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Four nuns are killed and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St Peter.
The first nun says “St Peter, I once saw a man’s penis. May I still enter?”
St Peter replies “Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed.”
The second nun says “St Peter, I once touched a man’s penis. May I still enter?”
St Peter replies “Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed.”
St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns. The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun. “What is going on?” he asks the fourth nun.
“I’m trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out before she sticks her arse in the font”.

--- Mar 26, 2012 ---

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her arse and said 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your gut-controlling tights.'
While this was almost intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her jugs and said 'You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.'
This was beyond a silent response... so she rolled over and grabbed his co.ck. With a death grip in place, she said 'You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of....

The gardener, The postman, The coalman and your brother.

--- Mar 26, 2012 ---

Being told that they'd found a cure for dyslexia was music to my arse!

--- Mar 26, 2012 ---

Wayne Rooney has visited Fabrice Muamba in hospital.

"It's great, he can almost string a sentence together" said Fabrice.

As witty as they are, if you post jokes with such profanity; I'm afraid you will get banned by the moderator.

There is no humour on this forum?

--- Mar 26, 2012 ---

Knock knock.......

Knock knock.......

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock....

Hurry up Whitney, I need a poo.

You can't use such words as you did in your original post.

What words were those I used?

That's quite self explanatory.

A stripper is putting her tits in a guy's face. And he gives the stripper money. The stripper looks at it and says, this is Monopoly money. It is fake money.
The guy says: fake money for fake tits.

Yesterday I was reading in Reading
Today I'm having a bath in Bath.
Mixed emotions about tomorrow. I'm going to Cockermouth.

Prowheels are you likely to be Zonker?:)

Tesco has announced 20k new jobs to be created in the UK.

The Prime Minister of Poland has welcomed the news.

Berrin wrote:Prowheels are you likely to be Zonker?:)

From that I assume that zonker is the "good guy" type of person. As for myself personally, I find these jokes funny. But just sayin', you're most likely to get banned :/

Tis looks to be a banned person thread

Well, what did you expect ? A person banned several times, makes yet another ID and then starts posting obscence language ?

Berrin ,

I think people are just getting a bit paranoid!

No, Prowheels is not Zonker. I am here look! This is me Zonker

LOL