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hp...don't don't make up stories...i was in dubai a few months back and the toilets were really clean...and reasonably dry !

The 'Geordie' accent can sometimes be difficult even for us Brits to understand...The worst is the Scottish accent from Glasgow! Even Scots people don't understand them!

In London we also have Cockney Ryhming Slang...we could be talking to each other and you guys would not have the faintest idea what we were saying!

There is also Rogers Profanisaurus...for those fans of Viz...



Knight

Howay man, just get off our northern backs . If you don't I'll bring me racing pigeons and whippets to the next meet

GoodBai wrote:Howay man, just get off our northern backs . If you don't I'll bring me racing pigeons and whippets to the next meet

and the barrel of Newcastle Brown

eyyyyyyyyyy by gum suup up

GoodBai wrote:Howay man, just get off our northern backs . If you don't I'll bring me racing pigeons and whippets to the next meet

Why-ay Mon therl be luurds of us suppin Newkey Bruwn an snappin on chips an the like doon tha bevvy hoose an' aall!

Or words to that effect!



Knight

lol...as i said we don't have to understand it to like how it sounds...

arniegang wrote:

GoodBai wrote:Howay man, just get off our northern backs . If you don't I'll bring me racing pigeons and whippets to the next meet

and the barrel of Newcastle Brown

eyyyyyyyyyy by gum suup up

Since when did geordies start saying "eyyyyyyyyyy by gum"??
I think you are confusing our northern most cousins with our yorkshire friends!!

I'll se thee later

It is really easy to understand black people. Their english never go beyound " hey mother fuc*ker , hey son of ....hey man ".

They even say " whats daddy , how r ya doing mother fck*er "

I have to say HP that I find your remarks extremely offensive and racist.

Lets not let this thread degenerate any further.

HP wrote:If you go at any toilet in Dubai , it seems like flooding because everyone try to put the shower in their ............... I recommend people shuld use cola or pepsi , so in this way they can spare us from flooding.

wallah once i went in the public toilet of dubai city center and it was looking like as we were having tsunami.

It is like that 90% of the time !!
Last time I saw CC toielts clean was last eid ealy in the morning !! !!!

I dunno about u HP, but it seems that u have some experience that u can share us with !!

the_zooter wrote:I have to say HP that I find your remarks extremely offensive and racist.

Lets not let this thread degenerate any further.

Ignore him Zoot! This is quite normal for HP and it is to be ignored! From time to time there are moments of lucidity but they are like diamonds dotted in dog turds!



Knight

Urgh, Northerners, can't stand a Geordie accent, does me head in!

HP, watch your mouth, me dad's a scouser! That's a Liverpudlian to you!

'Eh eh eh init!' 'Calm ih down calm ih down'

Chocs

Does yer dad wear shell suits and nick wheels off cars then ?

If people in Canada want to hear something remotly similar to what is spoken in different regions of the UK they need only visit Victoria in BC or Newfoundland....

No stereotyping but Chocs is your one for the knock-off DVDs

GoodBai wrote:No stereotyping but Chocs is your one for the knock-off DVDs

I bet Chocs got a stall in Karama too

Oi, you guys should know by now I'm greatly against pirating any kind of media - shame on you!

Liban wrote:If people in Canada want to hear something remotly similar to what is spoken in different regions of the UK they need only visit Victoria in BC or Newfoundland....

Ah Newfoundland, is it true that there's only one surname among the entire population

Chocoholic wrote:Oi, you guys should know by now I'm greatly against pirating any kind of media - shame on you!

Long live piracy!!!!!

GoodBai wrote:

Liban wrote:If people in Canada want to hear something remotly similar to what is spoken in different regions of the UK they need only visit Victoria in BC or Newfoundland....

Ah Newfoundland, is it true that there's only one surname among the entire population

That I cannot confirm but I can say that inbreeding is the main socio-economic driver of that province

GoodBai wrote:

Liban wrote:If people in Canada want to hear something remotly similar to what is spoken in different regions of the UK they need only visit Victoria in BC or Newfoundland....

Ah Newfoundland, is it true that there's only one surname among the entire population

Did hear about the aircrash in Newfoundland? A 2 seat aircraft has cashed into a graveyard and they are calling it the worst air accident in Newfoundland history. So far they have recovered over 200 bodies!



Knight

Thats a terrible joke!!!

Mind you, I was speaking to a guy from New Foundland the other day. When he introduced himself he said "hey man, gimme six".

Another poor joke - possibly worse thank DK's!

I dont get all this Newfoundland stuff. Can anyone enlighten me please.

You need to spend more time with the CDN's mate!

We make jokes about the Irish, the Irish make jokes about the Kerrymen, the Yanks make jokes about the Canadians and the Canadians make jokes about the Newfies!

The order of life is complete!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:You need to spend more time with the CDN's mate!

We make jokes about the Irish, the Irish make jokes about the Kerrymen, the Yanks make jokes about the Canadians and the Canadians make jokes about the Newfies!

The order of life is complete!



Knight

So who do the Newfies make fun of?

the_zooter wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:You need to spend more time with the CDN's mate!

We make jokes about the Irish, the Irish make jokes about the Kerrymen, the Yanks make jokes about the Canadians and the Canadians make jokes about the Newfies!

The order of life is complete!



Knight

So who do the Newfies make fun of?

Liban?



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

the_zooter wrote:
So who do the Newfies make fun of?

Liban?



Knight

Hmmm - guess that would make sense!!

GoodBai wrote:

Liban wrote:If people in Canada want to hear something remotly similar to what is spoken in different regions of the UK they need only visit Victoria in BC or Newfoundland....

Ah Newfoundland, is it true that there's only one surname among the entire population

Ahem, no

A Newfoundland English Dictionary
http://www.heritage.nf.ca/dictionary/

Guys, we've really gone off topic here now... We are supposed to keep worrying about Sniper.

K

I'm guessing he will turn up tom or thursday, if not i will ring his Uni to find out more.