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JasonsMUM · Apr 16, 2006

Hello everyone, I am Jasons mum and I have come on here to apologise to you all for my sons silly posts.

He is just a normal young lad who wants what everyone else has, he see's the Arabs driving big cars and living in big houses and he gets jealous.

I have told him that all he has to do is work hard and one day soon someone will walk into his work and see he has more to offer the world than serving Big Mac meals every day - even his manager has told me that he may get promoted and get all 5 stars soon - I am so proud of him.

Anyway, he is a good looking lad, he is tall and strong and in my eyes he is beautiful, I dont understand why at 23 years old he is still a virgin and has never had a girlfriend - he says girls dont like freckles and ginger hair and that they are put of by his stutter and body odour, but again I dont understand as I am sure if any nice girl met him they would see how nice he is.

For those who want to know, we moved to Dubai because he was getting bullied by some younger kids back home (dont get me wrong, they may have been younger but they were very strong and called him rude names), he used to come home from his job at WalMart (he stacked shelves with such pride) and cry in my arms because hhe got bullied at work by children who's mothers left them to run around the store causing trouble. I had to comfort him every night, bath him and read him his favorite story before stucking him safely in bed with his pale blue night light for comfort - some people think he was to old for all this pampering but at the end of the day he is my son.

He isnt really racist (he has a poster of Halle Berry on his bedroom wall) and I even found a DVD called 'Black Love' under his bed.

Finally, I apologise again and hope you can all see it in your hearts to forgive my little boy.

PS: if any nice girls want to meet him for a blind date please send me a mail and I will make all the arrangements - maybe a trip to MagicKingdom and a pizza and then if you both get on you can watch his favorite film with him at home.

take care.

kanelli · Apr 16, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll here. I recommend the silent treatment so that they move on to new waters.

Liban · Apr 16, 2006

More like a loser....

Dubai Knight · Apr 16, 2006

Made me laugh!

:lol:

Knight

fayz · Apr 16, 2006

Well written and a good laugh.

MaaaD · Apr 16, 2006

hilarious

Chocoholic · Apr 16, 2006

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time - tell me why do people always pick on ginger kids - it's not their fault!

Dubai Knight · Apr 16, 2006

Chocoholic wrote:One of the funniest things I've read in a long time - tell me why do people always pick on ginger kids - it's not their fault!

'cos they're Ginga! What's wrong with hair dye?

:lol:

Knight

JasonsMUM · Apr 16, 2006

I'm glad some of you are ammused at me and my sons plight but I can see how some of the things I wrote are funny.

Anyway, by way of an update I wanted you all to know that I had a phone call from the Jerry Springer Show and they have agreed for me to go back on the show to find out who is father is.

Some of you may remember me from the episodes titled 'one of these men is my sons father', yes I know some thought I looked a fool when it turned out that the five men I bought on the show none turned out to be his father - but hey I thought one of them had to be.

So in my fight to find out who is dad is I contacted the show again as I remembered three one night stands I had around the time he was concieved and this time I will appear with three final men, Billy Bob, Jethroe and Ginger Jim - this time one of them will be proven to be his dad and maybe then he can take some responsibility and make Jason the man he should be.

On a final note would a man out there give me some advice - If a man likes wearing his mums underwear, is he gay?

Thank you everyone.