Well it's late and I have to admit I've had a couple of glasses of Chardonnay! But I wanted to wish all of you, out there a fantastic Christmas
If you aren't that way inclined then I would like to wish you a very Happy New Year from me!
I've had a busy day. Shopping, cleaning and cooking. I've made my Christmas gravy already!
I wanted to send PM's to all my friends out there, but if you haven't received one yet, I will get round to you I promise
The Chardonnay may get the better of me tonight!
To the General! Happy New Year my friend I will have a cup of tea for you! English breakfast with a dash of milk. No sugar! I don't like Earl Gray, it's for poofs
To TJ. Happy Christmas my sweet sweet friend! 2011 has been an annus horribilis for you. If I could be granted one wish, it would be for you to regain your health. You are a hero. Remember that. My very best wishes to your family for 2012. I will have a Becks and think of you.
To Bora I don't want you to leave Bora!!! I love you!! My American friend xxxx I hope to see you soon. I'm selfish!!! See you in January. I will have an apple Martini for you
To Dillon A big Happy Christmas to you A true English gentleman. I will have a pint of Sneck Lifter and drink to your health. May 2012 bring you and you health, wealth and happiness and top notch results from NCL Uni!
To Zonker Happy Whatever! My little Pakistani friend who has changed the way I view Pakistanis A big special BM cuddle to you. I will have a Chivas but will have to nip my nose and down it in one as I hate the smell of whiskey. Yuk!
To Drew. Happy New Year DP Whereever you are! On the beach somewhere I expect. I will have a Bombay Sapphire and imagine it being served in a tall glass over lots of ice by a man wrapped only in a towel with a Scots accent! mmmmm Shaken not stirred
To the Flying Dutchman. I nearly lost you! Don't go! I will have a pint of Grolsch, salute you and think about the Grolsch salesman I came across in Deutscheland. Tall and drives a Volvo. he was impessive. LOL
To Herve You've gone My French hero! Wow that accent! Please come back!!! DF won't be the same without you! Shafique just dreads seeing your avatar. It's not the same speaking via Facebook I will have a Kronenbourg for you. It doesn't sound very French!
To ben. you must be somewhere else for the holidays. I will have a tinny and chuck another snag on the barbie. (Is that Austraaaaalllllian crack??) I miss your sarcasm when you're away. I know you think Chocs is sexy when she's angry. PMSL
To Viking Warrior, you don't post much and I'm not sure if you view from afar! We had a dodgy start but I wish you well. I hope 2012 brings you contentment. It all comes to those who wait. Good luck my friend. I wish you the best. I'll have a pint of Carlsberg for you.
To Sage Remember when you used to call me Big Mama? Thank you for my diet I will have a G&slimlineT and think of you!!
To The Ambassador!! How will I drink to you? I'm not sure who or what you are I think I'll have a Jagermeister in a Red Bull. It's neither male nor female
To SSL A new girl!! Hope you stick around I, too, wish I looked like Beyonce. A glass of Chardonnay is called for!
My brain cells are dying now.....
To all you other weirdo's have pm'd me (including Chocs and her friend Kanelli!) Happy Christmas!! and a special hug from BM (hands on the keyboard where I can see them, please, Shafique )
My sincere apologies to anyone I've missed. I blame it on the Chardonnay. There is one person who's name escapes me, for which I apologise. Your backside got sunburnt once. You know who you are!
I love you all! (well.... nearly)