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TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: YEAH.

don't think guys even notice things like a haircut, lol

very simple...too long...go cut it...hmm nice and short...too long...go cut it...hmm nice and short...its a vicious cycle i am telling you...someone save me!!!

and everyone's favorite.

"does it make me look fat"

Yeah guys never notice anything! You could go from blonde to brunette and he'd never bat an eyelid.

lol, we even have a joke about it
after making changes in her looks, like a new hair cut, some nice make up, wife notices hubby does not say anything on it, so, then she wears a gas mask and goes up to her hubby
- do u see any change in me?
- did u pluck ur eyebrows?..
lol

Choco has shaved her head and she is nazi

HP wrote:Choco has shaved her head and she is nazi

HP, u love her, don't you?

We would know if a girl changed from brunette to blonde...her IQ would go down!



Knight

IMJ wrote:lol, we even have a joke about it
after making changes in her looks, like a new hair cut, some nice make up, wife notices hubby does not say anything on it, so, then she wears a gas mask and goes up to her hubby
- do u see any change in me?
- did u pluck ur eyebrows?..
lol

Advice for your friend her hubby might notice if she got naked and sat on his lap

Wafaey wrote:

IMJ wrote:lol, we even have a joke about it
after making changes in her looks, like a new hair cut, some nice make up, wife notices hubby does not say anything on it, so, then she wears a gas mask and goes up to her hubby
- do u see any change in me?
- did u pluck ur eyebrows?..
lol

Advice for your friend her hubby might notice if she got naked and sat on his lap

Nah! He'd just reckon she had burnt the dinner!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

Wafaey wrote:

IMJ wrote:lol, we even have a joke about it
after making changes in her looks, like a new hair cut, some nice make up, wife notices hubby does not say anything on it, so, then she wears a gas mask and goes up to her hubby
- do u see any change in me?
- did u pluck ur eyebrows?..
lol

Advice for your friend her hubby might notice if she got naked and sat on his lap

Nah! He'd just reckon she had burnt the dinner!



Knight

Or maybe her mother is coming over for a couple of days

Jupiter wrote:TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: YEAH.

men have 2 emotions: either hungry or horny. So if u don't see an erection, make him a sandwich!

^^^ hahahha quote of the day... nice one katy

How to Impress a Woman/Man

1) Wine her. 2) Dine her.3) Call her.4) Hug her.5) Hold her.6) Surprise her.7) Compliment her. Smile at her.9) Laugh with her.10) Cry with her11) Cuddle with her.12) Shop with her.13) Give her jewelry.14) Buy her flowers.15) Hold her hand.16) Write love letters to her. 17) Write poetry for her.18) Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How to Impress a Man: 1) Show up naked.2) Bring beer.