The new way to calculate if you are fat is to measure your waistline against your height. If your waistline measures 50% of your height you're getting to be a bit of a lardie and should cut back on the cakes.
I'm just inside so should live to be a grand old age.
The man on the news warns that if your waistline measures 80% of your height, you could be knocking 20 years off your life. Surely looking in the mirror should tell you that?