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Watch the tenderness in his eyes....and the gentle way he puts his hand on hers!
This is a lesson from nature for all you guys out there.
How to do it right!

Dude you can't link pics from your mail ! Duh !

[quote="zonker"]Watch the tenderness in his eyes....and the gentle way he puts his hand on hers!
This is a lesson from nature for all you guys out there.
How to do it right!

Without being able to see your image Zonker, I'm guessing it's an ape?

Dah dude dat id nawt how do it duh

drewpeacock wrote:Dah dude dat id nawt how do it duh

LOL, been on the Bombay Sapphire Drew?

Is that right Zonker, I can't see the picture either but have you sha@@ed a monkey?

You might be interested in the velcro gloves that Welsh Hill farmers use on their sheep, although I don't think they've been tested on the fleece of an ape? well, as they say, any port in a storm eeh?

Did he say at 1:26 ‘and grab this nigger with fruits and bananas and say hey buddy hey, there you go buddy, there you go with your big bright red arse’ well there’s evidence if it were ever needed!

Perhaps I have a humour failure today, but this again is so not funny. I'll try again tomorrow, but cannot imagine that I will find a detailed description of how to do an ape funny.

Flying Dutchman wrote:Perhaps I have a humour failure today, but this again is so not funny. I'll try again tomorrow, but cannot imagine that I will find a detailed description of how to do an ape funny.

Get some sleep FD, It's been a long day.

-- Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:26 am --

Dillon wrote:Did he say at 1:26 ‘and grab this nigger with fruits and bananas and say hey buddy hey, there you go buddy, there you go with your big bright red arse’ well there’s evidence if it were ever needed!

I don't think you can say that, Dillon, that's racist! You can only say that if you're chocolate.

Well, sorry all the picture didnt show up. I can see it though. Must have done something wrong.

@Dillon: No I didnt shag a monkey, so dont get too excited! Thanks for that hint about the Velcro gloves anyway, but no thanks. I dont do sheep either! You just carry on, you are doing fine

Well I'm glad and relieved to hear that Zonker.

You didn't say if your picture was of an ape Zonker?

I bet it was. Apes are more human than some of the people I've come across in my time.

I'm not mentioning any names , DDS, so keep your turban on.

BM, my bad! Of course, you were 100% right, it was about apes apes

Dillon wrote:Did he say at 1:26 ‘and grab this nigger with fruits and bananas and say hey buddy hey, there you go buddy, there you go with your big bright red arse’ well there’s evidence if it were ever needed!

Dave said 'bribe..with fruit and bananas' not 'grab...'

Still wondering what the OP link was about.

Still wondering what the OP link was about.

Silly old Shafique! it was about apes being able to romance a female ape. Just aswell you can't see it, it would have been a 'look away now!' moment.