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Ladies and bros.......I am going to start at new game called "what if......." Ever wondered what would happen if the coin u tossed showed up tails instead of heads....what would have happened if ...the apple didnt hit that lazy Newton.....

As any game here are the rulez:-

a, the format will be What if........

Cause:........apple didnt hit Newton

Effect: I guess Einstein would have found the theory of gravity and we would have been 200 yrs behind....

b,No repitition& it must be one post
c,No flamming words.
d, Any controversial stuff will be dealt by me. My decision is final.
e, Come up with some resonable topic.

Let me see how ingenious ppl are here.....

............if Hitler won WW2

no legal synagogue. Heil in his name. Cheap and high quality stuffs from China (Tech from Japan, cheap labour -China), Arayans would have controlled this forum, this forum would have been in German, Queen Elizabeth would have been in house for home for old ppl. Canada would have been trilingual and Britain unilingual-German

........Hitler won WW2

.......Israel would never have seen the light of day and the Arabs would have been one nation.

(edited by sniper420 "the Dubai Forums resident dickhead"-*cant even follow simple rulez*)

............if UAE was democratic country.

.........more rights, government sector slow and inefficient, riots, political unrest, high oil prices, more budget to military, more anti-US....

.............pmsl @ Liban - if Hitler had won WW2


...........then the Arab Nation and every other Nation that wasnt "pure" white skin colour would have been obliterated.

Just goes to show how ignorant Liban is regarding history.

(edited by sniper420 plz follow the format)

.............if I was a beautiful woman for a week....

i WOULD change my panties 5 times a day!.........place my glasses on coaster..........poke in the belly button if somebody snores .........complain men just to get attention........b careful while eating apples so it deosnt mess my lipsticks.......get Xtra large breast implant.....ping pong......prove woman are clean machines..........make the world matriach.........

sniper420 wrote:.............if I was a beautiful woman for a week....

i WOULD change my panties 5 times a day!.........place my glasses on coaster..........poke in the belly button if somebody snores .........complain men just to get attention........b careful while eating apples so it deosnt mess my lipsticks.......get Xtra large breast implant.....ping pong......prove woman are clean machines..........make the world matriach.........

LMAO

PMSL-obviously from a man's point of view!!

What if ..........you woke up and you were Bill Gates?

............if I was Bill Gates......

I would buy China cheap........use the huge labour to buld city in MY name......My fame will b unsurpassed except for few.........give some labours to Liban to fullfill his Arab gettogether dream (eventhough form back of my mind I know it will be great waste).......build Ice city North of Canada...................better way to lift atleast half of world's pop above povertyline,.........have beautiful houris having XXXXXXXXtra large bOo**(replace * with ty & bs).....give my mom Huge present..........buy weapons and blueprints to destroy em.........Staunt pacisfist.........buy Futurama from Fox..............make grizzly bear national animal symbol of Canada instead of beaver.....invest in sustainable energy & oil too.........and what? mmmmmmmm.marry one woman......

make grizzly bear national animal symbol of Canada instead of beaver

I thought you'd be proud of that!!

GAB wrote:

make grizzly bear national animal symbol of Canada instead of beaver

I thought you'd be proud of that!!

yes I am....but grizzly would have been betta.............come on pals show some creativity with waht if................

What if....the world was run by women instead of men.

kanelli wrote:What if....the world was run by women instead of men.

Then nobody would know how to drive and we would all be broke.

kanelli wrote:What if....the world was run by women instead of men.

......well u r a woman u know the answer.......................will bring DAy of Judgement near!!!!!!!!

what if...... choclate caused HIV


...id gift 1 evryday to sniper

easternjewel wrote:what if...... choclate caused HIV


...id gift 1 evryday to sniper

what if EJ's choco cause HIV to sniper.......

....sniper420 would come to rescue and donate money to cure sniper of the vixen's disease......I am extremely magnanimous when it comes to donating...

What if Christopher Columbus had missed America?

They might speak English properly as the Brits might have had a chance to finish the job of educating them...

There would be no need for a war based on oil as there would be no gas guzzling Detriot chrome mountains to fill...

There would be a world basball series that actually has more than 1 country in it...

George Dubya would be a Cherokee Indian smoking um peace pipe the wrong way round...

No ing McDonalds or milkshakes that make your ears bleed when you try to suck them up the straw...


on the other hand...

There would be no telephones...
or airplanes...
or lighbulbs...

Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:What if Christopher Columbus had missed America?

They might speak English properly as the Brits might have had a chance to finish the job of educating them...

There would be no need for a war based on oil as there would be no gas guzzling Detriot chrome mountains to fill...

There would be a world basball series that actually has more than 1 country in it...

George Dubya would be a Cherokee Indian smoking um peace pipe the wrong way round...

No ing McDonalds or milkshakes that make your ears bleed when you try to suck them up the straw...


on the other hand...

There would be no telephones...
or airplanes...
or lighbulbs...

Knight

What if Christopher Columbus had missed America?............

....and this internet would not exist cos Brits would b making the world smarter in speaking english but dumber in thinking...

What if Christopher Columbus had missed America?............

....and this internet would not exist cos Brits would b making the world smarter in speaking english but dumber in thinking...[/quote]

Really? I seem to recall that the internet...was invented by a Brit!

Touche!

Knight

as was the first computer

Dubai Knight wrote:What if Christopher Columbus had missed America?............

....and this internet would not exist cos Brits would b making the world smarter in speaking english but dumber in thinking...

Really? I seem to recall that the internet...was invented by a Brit!

Touche!

Knight[/quote]

NAh......one of the pioneers was Vint Cerf......http://www.ibiblio.org/pioneers/cerf.html...american if u r talking about WWW it's different......onw of the pioneers of WWW was Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman working in CERN...

sniper420 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:What if Christopher Columbus had missed America?............

....and this internet would not exist cos Brits would b making the world smarter in speaking english but dumber in thinking...

Really? I seem to recall that the internet...was invented by a Brit!

Touche!

Knight

NAh......one of the pioneers was Vint Cerf......http://www.ibiblio.org/pioneers/cerf.html...american if u r talking about WWW it's different......onw of the pioneers of WWW was Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman working in CERN...[/quote]

Thats the guy!

Now what would have happened if neither of them had been born?

We would be communicating using 2 baked bean cans and a piece of string...or by smoke signals!

Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

sniper420 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:What if Christopher Columbus had missed America?............

....and this internet would not exist cos Brits would b making the world smarter in speaking english but dumber in thinking...

Really? I seem to recall that the internet...was invented by a Brit!

Touche!

Knight

NAh......one of the pioneers was Vint Cerf......http://www.ibiblio.org/pioneers/cerf.html...american if u r talking about WWW it's different......onw of the pioneers of WWW was Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman working in CERN...

Thats the guy!

Now what would have happened if neither of them had been born?

We would be communicating using 2 baked bean cans and a piece of string...or by smoke signals!

Knight[/quote]

............well there will b always someone to invent it. Now somebody start another seriess of "what if........"

...what if u know the world comes to an end 2morrow..what would u do to live ur last seconds to fullest..........?

.........I will donate most of my wealth to charity and keep some money to have poutine

Liban wrote:........Hitler won WW2

.......Israel would never have seen the light of day and the Arabs would have been one nation.

(edited by sniper420-*cant even follow simple rulez*)

Believe me Hitler would show no mercy to the Arabs or anyone who wasn't white Aryan...After wiping out gypsies and Jews..Arabs would properly have been next on his list..

What if....the world was run by women instead of men.

There would be no wars, a lot of shopping malls and no accidents on the roads!!
(BTW Liban-What are the lego people doing?? )

what if...... choclate caused HIV

That is just cruel!!

what if you get power of superman...

I'd be using my x-ray vision all the time (Joking!) I'd travel the world doing good deeds, much like the original superman

kanelli wrote:I'd be using my x-ray vision all the time (Joking!)

No yer not

There would be no wars, a lot of shopping malls and no accidents on the roads!!

Wrong.................

The roads would be gridlocked due to accidents.

Shopping malls would only have womens clothes shops and Hairdressers/Nails etc