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Phone Ringing Man Picks up:

Man : Hello!
Women: are you single?
Man: Yes , who is this?
Women: I am your wife, Come home I am gonna tell you

Man : Phewww, that was close

Phone Again rang

Man : Hello!
Women: Are you married?
Man: Yes , Who is this?
Women: I am your girlfriend you maniac
Man: Ohh Sorry Honey! I thought It is my wife
Women: I am your wife , Just come home one time I will beat you to death.

"Knock knock,".........
"Don't answer that!!"......

A man went to the doctors with a steering wheel down his underpants.

What's the problem? Asked the Doc.

I dunno but it's driving me nuts.

haha, That was awesome... Common people share some more. I like that.

A guy had a hard coughing, was barely able to speak , went to doctor's house late night, he knocked

Doctor's wife came at the door,! yes gentleman.

He asked in half dead voice ! Is doctor at home?

Wife looked around the street and replied : No he is not hurry GET IN

A heart surgeon took his car to the mechanic.

The mechanic said, "Doc, I fixed that car; I took its 'heart' out and repaired it, put it back in, and now it works perfectly. Yet I charge so little, and it costs an arm and a leg when you do your surgery on someone!"

"Try fixing it with the engine running," said the surgeon.

WoW, no doubt..

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

A: "You can't tuna fish."

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Did you hear about that new broom?

A: It's sweeping the nation!

sage & onion ,

Brilliant!



Wife: Honey this laptop is not functioning as per my commands


Husband: Honey! Its a computer not a husband

lol

malikmudassar ,



Good one.