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I was amazed, why this site doesn't have anything to please the eye so here is the feast.............

Thumbs up! Good one

malikmudassar , i am aware of it

Judij , Beautiful quote

Quote

Real friends stab you in the front.

"If you care about what other people think, you'll get nowhere in life"-

Zyzz

R.I.P Brah

BMreformed ,

Are you sure they are friends?

I was quoting Oscar Wilde.

He also said 'I don't want to go to heaven. None of my real friends are there'.

I quite like him.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
--Sue Murphy

Who the hell is Sue Murphy??

BMreformed ,

Quite well read are we not.

sage & onion wrote:BMreformed ,

Quite well read are we not.

I got it off Twitter.

What do you say.....................

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geetu ,Thanks

BMreformed ,

Does that make you a Twit then

Young and stupid makes old and wise.

Nil Desperandum Illegitimus Carborundum.

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sage & onion wrote:BMreformed ,

Does that make you a Twit then

Some do say that.

I really like it BM.

I really like this too:

Dolor brevis, decus aeternum.

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

I want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm!!
.....George Carling......

My favourite












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FlyingDutchman wrote:I really like it BM.

I really like this too:

Dolor brevis, decus aeternum.

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

I like that too FD. Pain is temporary. It is painful to be the topic of conversation but what is one days news is tomorrow's chip papers.

Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.

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Jonkers wrote:I want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm!!
.....George Carling......

My favourite












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Weird

Johan Cruyff:

Coincidence is logical.

I am not a man. I am Cantona

Eric Cantona

To Err is human
To forgive is devine

"It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves."-

Sir Edmund Hillary

"We are all red inside"



Sage & Onion

sage & onion , hahahah nice one!

Judij , nice one..........

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sage & onion ,keep it up.............good one.

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prowheels , motivating one.

It's always better to be looked over than over looked.

Mae West

You cannot be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have a good football team, or an atomic bomb, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

You cannot step in the same river twice....~ Heraclitus, Greek thinker and Philosopher about 3000 years ago.

He said this when he observed that things around him were changing all the time. People dying, things getting old and worn out. He thought, correctly as it turns out, that this must be happening from moment to moment. In that sense, our senses deceive us, when we think there is any permanence in anything.

It is all an illusion!

"Everything on this earth is flowing, like a river," he would say