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I have been told that Faithful Husbands will go straight to Heaven; and the Unfaithful ones will enjoy Heaven on Earth!!! The choice is yours! (Taken from a Bangkok Tourism ad!)
Is this something you subscribe to?
I am sure the ladies will have a different viewpoint from the gentlemen!
May the Good Lord Bless us ALL!
(No offence to any one, I hasten to add!)
Peace

Is that really from a Bangkok tourism ad?
Thers not enough beer in this world to make me go there.

Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.

zonker wrote:I am sure the ladies will have a different viewpoint from the gentlemen!

What the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve over, Zonker.

-- Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:29 am --

benwj wrote:Is that really from a Bangkok tourism ad?
Thers not enough beer in this world to make me go there.

Not a place I've ever fancied. Sym goes there a lot, so it would seem, for medical tests.

-- Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:30 am --

busa wrote:Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.

No busa! you'll still go to heaven. Dreams don't count.

busa wrote:Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.

Of you secrectly getting of with an other woman, yes i think thats chearing.

Flying Dutchman wrote:

busa wrote:Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.

Of you secrectly getting of with an other woman, yes i think thats chearing.

FD, you are slurring your words.

Bora Bora wrote:FD, you are slurring your words.

he's dreaming about Kate Beckinsdale.

I like the way u asked ur question...lol (or the other thing)>>>

rittakhoury85 wrote:I like the way u asked ur question...lol (or the other thing)>>>

Yes Zonker What is the other thing?

BM, "the other thing"......sounds so much nicer than saying those two words "unfaithful husband"!

Busa, you are already in heaven! I can see you and the lady in leather tights on your motorbike with you, disappearing into the sunset!

zonker wrote:
Busa, you are already in heaven! I can see you and the lady in leather tights on your motorbike with you, disappearing into the sunset!

So can Busa...


Just don't let Mrs Busa know!



Knight

zonker wrote:Busa, you are already in heaven! I can see you and the lady in leather tights on your motorbike with you, disappearing into the sunset!

Leather tights? Now they don't sound very exciting, a bit sweaty and not certainly not easy to rip off

I've just been watching Geordie Finishing School on ITV2, they were buying wet look leggins in Primani, at £2.50 a pair. I think this must be what Zonker is dreaming about!

It wasn't me that was dreaming BM, it was Busa. I was just trying to help him overcome his hesitation!

Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.

Bethsmum wrote:Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.

Not as gung ho as a yank, not as reserved as a typical Englishman, i like to strike a nice happy medium.

I once struck a happy medium...

She sued!



Knight

busa wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.

Not as gung ho as a yank, not as reserved as a typical Englishman, i like to strike a nice happy medium.

You are well on your way then! Happy 'riding' to you!

You never said which one you were Zonker!

busa wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.

Not as gung ho as a yank, not as reserved as a typical Englishman, i like to strike a nice happy medium.

What does a "nice happy medium" look like?

Bethsmum wrote:You never said which one you were Zonker!

I have been both BM!
Allow me to explain. I started off with all good intentions and wanted to go to heaven. Halfway, I realized the wait was going to be longer than my attention span, so I quietly stepped off that bandwagon, and am currently enjoying heaven!

zonker wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:You never said which one you were Zonker!

I have been both BM!
Allow me to explain. I started off with all good intentions and wanted to go to heaven. Halfway, I realized the wait was going to be longer than my attention span, so I quietly stepped off that bandwagon, and am currently enjoying heaven!

Heaven on Earth! That's the best bet Zonker. It's no good waiting for Heaven. You may find you just close your eyes and then there's nothing. That would be the waste of a wait.
Grab it with both hands and enjoy the ride

can i get a little bit of both?

general_A wrote:can i get a little bit of both?

I have come across many men who try general!

Bethsmum wrote:

general_A wrote:can i get a little bit of both?

I have come across many men who try general!

man is greedy you know

Bethsmum wrote:.........
Heaven on Earth! That's the best bet Zonker. It's no good waiting for Heaven. You may find you just close your eyes and then there's nothing. That would be the waste of a wait.
Grab it with both hands and enjoy the ride

Succinctly put BM.
Thats so profound. At first, I thought you said "waste of a waist"!
BTW, I was pushed off that bandwagon! But as Rhett Butler would say:" Frankly, my dear, I dont give a damn!"

general_A wrote:man is greedy you know

I've come to realise that general, but what would we do without you?

-- Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:12 pm --

zonker wrote:BTW, I was pushed off that bandwagon! But as Rhett Butler would say:" Frankly, my dear, I dont give a damn!"

Ah Zonker, we all need an excuse once in a while