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Could it be arnie??????

Could it be DK?????????????

Could it be Liban because i like the treat em mean keep em keen treatment??????????????????????

Who do i dream about every night & think of first thing in the morning????




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you dream of a cave man

I reckon its Sniper

C'mon... We all know its HP....

Liban wrote:C'mon... We all know its HP....

I was gonna say that, but he is barking mad, anyway he only has eyes for 1 on here

I think she should puff, puff, give.

No one Knows...

Well... According to "Enya" ... its ""Only time":

Who can say if your love grows,
As your heart chose?
Only time...

And who can say where the road goes,
Where the day flows?
Only time...

Who knows?
Only time...

Who knows?
Only time...

Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's.

If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick

fayz wrote:Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's.

If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick

...hahaha

In our 50's??????

Arnie, we need to show these young whippersnappers that there is no subsitute for mature experience!

We are both maturing nicely thank you, like a fine red wine...and some of us could give you a few laps head start and still open a 6 pack of whupass on yer!

Vee darlin', don't you listen to the snapping and yapping of the little puppies around our heels! These old dogs can still teach the young dogs some new tricks!!!




Knight of your dreams!

fayz wrote:Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's.

If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick

Prude in my 70s???

I'll pull a Hugh Hefner on you so big that it'll make your head spin my young apprentice!!!

fayz wrote:Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's.

If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick

Bloody Cheek is what i sa,y 50's indeed phutttttttttttttttt

Listen to the wise words of DK, couldnt have put it better myself.

Still i suppose a better than being compared to someone in their 70's

arniegang wrote:

fayz wrote:Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's.

If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick

Bloody Cheek is what i sa,y 50's indeed phutttttttttttttttt

Listen to the wise words of DK, couldnt have put it better myself.

Still i suppose a better than being compared to someone in their 70's

I'll have you know I am as fit as an ox!

DK

We ooozee gentlemenly "charm and confidence", that always scores higher with the ladies than these young inexperienced whipper snappers, dont you agree ?

And, at least we dont have to worry about squeezing theose zits every morning

Just don't forget to take your Viagra!!

At the next forum meet Liban, you may like to discuss that with my wife. She will chew you up and spit you out in very small pieces.

arniegang wrote:At the next forum meet Liban, you may like to discuss that with my wife. She will chew you up and spit you out in very small pieces.

Why is your wife so angry? is it 'cause she ain't getting any.

ooozing gentlemenly "charm and confidence", only get you so far,

All in good fun

yes she may indeed haven taken it personally, she wasn't terribly impressed. In fact when she read it she muttered something like "arsehole" and "crushed nuts".

arniegang wrote:At the next forum meet Liban, you may like to discuss that with my wife. She will chew you up and spit you out in very small pieces.

I can understand where she's coming from (no pun intended)... we can't have her going back to Mr Flacid could we?

Assumptions usually end up causing huge embarassment those who make them.

Liban wrote:

arniegang wrote:

fayz wrote:Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's.

If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick

Bloody Cheek is what i sa,y 50's indeed phutttttttttttttttt

Listen to the wise words of DK, couldnt have put it better myself.

Still i suppose a better than being compared to someone in their 70's

I'll have you know I am as fit as an ox!

...a very sick ox?



Knight

Some of us have no need for viagra or any other artificial stimulants as it would merely be an attempt at augmenting an already hyperactive and more than amply developed organ...

The coals of a mature fire burn hotter and longer than the flash and flare of youth! This Knight is a solid stoker well equipped with a working poker!!!

Bring it on!!!





Knight

Well said my friend - reminds me of the saying "there's life in the old dog yet"

sooooo true.

Anyways half these youngsters on here have spent some much time without it they probably forgot whats its like, if at all

arniegang wrote:Anyways half these youngsters on here have spent some much time without it they probably forgot whats its like, if at all

Forgotten what what's like (sorry, terrible English!!)???

the_zooter wrote:

arniegang wrote:Anyways half these youngsters on here have spent some much time without it they probably forgot whats its like, if at all

Forgotten what what's like (sorry, terrible English!!)???

Wots rong wiv it? Is English innit...proper like wot it shud be spoke? You is only sayin dat cos I is black! Aye!



Boyakkasha!

Knight

I just meant that you shouldn't put two identical words together, its not proper English! My English teacher would turn in her grave (unless she's still alive?)

fayz wrote:Dude time is not on her side, she has a grampy fetish two guys in there 50's and Liban who acts like a prude in his 70's.

If she's gonna pull a Anna Nichole she needs to act quick

You're on to me fayz....anna is my idol!!!

Dubai Knight wrote:Some of us have no need for viagra or any other artificial stimulants as it would merely be an attempt at augmenting an already hyperactive and more than amply developed organ...

The knightster doesnt lie....i should know