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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I'm listening."

i think we shuld stop the cut , copy and paste culture. If u can not write something by ur own then jst read me and get inspiration .

i am not still married and i am very much looking forward ..............

one day i will awake up wid relax mind without having the burden of preparing breakfast. My india wife will bring "little little gods (Bagwan)...which hardly cost 10 AED). We will worship them and then she will bring some food .......................


in worst case , i must be living alone ...........

MY ADVICE DON'T EVER GET MARRIED

Wafaey wrote:MY ADVICE DON'T EVER GET MARRIED

Mine too!

What is the difference between bigamy and monogamy?

Bigamy is having one wife too many...

Monogamy...is the same thing!



Knight

Nice one guys! I third the advice that no woman should marry HP! Can you imagine - it would be a living hell!

Wafaey wrote:MY ADVICE DON'T EVER GET MARRIED

people generally repent later in their lives why they got married... or why they didnt..

.. but its better to marry and repent..else u miss something in life..

Yeah like a piece of lousey paper means so much - no thanks.

Chocs, don't forget the rock u can pawn off

Well I already have one of those thanks. I kept it as it's my only piece of bling - plus I designed my ring so it's means a bit more. And no I never made it down the isle I kicked out the guy as he turned out to be a nut job - I can't half pick em!

nut - job ???

A bit of a looney Arnie, plus he had a gmabling problem and kinda spent all the cash and got tired of him staying out drinking - so I said seeeeeeyyyyaaaaaaaa!

Actually I was pretty harsh I packed I what I could of his stuff into 3 suitcases took them to his work and dumped them outside. THe had all the locks on the house changed and that was that. When you gotta get rid, better to make a clean break of it.

you dont do things by halves do ya

Chocoholic wrote:A bit of a looney Arnie, plus he had a gmabling problem and kinda spent all the cash and got tired of him staying out drinking - so I said seeeeeeyyyyaaaaaaaa!

Actually I was pretty harsh I packed I what I could of his stuff into 3 suitcases took them to his work and dumped them outside. THe had all the locks on the house changed and that was that. When you gotta get rid, better to make a clean break of it.

WOw Choco u r are one hell of a tough coockie

Nope and then I had great pleasure in blowing up his computer at the dump!

Weel you know when someone takes you for 4,500 pounds you get a bit annoyed. Thank god the house was in my name - that's all I can say.

eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk was there a bunny on the boil whilst you were planning and executing this ??

Hey I never hurt animals! Actually no Arnie, you know it was a spur of the moment thing when I'd just had enough. Plus the guy owed lots of people money and I couldn't stand it when I heard he was taking money off our friends then giving them rubber cheques! Not good!

I think he was cheering with his mate that Choco didn't appear with a shootgun and blew his head off

well rid by the sound of it

Waf, a girl can only take so much you know. When pushed, we push back and hard. Men will never underdstand that it's not a good idea to annoy girls, we go PSYCHO all over you!

Chocoholic wrote:Hey I never hurt animals! Actually no Arnie, you know it was a spur of the moment thing when I'd just had enough. Plus the guy owed lots of people money and I couldn't stand it when I heard he was taking money off our friends then giving them rubber cheques! Not good!

When did all of this happen ?!

About 6 years ago now. Trust me I'm over it, the only thing that annoys me is that I'll never see the money again that's all.

Chocoholic wrote:About 6 years ago now. Trust me I'm over it, the only thing that annoys me is that I'll never see the money again that's all.

Well you are one of the few women who got ripped off usually its the men who are crying about how much money they had lost in this none sense act

Wafaey wrote:Well you are one of the few women who got ripped off usually its the men who are crying about how much money they had lost in this none sense act

Amen to that brother.

I treat it the same as my unfortunate payment due to the police last week - charity.

Chocoholic wrote:Nice one guys! I third the advice that no woman should marry HP! Can you imagine - it would be a living hell!

shame on u choco ! just because of u like people , E.J refused to get married to a sweet and charming person like me

E.J can u answer in three working days

Are u interested in getting married wiiiiiiiid meeeeee or not? if u dont reply , i will think that u would like to be my life partner

Chocoholic wrote:About 6 years ago now. Trust me I'm over it, the only thing that annoys me is that I'll never see the money again that's all.

Choc...know how you feel! Same same but different happened to me!

Happily, exctatically joyfully single again for 2 years!

marriage is an institution...but so is a mental home!



Knight

Chocoholic wrote:A bit of a looney Arnie, plus he had a gmabling problem and kinda spent all the cash and got tired of him staying out drinking - so I said seeeeeeyyyyaaaaaaaa!

Actually I was pretty harsh I packed I what I could of his stuff into 3 suitcases took them to his work and dumped them outside. THe had all the locks on the house changed and that was that. When you gotta get rid, better to make a clean break of it.

Sounds like a nightmare choco

Hope you got over it and that b*stard and moved onto bigger and better things....

Unfortunately (for me too) it's once bitten, twice shy