a sweet tooth as you have Chocs, would you then join us on stage for some splodging?

A prize goes to anyone who knows what "splodging" is. And DK you aint allowed to enter!!!!!

Oh no...this one is going to hell in a handcart!

So now you are accusing AG of hanging around girls playgrounds like some demented swing seat sniffer and of me being his pimp!

...add to that, we have Chocs fantasising about us being the bloody Chippendales all covered in sticky sweet stuff on stage! Enough!

We need to get you girls some bromide!



Knight

alexandra wrote:

raidah wrote:am i missing smthing here?

yeah, i will update it for u.
arnie is "married" to vee (irish vanessa) so that makes vee HP's step mom! now i don't know about DK's place in all the situation, but i think he is covering up for arnie so Vee won't get a divorce in case she finds he sticks around girl's playground!

OK the HP family tree is thus:

AG = Daddy

Vee = Step Mum

DK = Uncle

Kanelli = Auntie

Chocs = Sister.

arniegang wrote:

alexandra wrote:

raidah wrote:am i missing smthing here?

yeah, i will update it for u.
arnie is "married" to vee (irish vanessa) so that makes vee HP's step mom! now i don't know about DK's place in all the situation, but i think he is covering up for arnie so Vee won't get a divorce in case she finds he sticks around girl's playground!

OK the HP family tree is thus:

AG = Daddy

Vee = Step Mum

DK = Uncle

Kanelli = Auntie

Chocs = Sister.

my wife ......can ya write her name

Ohhhhhhhh OK then HP

and EJ = Hp's wannabe wife

Dubai Knight wrote:Oh no...this one is going to hell in a handcart!

So now you are accusing AG of hanging around girls playgrounds like some demented swing seat sniffer and of me being his pimp!

...add to that, we have Chocs fantasising about us being the bloody Chippendales all covered in sticky sweet stuff on stage! Enough!

We need to get you girls some bromide!



Knight

maybe u 2 guys should get some! that will calm ur spanking fantasy and will make arnie go to his step wife, i mean....hp's step mom

arniegang wrote:

alexandra wrote:

raidah wrote:am i missing smthing here?

yeah, i will update it for u.
arnie is "married" to vee (irish vanessa) so that makes vee HP's step mom! now i don't know about DK's place in all the situation, but i think he is covering up for arnie so Vee won't get a divorce in case she finds he sticks around girl's playground!

OK the HP family tree is thus:

AG = Daddy

Vee = Step Mum

DK = Uncle

Kanelli = Auntie

Chocs = Sister.

and u guys r all in a talk about spanking???
yakkkk
what an incestuous crowd

HP's wife: 'Hand'!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:HP's wife: 'Hand'!



Knight

Thankfully we are not related (as far as I am aware) and therefore there is no incestuous involvement...unless it's from HP's side?



Knight

i feel so much better

raidah wrote:i feel so much better

thanks , its pleasure

Dubai Knight wrote:HP's wife: 'Hand'!



Knight

oh mannnnnnn i was not aware that he has 2 wifes! oh...shit1 misscounting
1.left
1.right
and EJ that's 3.....

HP wrote:

raidah wrote:i feel so much better

thanks , its pleasure

See! He's at it again! Dad...can you sort him out?



Knight

HP wrote:

raidah wrote:i feel so much better

thanks , its pleasure

r u the blushing type hun?
aaaaaa
just make sure u keep ur hands where everybody can see them

HP

Do what you do in private will ya. And put those porno mags away after you have finished or your Step Mom will not be pleased.

Daddy has spoken

arniegang wrote:HP

Do what you do in private will ya. And put those porno mags away after you have finished or your Step Mom will not be pleased.

Daddy has spoken

leave the poor guy , he probably has no other joy in life

raidah wrote:just make sure u keep ur hands where everybody can see them

I don't think I want to see his hands...you don't know where they have been!



Knight

raidah ,

i will keep my hands around you dont ya feel more better

alex.....

its my uncle who always have hole in his all pants .............ex-aunti was telling

arniegang wrote:HP

Do what you do in private will ya. And put those porno mags away after you have finished or your Step Mom will not be pleased.

Daddy has spoken

do ya promise that step mom gonna feed me

HP wrote:raidah ,

i will keep my hands around you dont ya feel more better

alex.....

its my uncle who always have hole in his all pants .............ex-aunti was telling

Yes, it's true! I do have holes in my pants...otherwise how would I get my legs in them! Duh!





Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

raidah wrote:just make sure u keep ur hands where everybody can see them

I don't think I want to see his hands...you don't know where they have been!



Knight

no HP, no need for ur hands around me. keep on doing the good work in ur own garden.
did i say garden?

Dubai Knight wrote:

raidah wrote:just make sure u keep ur hands where everybody can see them

I don't think I want to see his hands...you don't know where they have been!



Knight

people people

we r having ing talk ........Its Uncle DK , who has porno pictures at his bathroom

Dubai Knight wrote:

HP wrote:raidah ,

i will keep my hands around you dont ya feel more better

alex.....

its my uncle who always have hole in his all pants .............ex-aunti was telling

Yes, it's true! I do have holes in my pants...otherwise how would I get my legs in them! Duh!





Knight

i said pocket

HP wrote:people people

we r having ing talk ........Its Uncle DK , who has porno pictures at his bathroom

The only reason its ing HP is cos we are talking about you and slapping your salami

There are no pockets in a suit of armour...which makes it interesting when I get small change as it all ends up in my boots!



Knight

arniegang wrote:

HP wrote:people people

we r having ing talk ........Its Uncle DK , who has porno pictures at his bathroom

The only reason its ing HP is cos we are talking about you and slapping your salami

slapping his salami

tell me smthing-would u? i mean slap his salami?

lets get back to family tree ( i am not in digusting conversation )

Alex ....what is she to me

Liban ......my muslim brother , liban the ganster


" PS" I have no association with E.J , whatsoever , she doesnt belong to HP anymore

raidah wrote:

arniegang wrote:

HP wrote:people people

we r having ing talk ........Its Uncle DK , who has porno pictures at his bathroom

The only reason its ing HP is cos we are talking about you and slapping your salami

slapping his salami

tell me smthing-would u? i mean slap his salami?

OK...AG shall you or I enlighten this delicate little flower?



Knight