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arniegang wrote:theres an endless supply of paddy jokes Vee

One for every man in Ireland?



Knight

The rest of the world just loves taking the piss out of us

Its brilliant

I only wish i could some back with some.....

you must have some "insider ones" Vee you can share surely

We have exactly the same jokes except we call them kerryman jokes...

we slag the farmers from the sticks in the west coast of ireland...

that makes us feel better...

Where u have irish man, we insert kerryman...

No originals, sorry

You mean you people haven't heard of the Budwiezer commercial? I see why you didn't get it.

Boy Bastos (perv) in class (grade two).



(Boy Bastos in a class recitation)

Teacher: Who can give me a word that starts with A? Okay, Maria.

Maria: Ma'am, apple.

Teacher: Good. Now who can give me a word that starts with B?

(Nobody raises a hand except for Boy Bastos)

Teacher: O, Boy Bastos.

Boy Bastos: Ma'am, bra!!!

(Everybody laughs. The teacher makes a mental note to not call Boy Bastos again. However, when the teacher asked for a word that starts with the letter P, no one raised a hand, except for Boy Bastos, so the teacher is forced to call him.)

Boy Bastos: Ma'am, panty!!!

(Again, everybody laughs. So the teacher, again, made a mental note to herself to not call Boy Bastos again. But when the letter Z came up, nobody raised a hand, except, again, for Boy Bastos.)

Teacher: (to self) i bet he wouldnt be able to come up with nasty kinky answer with the letter Z...

Teacher: Okay, Boy Bastos.

Boy Bastos: Ma'am, zebra......... but with a twelve inch d!ck!!!



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corny....

i just needed an outlet to de-stress....

For Womens Use



Boy Bastos was strolling inside a mall when he urgently needed to go the the Toilet.

He went to the nearest Male Toilet but it was out of service. Because he needed to pee so badly, boy bastos went straight inside the Womens Toilet and there he shanked and pee'd. When he got out of the womens toilet, he was caught by the janitor.

Janitor: Hey!!!! why did you pee here?!!!!! don't you know that this is for women's use??

Boy Bastos then opened his Fly and showed his d!ck to to the Janitor.

Boy Bastos: Why??? dont the women use this too??







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Two blondes

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progress ively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

didn't have a chance to read the whole thread but here's another paddy joke:

what makes up an irish 7 course meal?











a baked potato and a six pack

why shouldn't you throw rocks at an irishman on a bike?
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it's probably YOUR bike