fahadi , Try a vegetable market , they have an ample supply for all the things you would want to jam up your arse, if not head down to saudi arabia , they got some guyz that will tear you in half.
So funny, Bethsmum's last comment! This is all worth bearing in mind as I'm having a container shipped over in a couple of weeks. (not full of "Toys" I hastened to add:-/) I couldn't bear the shame of my suitcase buzzing at check in again, lol