January is the month of the Dryathlon in the UK. It is also the month of the Fanuary. I think the Fanuary is the ladies answer to Movember, where men grew their facial hair to hi light the perils of prostate cancer. In response ladies are trimming their secret places in all sorts of designs (so I'm told!). I'm not sure why and it isn't easy to spot those taking part although there could be some telltale signs shortly when the itchiness starts
I digress. Back to my dryathlon. Now the point of the dryathlon is to stop drinking alcohol for the month of January and donate all the money you save and donate it to cancer research. What a great idea! I thought I'd participate but I do draw the line at giving my money to cancer research. As my mother used to say, charity begins at home!
Before you cry that cancer research is a worthwhile charity, I agree and I used to give to this charity monthly until they started to phone me every Sunday. I was conned into increasing my contributions about 4 times until I could stand their begging calls no longer and they were binned.
So I'm doing the dryathlon and keeping the dosh.
I started early on Boxing Day. Not drinking that is. I was ill and couldn't eat or drink so it was kind of forced on me. As I hadn't had a drink for nearly a week, abstaining for a month looked attractive! I'd give it a go and see all the health benefits and the weight loss promised by all the do gooders. I decided to tell all my friends so that it would be an extra incentive.
Most of them laughed.
Well I'm 15 days into my dryathlon and I thought I'd update DF.
I don't feel any different. My hair is in the same condition, as are my nails. My eyes aren't brighter and my memory no better. My sleep pattern hasn't changed and I haven't lost any weight. In fact, the only difference is that I miss having a glass or two of wine after a hard days work!
I intend to persevere. I will give it till the end of the month and if I see no difference I'm back on it. I reckon it's a ploy by the do gooders to make us all as miserable as them.
Any one else abstaining from alcohol or anything else?