I Apologise On Behalf Of My Son Jason

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I Apologise on behalf of my son Jason Apr 16, 2006
Hello everyone, I am Jasons mum and I have come on here to apologise to you all for my sons silly posts.

He is just a normal young lad who wants what everyone else has, he see's the Arabs driving big cars and living in big houses and he gets jealous.

I have told him that all he has to do is work hard and one day soon someone will walk into his work and see he has more to offer the world than serving Big Mac meals every day - even his manager has told me that he may get promoted and get all 5 stars soon - I am so proud of him.

Anyway, he is a good looking lad, he is tall and strong and in my eyes he is beautiful, I dont understand why at 23 years old he is still a virgin and has never had a girlfriend - he says girls dont like freckles and ginger hair and that they are put of by his stutter and body odour, but again I dont understand as I am sure if any nice girl met him they would see how nice he is.

For those who want to know, we moved to Dubai because he was getting bullied by some younger kids back home (dont get me wrong, they may have been younger but they were very strong and called him rude names), he used to come home from his job at WalMart (he stacked shelves with such pride) and cry in my arms because hhe got bullied at work by children who's mothers left them to run around the store causing trouble. I had to comfort him every night, bath him and read him his favorite story before stucking him safely in bed with his pale blue night light for comfort - some people think he was to old for all this pampering but at the end of the day he is my son.

He isnt really racist (he has a poster of Halle Berry on his bedroom wall) and I even found a DVD called 'Black Love' under his bed.

Finally, I apologise again and hope you can all see it in your hearts to forgive my little boy.

PS: if any nice girls want to meet him for a blind date please send me a mail and I will make all the arrangements - maybe a trip to MagicKingdom and a pizza and then if you both get on you can watch his favorite film with him at home.

take care.

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Apr 16, 2006
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll here. I recommend the silent treatment so that they move on to new waters.
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Apr 16, 2006
More like a loser....
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Apr 16, 2006
Made me laugh!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 16, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol: Well written and a good laugh.
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Apr 16, 2006
hilarious
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Apr 16, 2006
One of the funniest things I've read in a long time - tell me why do people always pick on ginger kids - it's not their fault!
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Apr 16, 2006
Chocoholic wrote:One of the funniest things I've read in a long time - tell me why do people always pick on ginger kids - it's not their fault!


'cos they're Ginga! What's wrong with hair dye?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 16, 2006
I'm glad some of you are ammused at me and my sons plight but I can see how some of the things I wrote are funny.

Anyway, by way of an update I wanted you all to know that I had a phone call from the Jerry Springer Show and they have agreed for me to go back on the show to find out who is father is.

Some of you may remember me from the episodes titled 'one of these men is my sons father', yes I know some thought I looked a fool when it turned out that the five men I bought on the show none turned out to be his father - but hey I thought one of them had to be.

So in my fight to find out who is dad is I contacted the show again as I remembered three one night stands I had around the time he was concieved and this time I will appear with three final men, Billy Bob, Jethroe and Ginger Jim - this time one of them will be proven to be his dad and maybe then he can take some responsibility and make Jason the man he should be.

On a final note would a man out there give me some advice - If a man likes wearing his mums underwear, is he gay?

Thank you everyone.
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Apr 16, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 16, 2006
:lol:
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Apr 16, 2006
Did you forget about Cletus (the slack jawed yokal)? I'm sure he could be a good candidate as well.
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Apr 17, 2006
This is better than Jerry Springer!

Where next Mum?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 19, 2006
come on, moderators, someone close this thread. It is becoming a sick topic !! :? :? :? :?
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Apr 19, 2006
There are no mods... all hope is lost!
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Apr 19, 2006
This is not sick its just the truth - whhy does everyone call me son sick?
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Apr 19, 2006
Er have we just gone into the twilight zone or something!
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Apr 27, 2006
haahahahhaaa :lol: hahahah .. afta very long time. . hahaahaaa
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Apr 29, 2006
Love the concepts of virtual alter egos...gotta get me one (or two) of those!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 30, 2006
:lol:
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May 15, 2006
WTF??? :shock:
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May 15, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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May 17, 2006
I just can't understand why anyone would bully this kid?? :lol:
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May 17, 2006
ajb wrote:I just can't understand why anyone would bully this kid?? :lol:


We think he is a serial masochist and he is just beating himself up about being ginger!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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May 18, 2006
well I guess if your gonna bully yourself about it you can't expect others not to want to join in ...
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May 18, 2006
Oooohhhh cool! Can I create myself a big furball brother? :lol:
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May 26, 2006
Jason...


freddy's out to get ya... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL!


hahahha!
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Jun 03, 2006
ok. LMFAO!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love this place!
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Jun 10, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this is the funniest sh*t i have read in a really really really long time. ! HAHAHHAAHAH!!!!
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Jun 19, 2006
So does he have a hockey mask and chain saw?
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